Right?
Nothing but Scott Brand for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 25, 2021 4:01 AM |
Men who still use dry toilet paper to clean themselves are savages. Moistened wipes or bidet, people.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 25, 2021 4:03 AM |
I've used a bidet for about 10 years, and I could never go back. Earlier this week my electric bidet with the heater crapped out exactly four years after I bought it. The pump died. I decided to go back to a manual cold water only model, since they are far less likely to break. It was a ROUGH 24 hours between ordering and installation, having to use toilet paper like an animal.
The electric model had a built in seat, so I had to order a new toilet seat as well. Amazon sent me a notice that they tried to deliver, but couldn't and would try again. I immediately went out and found the driver a few houses down and made her give them to me. No way I was going another day without a bidet, having to wipe my ass like some primitive.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 25, 2021 4:10 AM |
If you use Soft ‘n Gentle, Quilted Northern, Angel Soft, Brawny, or repurposed American Greeting Christmas cards to wipe (way to recycle, by the way!), you’re handing money to the Koch machine. Thanks for shitting on America!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 25, 2021 7:56 AM |
[quote] Men who still use dry toilet paper to clean themselves are savages. Moistened wipes or bidet, people.
r3 I'm Cottonelle UCC for the 'heavy lifting' and then Dollar Shave Club 'One Wipe Charlies' - which have a delightful minty and aloe formula - to finish up sparkling clean. Great price, and auto delivery. Although I do wonder if all these wipes are environmental homicide
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 25, 2021 12:23 PM |