Kelly LeBrock Says Steven Seagal is a ‘Hollywood Tragedy’

Kelly LeBrock thinks she's great. She's just cold boogers on a paper plate.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

R1 You just hate her because she's beautiful.

She does look good for her age.

She was on one of the Celebrity Weight Loss shows on VH1 and impressed because of her maturity, humor and leadership.

Couldn't she have those lips taken down just a little?

Yeah how'd she get hooked up with that

This is how it's done Marilyn

I compare this to how a certain Ben Affleck is talking about his ex. Kelly is saying negative things in a way that doesn't reflect badly on her. She is trashing the father of her kids and letting the world know in no uncertain terms exactly how she feels about him without coming off as a C.

This is how it's done.

I do wonder if some awful story is about to surface about her murderous ex.

I loved her in Weird Science. A perfect twink in a woman's body - hot, overly confident - and extremely bitchy. Now she's the ghost of DataLounge present - a FAT WHORE who still think she's all that, despite the obvious reflection in the mirror, but still smarter than most straight guys and fraus.

Oof.

It was obviously the answer to a question and Seagal has always been one of the most reviled men in Hollywood, and that's a statement. Read further and you'll see a woman who said she was never that interested in superstardom and now all she wants to do is get married and stay home. But she takes another hilarious shot at Seagal when she notes that her current boyfriend is a brilliant doctor and it's nice to have someone smart to talk to.

She should be a DL icon.

r10 You. Com. Plete. Me.

Love her

Kelly LeBrock?? Now, there's a name I haven't heard in decades.

DL has such low standards.

I had totally forgotten Segal was ever sorta hot. Hes been a bloated mess for decades.

Steven Seagal is a tragedy Hollywood inflicted on us.

I used to work for Seagal’s aunt - she described him as very damaged and a nasty man.

[QUOTE] I had totally forgotten Segal was ever sorta hot. Hes been a bloated mess for decades.

Seagal was always a handsome dude until like 20 years ago when he hit the wall bad.

What’s weird is that his sister Katie seems so cool.

One of the daughters was on “Growing Up Supermodel” several years ago.

R11 I had to do a double take, I thought that was an artificially aged pic of Kelly Reilly!

Nicolas Cage: You must think I’m the worst host ever!

Lorne Michaels: No, that would be Steven Segal.

She oughta know. Only trash marries trash.

These lips!

R26 Typical British cunt. Missing the lower half of her face.

@r22, Can anyone in that family pass a McDonald's without stopping?

What's in their snackpurse?

She seems lovely. There seems to be a lot she won’t say, probably because she fears for her life. She looks like she’s ageing well. Always gave me Jackie bisset vibes and I think she was even with one of Jackie’s former lovers at one point.

Goodness, I didn't know she has three children by Segal. What more or less could she have said about such a far out of left field maniac? Interesting her daughter took her mother's name professionally instead of pop's. Am I mistaken when I remember stories of domestic violence in the very late 80s?

If he has Serbian and Russian and Serbian citizenship, doesn't that mean, he relinquished his U.S. citizenship? Creep.

[quote]You just hate her because she's beautiful.

And you shouldn't. Her hair used to have a mind of its own.

A long time ago (2004, I think?) my partner was in Vancouver for work, staying at the same hotel where Steven Seagal was staying, filming some movie. Almost every evening, he would run into him in the elevator. Most of the time, Seagal would be surrounded with a gaggle of trashy, Eastern European-looking hookers, taking them to his room. His trashiness goes back a long way.

Young Seagal was pretty.

Young Katey Sagal was pretty?

His daughter Arissa doesn't use his last name. Interesting.

R33 Puke. He looks like an inbred or retarded toilet brush.

I thought he looked like the young Richard Gere but your point stands.

He's horrible

I get Lisa Vanderpump vibes from her.