Christmas 2021 at Mar-a-Lago

I am Melania's blood Christmas trees that Jill Biden shipped down from the White House storage shed.

I am the two dozen pillows as gifts.

R2 Like this?

I'm Barron.

I'm decorating my dungeon with golden Christmas tree balls and dead animals.

Here eez me weeth ze suitcase weeth ze Chreesmas tree decoration.

Eef you don't like peecture, I heet you weeth bag.

I'm the motorcade arriving with Lindzebelle.

I’m the sex Donald and Melania will have

[quote] I'm Barron. I'm decorating my dungeon with golden Christmas tree balls and dead animals.

Only some of those animals are dead

Who geeve fock aboud Chrismas ennyvay?

I am Donald‘s red spanx, only worn once a year on Christmas Eve

I am Donald's urine-drenched Adult diaper undergarment in size XXL. I am straining at the seams and chafing his pale, crepey, jiggling ass.

I'm Kimberly and I will be doing lap dances for the octogenarian male members of the club after dinner. The money collected will go to DJT's "personal" re-election fund.

I am the free food, drinks, room, golf, and the fun with Donnie.

I'm the unwrapped gift for Jared.

I'm the maid who is in charge of cleaning DJT's toilet. With his diet and propensity for eating crap, especially during the Yule season, this job comes with a lot of built-in overtime.

I'm Taylor Dayne. Available for entertainment.

R12 I'm Eric Trump, and I'll be doing the same.

We're Diamond & Silk and Lara invited us.

[quote]We're Diamond & Silk and Lara invited us.

The help goes in the kitchen.

We are Rudy and Sidney who found outside Four Seasons Total Landscaping the missing boxes of Trump votes that is evidence the 2020 election was stolen. We are rushing to Mar-a-Lago with the good news.

I am the overhead comments by the Orange Biggie.

"Tiffany, no, Chris Christie will not play San Claus this year at Mar-a-Lago. He wrote that terrible book about me and I am mad at him. This year the role of Santa will be played by Louie DeJoy. He's made millions while screwing-up the U S. Postal Service. Now that's my kind of guy."

I’m Don Junior’s Christmas gift for Steve Bannon. Surprise! It’s more polo shirts!

Donkey show starts at midnight sharp!

Signed photos of Kyle Rittenhouse & mom will be sold in the gift shop.

Lyin' Ted hears commotion in the hallway and hears a thump on his room door. He opens it and yells: "Go one floor up to your princess suite Lindsey, you drunk-ass self. Heidi and I are watching a Hallmark Lifetime Christmas Special then we are going to sleep".

My Barron like the Christmas holiday. I make his cage full of Christmas spirit. If he is Good boy, he get candy cane on Christmas day.

Trump screamed at hard-of-hearing Santa: "I asked for Pee Pee (girls), not Pee Wee.

We'll be The Stones, in their room using their Smartphones and admiring all the lovely background Christmas trees being shown on Chaturbate.

I am Donnie Jr, warming up to the Christmas season by making snow angels in some powder that looks like snow but isn't.

I’m Madison Cawthorn, and I’m looking for my next wife.

I'm the hangers-on, sycophants, and political whores hoping for an invitation.

I’m the “Boar on the Floor” game played on Christmas Day.

I'm Trump dressed up as Santa carrying a sack of Hillary's emails.

[quote]I’m Madison Cawthorn, and I’m looking for my next wife.

Perhaps Ginger Luckey Gaetz has a friend?

It will be another shit show of the worst grifters.

I’m Devin Nunes, and I’m worried the whore I fucked last night wasn’t born a lady.

I'm Tiffany.

Nobody cares that I'm here.

I'm Laura Loomer screaming that I WAS invited and let me in and I'm handcuffing myself to the door until you do.

R27 Santa, need not worry. Vlad sent a contingent as Christmas gift to Donnie. As always, it does come with a price.

I'm Jared, the cute elf doll.

Each gentleman vistor receives a memento of the occasion.

^visitor

I’m classic rock. Donald plays me at ear splitting volume because he knows all the singer songwriters of said songs hate his guts & have demanded he cease & desist from playing them.

I am the Ivanka Trump jewelry sold in the Mar-a-Lago gift shop. Every purchase is 25% off until Jan. 2nd. Mrs. Pompeo bought my lovely earrings.

Am the naughty "doings" going on...

She procured for him!

I’m Barron. I’m having some friends over. They don’t have names. They are sort of human looking, but also have bug eyes, antennae and fur. They communicate with me by making beeping sounds and moving their eyebrows when they think. Nobody else can see them.

R37. I care, Toots! Don’t know if you heard my good news, but I’m single snd ready to mingle! Send me a text and I’ll roll on over!

Is Barron ever seen? Poor kid.

Am the fudge brought by Mike Pompeo.

I'll be Mel's new tree ornaments.

I'm the coke! Let it snow!

I am Melania texting my divorce lawyer, and checking online for a one way ticket to Dubai.

Miss Lindsey's greetings

I'm Ghislaine Maxwell in jail ruing the missed opportunities to make 'connections' with rich people with my stable of girls.

Senatrix again

As Donnie takes a long winter nap, thoughts of me give him nightmares. And it should.

I’m the food made with overpriced ingredients and showy names, but no sense of real culinary style. As a result I’m basically slop.

We all wish Caitlyn a speedy recovery

R62, I agree as we all know elderly women have frail and brittle bones due to estrogen shortages and shit.

Not like they were a formal world renowned athlete or anything. (GOT TO PLAY ALONG!)

I'm the closet where Trump, jr. and Jared Kushner have their traditionally awkward, high on coke, make out session. They call me the Brokeback Closet in their texts (which they immediately delete after sending or receiving them). I'm the saddest place on earth (well, apart from Trump's bathroom toilet).

R54, it should be "Merry Christmas and a [!!!] Happy New Year", shouldn't it?

Senatrix's last gentleman caller of the night. She wore four of them out.

"Diamond & Silk, you're hired."