In case we forgot, Willem Dafoe apparently "has an enormous dick"

Isnt there a video of him dancing naked?

Yes, here it is:

He is easily one of the ugliest men to ever live. Most people probably have zero interest in super fugly Billy.

If only I found him attractive!

I found his looks tolerable for a few years in the 1980s…perhaps the height being Platoon, where I found him kind of sexy and saintly. But he got creepy fast.

I hate the basic writing of these bullshit blog reporters. The content is rehashed and the style is simplistic. I put the article through Flesch-Kincaid and it received an 8th grade reading level score, which I suppose is appropriate.

Come again, OP?

He’s fine as fuck. I don’t care what you hatars say. More for me.

[quote] Most people probably have zero interest in super fugly Billy.

He'd kill you if he heard you call him "Billy."

R9 Surely, everyone has called you super cunt all your life. Is that better for our super fugly Billy?

WTf was that video at R2??? lol.....

Hum...

It’s a big dick I guess, but it’s certainly not enormous.

It probably gets really big when it's hard.

Has that loopy Christopher Walken vibe

He's so ugly, he's like Medusa. Turning everyone into stone. Jesus fuck is he ugly.

I'd love to know the context behind that bizarre dancing clip. He does seem like a fun guy, though.

I love his face

The clip is from something he did with The Wooster Group back in the 1980s.

Looks like it might be something from The Temptation of St Anthony, there's another clip here and Dafoe is in the same goofy mustache.

I had a crush on him after I saw Platoon as a kid. It was probably due more to the character Ellis than Dafoe, but I’d fuck him. For sure. He looked good in The Florida Project a few years back.

He’s always reminded me of the girl gremlin from Gremlins 2

19 What is the Wooster Group? Is it some kind of nudist group?

My doctor tells me stories about seeing Dafoe live on stage with his theatre company. He said if you sat in the first row, you were often in danger of being slapped in the face by his dick.

His cock may be huge, but sadly he's attached to it.

I once stood close enough in a line to board an airplane to see on his passport that his real name is William. He’s maybe 5’8” and weighs 140 pounds. Absolutely tiny.

If you want a hot, sexy Willem, check out William Friedkin's "To Live And Die in L.A." Stunner of a nude scene. And he's smokin'.

R26 We get to see William Petersen's dick in that one, too.

Yeah, his face is rough, but he's hung, he's a great actor, and he seems to be a good guy. Loved him in The Florida Project and Fishing with John. Richard Madden is starting to look nearly as haggard without any of Dafoe's compensating qualities.

Are we going to have to drag William Dafoe's dick around forever????

Sadly it's attached to William Dafoe.

All of you shallow queens calling Dafoe ugly must only consider Tab Hunter circa 1960 to be an "attractive" man, the rest are all fugs. I've always found him supremely sexy and always loved "unconventionally" (not pretty boy type) handsome men. So much more interesting and much better in bed, I've found.

Had a weird Dafoe encounter. In NY when DVDs were new, Lived downtown. Rented "Streets Of Fire". Early Sunday morning maybe 8 am, walking up a deserted Lafayette to return it Tower Video. Then a couple are walking towards me. It was Dafoe and a woman and he had his arm around her. Polite "Good Mornings" as we pass and I realize he was in the movie was was holding.

R31 DL notoriously gets a wet cunt over super fug guys. So you are in the majority, lady.