Ben Cohen: "I hate my dad. He's a total slut. And he annoys the fuck out of me, talking about those motherfucking housewives!"
Wyatt Cooper: "At least you don't have to listen to your dad's 20 year old boyfriend banging him in the bathroom. Ugh."
Lets be Anderson Cooper's and Andy Cohen's sons, 18 years from now
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| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 24, 2021 1:57 AM |
Ben "It puts the lotion in the basket."
Wyatt "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!:
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 21, 2021 12:30 AM |
All I ever wanted was a mom...
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 21, 2021 12:32 AM |
My dad hits on all my friends!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 21, 2021 12:33 AM |
There go my dads, fighting AGAIN.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 21, 2021 12:36 AM |
Papa, why the hell did you REALLY buy a house in the middle of nowhere in Brazil? All of the other Dads of my Dalton classmates have vacation homes in Florida or the Hamptons or Sun Valley but you always travel to that third world sh-thole? What do you do there all day?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 21, 2021 12:38 AM |
Dad, what's all this white powder all over the bathroom???!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 21, 2021 12:40 AM |
I think my dad is cheating on my other dad.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 21, 2021 12:41 AM |
Ben "Dad what is a prolapsed anus? Your trainer said you had one and that was your issue?"
Wyatt. "Dad why do you smell like the housekeeper's cum?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 21, 2021 12:54 AM |
At 18 one of them will be flying under the radar at some Ivy League school while the other will be on the front page (again) of The NY Post.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 21, 2021 1:08 AM |
Don't you want to marry one of those housewives?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 21, 2021 1:34 AM |
How come Chris Cuomo never said he loved you?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 21, 2021 1:34 AM |
Why didn't you act like a decent human being when it came to Kathy Griffin? You're kind of a piece of shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 21, 2021 1:35 AM |
How did anyone let you on television? You have no talent.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 21, 2021 1:36 AM |
Hey dad, I'm going out with some friends tonight.
Wanna do a BUMP before I leave?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 21, 2021 1:36 AM |
You're such a fucking douchebag.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 21, 2021 1:37 AM |
Thank god I didn't inherit your 12-year old girl giggles.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 21, 2021 1:38 AM |
Dad, are you a homosexual?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 21, 2021 6:39 PM |
Why is there a torture chamber in the basement?
-Ben
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 21, 2021 6:47 PM |
Ben and Wyatt @R17:
Are you really that clueless?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 21, 2021 6:48 PM |
"Dad? what is a social climbing has-been? The doorman called you that." -Ben
"You're not my real dad and you never will be" - Wyatt.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 22, 2021 12:01 AM |
Here's a scene from Andy and Ben's future....
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 22, 2021 12:21 AM |
Dad,why do you always talk about when you were on tv , EVERYONE tuned in to watch you.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 22, 2021 12:36 AM |
I thought that Anderson's kid was older?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 22, 2021 1:55 AM |
Despite the last 2 unnecessary and annoying posts, this should be a longer thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 23, 2021 1:43 PM |
BUMP
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 24, 2021 12:40 AM |
Boring posts. Do better DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 24, 2021 1:37 AM |
Do we LOOK like we're here for your entertainment, R26?
Go fuck yourself.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 24, 2021 1:44 AM |
Ben: At least I know which asshole I came out of.
Wyatt:
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 24, 2021 1:57 AM |