Franklin Pierce, 14th President of the United States

He needs some

He's nothing compared to James Garfield.

Pierce is considered by many to be our worst president ever, but that was before Trump.

Ronald Reagan was the most handsome president, hands down. He was dreamy. No matter what you libs think of him, he was gorgeous. Jane and Nancy were two lucky gals.

Pierce couldn't have been worse than James "first gay president" Buchanan.

Young Rutherford Hayes 😍

If he were a few hundred pounds heavier...

grey, jowly, and prone to castrating men...

Franklin would be a dead ringer for his descendant Barbara Pierce Bush

(and with a foul vaginal odor)

Hayes, for the win.

Major pussy hound. Big Bush supporter.

Was Pierce related to DL icon former First Lasy Barbara Bush née Pierce.

[quote]Was Pierce related to DL icon former First Lasy Barbara Bush née Pierce.

FFS, just smell the yeast infection

She was more man than a Russian Olympic athlete

On his way to Washington from New Hampshire, Franklin Pierce's train crashed. He saw his son being crushed to death. Once he entered the White House, he drank heavily to cushion the loss of his son. He lasted one term because the alcohol made him ineffective. He died soon after returning to New Hampshire from Washington. His friend Nathaniel Hawthorne tried to help him get sober. It didn't happen, he died 12 years after his presidency due to severe cirrhosis of the liver.

He was grieving, and was misunderstood.

[quote]Pierce couldn't have been worse than James "first gay president" Buchanan.

Warren Harding was no prize, either.

[quote]Ronald Reagan was the most handsome president, hands down. He was dreamy. No matter what you libs think of him, he was gorgeous. Jane and Nancy were two lucky gals.

Mmmm, kay.

[quote] Young Rutherford Hayes 😍

It’s been said that former DL fave Drew Brees looks like the young Rutherford B. Hayes.

Supposedly, Warren Harding was considered hot in his day.

I'd love to see DLs list of presidents ranked strictly according to looks, politics aside. I would have to think Nixon and LBJ would not do well.

Brit PM Anthony Eden was hot in his day

Fuck you, R3!

[quote]Was Pierce related to DL icon former First Lasy Barbara Bush née Pierce.

Please, everyone knows that Bar's real father was Aleister Crowley.

Young LBJ wasn't bad-looking. Jolie-laide. Also sizemeat.

Twink Ronald Reagan in his lifeguard photos was pretty darn cute.

Do you think FDR wheelchaired his cock into some USA trim?

Bar was the strictest of all our supervisors. We would all be doing our stretches outside at Kennebunkport at 6:15 M

Daddy Ulysses S. Grant and young Joe Biden with his hair>>>>>

[quote]Was Pierce related to DL icon former First Lasy Barbara Bush née Pierce.

R10, he is related to Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce .

Daddy Ulysses could destroy my pussy anytime.

The best way to remember that Franklin Pierce was the 14th president is by virtue of the fact that there are fourteen letters in his name. No other president has that coincidence.

Fascinating period of American history — post-Monroe, pre-Lincoln. The country was falling apart and there are parallels to where we find ourselves today.

Any of our eldergays have him?

[quote]Bar was the strictest of all our supervisors. We would all be doing our stretches outside at Kennebunkport at 6:15 M

While Bar was inside drinking her coffee and eating her full-course breakfast