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I'm a gay man and my barber just gave me a haircut that makes me look like Sara Ramirez!

I don't know where my life goes from here.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 14, 2021 3:36 PM

I'm also latino but don't have chola eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 1December 14, 2021 2:53 AM

It's a [italic]bitch[/italic] being butch!

by Anonymousreply 2December 14, 2021 2:54 AM

Ok, this “problem” of yours will last for about 4 weeks u til your hair grows back. Please come back to complain once you have stage IV cancer.

by Anonymousreply 3December 14, 2021 2:56 AM

Grow up

by Anonymousreply 4December 14, 2021 2:58 AM

Scary….

by Anonymousreply 5December 14, 2021 2:58 AM

That haircut is called The Non Binary. It's become even bigger than The Rachel. You should be pleased.

by Anonymousreply 6December 14, 2021 3:05 AM

butch daddies

by Anonymousreply 7December 14, 2021 3:17 AM

Who taught her how to do her eyebrows?

Marlene Dietrich? Divine?

by Anonymousreply 8December 14, 2021 3:20 AM

What the fuck happened to her/him/it?

by Anonymousreply 9December 14, 2021 3:36 AM

Step your pussy up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 10December 14, 2021 3:42 AM

That girl should just complete the look and get a bad Selena tattoo on her left shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 11December 14, 2021 3:59 AM

That cut is popular with Asian women and it looks real my good.

by Anonymousreply 12December 14, 2021 4:41 AM

I thought your post said he gave you a HANDJOB.

Tres disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 13December 14, 2021 4:42 AM

i think she is going to be great on the new sex and the city. Really enjoyed her in 2nd episode.

by Anonymousreply 14December 14, 2021 4:46 AM

And just like that... Yet she is 150 lbs lighter than you are, OP, that's where the similarities end.

by Anonymousreply 15December 14, 2021 5:45 AM

This thread is useless without pictures.

Of you, OP. Of you.

by Anonymousreply 16December 14, 2021 6:07 AM

Have you sought legal counsel?

by Anonymousreply 17December 14, 2021 6:10 AM

So put on some lipstick and be a lezbian for a few weeks while it grows out. Then either transition or get a new barber.

by Anonymousreply 18December 14, 2021 6:15 AM

Hey buddy, get a wig or shave your head, and voilà!---problem solved

by Anonymousreply 19December 14, 2021 6:22 AM

It's okay, OP... When arriving at a certain old age, gay men and lesbians start to look alike.

The good thing is, nobody's going to look at you anymore anyway.

by Anonymousreply 20December 14, 2021 6:26 AM

I've seen worse. Quick messing with shit though. Please leave those eyebrows alone. Your friends and family are too kind and don't want to tell you it ain't working to flatter you.

by Anonymousreply 21December 14, 2021 6:37 AM

Drink antifreeze and chill, OP. Everything's gonna be all right.

by Anonymousreply 22December 14, 2021 6:42 AM

The barber hates you and doesn't want to ever see you again, OP. Any more questions?

by Anonymousreply 23December 14, 2021 2:58 PM

Start walking with a cane and get a Home Depot VIP membership.

by Anonymousreply 24December 14, 2021 3:05 PM

You need to watch some Donna Mills tutorial videos on eye make up and go for a Phil Oakey Human League look.

by Anonymousreply 25December 14, 2021 3:32 PM

Did someone say Donna Mills?

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by Anonymousreply 26December 14, 2021 3:36 PM
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