Rocco Ritchie

looks FTM

He's cute. His mother is creepy.

Look at his arms, he’s a very hairy man. His bush must be very THICK. Yuck

The Rocco troll is back. We need to hunt it down and stab it.

He's better looking than Lourdes, but that's not really saying much.

Ew! Too old!!!

There's a difference between "blossomed" and "thickened into a chunk of wood that looks uncomfortable and thick in everything he wears, and looks like Trog with his clothes off.

cute titties, for the moment.

He's still too short.

Creepy midget.

A pocket butch lesbian who transitioned.

I want to see him get fucked. He's too cute not to bottom. It would be so hot.

Madonna's facial features always seemed like they would look better on a man.

[quote] I want to see him get fucked. He's too cute not to bottom. It would be so hot.

Don’t give Madge any ideas. She’s desperate for attention.

He's a late bloomer. I wonder if he's discovered anal pleasure yet?

Unfortunately he’s just not tall enough for me.

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Questionable anal hygiene.

Despite all the plastic surgery, hair bleaching and avoiding the sun. Madge can't erase those Sicilian genes and her two kids are evidence of that.

Gordita.

Cute

Is this a Poopisha thread?

Nice, OP. Hot pecs.

Yes he has become quite a handsome young man. He looks much more slim than he did not all that long ago when he was looking quite thick.

I imagine he is in a constant state of aghast when he sees photos of his mother in the media.

Death to the Rocco Ritchie Cyberstalker Loon.

Is there anything more loathsome than these pathetic, bitchy DL queens who actually make fun of the appearance of someone as good looking as this young man? I think not.

Short, thick cock?

The better looking of her two birth children, even though his father is uglier than Lourdes’ father. I still think of him as a teenager but he must be well into his 20s by now. Has he ever had a girlfriend or boyfriend? I don’t find him attractive (being better looking than Lourdes is not a high bar, let’s face it) but I admire the Rocco Troll for never giving up.

His nickname was “skidmarks” in school

Divas always have at least one LGBTQ kid. Cher, Barbra, Belinda Carlyle, Jamie Lee Curtis, Annette Benning, Lana Turner, Sally Field, Angelina Jolie, Mia Farrow, Jayne Mansfield, Judy Garland...

He is making progress, I will give him that. For my tastes, he actually looks damn good in those photos, if it is acceptable to have an opinion.

Rocco is such a faggy name

R30 Jayne Mansfield - you're talking about Oleebia the lesbian from SVU right?

Rocco looks like all of Madonna's brothers, he's all Ciccone

#nosausage

He has no neck.

I like Rocco and I liked Lourdes until recently. Rocco has that quirky artist vibe and his style is fun. He looks like a cross between his dad (who is way hotter than Carlos Leon) and Christopher Ciccone

He's finally come into his beautiful Italian/Sicilian looks. He's got a beautiful Italianesque nose.

he's a cutie

OP was summoned by this thread.

Take heed!

"Rocco" What a jersey goombah name.

What about the French Canadian Fortin side?

Does Madonna look like Ciccone or Fortin?

Wondering.

his face lacks symmetry, he's under 5'4 and looks like he has questionable hygiene. no thanks.

I think he's cute - I like short and thick.

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Wow his fathers good looks and his mothers artistic talent would make an incredible combination.

[quote]Unfortunately he’s just not tall enough for me.

Said the mayor of Munchkinland

He’s working that sexy greaser look. If he could fight he’d be a lot hotter.

Wasn’t there a big battle a few years ago? RR wanted to stay in the UK and Madge wanted him back in the US? I think we discussed the pros and cons on DataLounge.

[quote] He's better looking than Lourdes, but that's not really saying much.

It’s not just physical appearance; he also dresses much better and doesn’t have a perpetual sneer on his face. He’s cute, I’ll take him.

Isn’t he like 5’6 tall?

I get hating on narcissistic asshole celebs. But I've never got the hate for their kids. It's not like they chose their parents and basically every kid is protective over their parent's reputation. The parents push their kids into the spotlight out of narcissistic eugenics level thinking that their spawn is entitled to a career.

I have posted pics of Madonna's genealogy before and her ancestors are all fucking ugly going back 500 years at least. All Madonna's sibs are fucking ugly. Not a surprise her kids would be.

She really is intent on sexualizing her kids isn't she? She never posts pictures of them that aren't "sultry". The few times she is seen in photos with him she can't seem to keep her hands off him. It's beyond creepy. I can see why he keeps his distance from her. It seems as she goes into old age she has become increasingly sex obsessed. I would be afraid to be alone with her if I was him.

By the time Madonna’s death, which will be another 100 years, she prob has over $ One Billion in the banks plus her catalogs can be sold for another 500 hundreds to one billion easily. How is she gonna split her fortunes among her sex kids? Her biological children will get 30% each. The remaining four adopted black kids will prob 10% each.

I dunno about better looking, but he's certainly better groomed than Lourdes, and at the very least it seems like he tries.

[quote]Wasn’t there a big battle a few years ago? RR wanted to stay in the UK and Madge wanted him back in the US?

He was underage then and the divorce was somewhat recent, typical parents using their kids to get back at each other. Sean Penn would've just backhanded the bitch.

Curious to know how big his dick is. 6” 1/2 very thick

Six is your IQ, ya repulsive cunt. Sounds right.

I his dick matches the rest of his body plan he has a code.

4" max!

Oh, dearing myself.

If his dick

Ugh, chode. Fucking autocorrect.

Lola and Rocco don't even seem like they're part of the same family.

[quote] Wow his fathers good looks and his mothers artistic talent would make an incredible combination.

Bwahahahaha.

Why do both her bio kids have unusual bodies?

[quote]Wow his fathers good looks and his mothers artistic talent would make an incredible combination.

Trust me, that is NOT how it works