I am Rachel Maddow’s Adam’s Apple
Let’s be distracting celebrity traits (good or bad)
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 15, 2021 7:37 AM |
I am Matt Damon's hips.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 8, 2021 11:16 PM |
I'm Bill Hemmer's facial mole.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 8, 2021 11:16 PM |
[quote] I am Matt Damon's hips.
Are they a good or a bad trait?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 8, 2021 11:17 PM |
I’m Owen Wilson’s broken nose.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 8, 2021 11:18 PM |
I’m Enrique Iglesias’s mole (RIP).
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 8, 2021 11:19 PM |
I'm Judd Nelson's nostrils.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 8, 2021 11:19 PM |
I'm Sarah Jessica Parker's wart.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 8, 2021 11:20 PM |
I'm Megan Fox's hideous toe thumbs.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 8, 2021 11:20 PM |
I'm Andy Cohen's wonky eye.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 8, 2021 11:20 PM |
I'm John Hamm's penis.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 8, 2021 11:21 PM |
I'm Chrissy Teigen's beautiful face.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 8, 2021 11:23 PM |
Julianne Moore's beady eyes and rabbit teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 8, 2021 11:23 PM |
I'm Miley Cyrus' gums.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 8, 2021 11:25 PM |
Matt McConawhatever's tiny t-rex arms and predilection for fascism
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 8, 2021 11:25 PM |
I'm Faye Dunaway's dentures.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 8, 2021 11:25 PM |
Miss Kay Lenz
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 8, 2021 11:30 PM |
R11 MOON FACE.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 8, 2021 11:32 PM |
I’m Angelina’s non-human, blow-up doll resemblance.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 8, 2021 11:33 PM |
I am Whoopi's braids.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 8, 2021 11:34 PM |
I’m Kidman’s frozen forehead which atop sit drawn on, yuck brown, waxy caterpillars.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 8, 2021 11:35 PM |
I'm Jennifer Aniston's dated and unchanging hairstyle.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 8, 2021 11:38 PM |
I am Jake Tappers face
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 8, 2021 11:39 PM |
I'm Glenn Close's big nose.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 8, 2021 11:40 PM |
I'm LIZA, with a Z!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 8, 2021 11:41 PM |
I'm Jennifers Grey and Aniston's original noses; one good, one bad.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 8, 2021 11:48 PM |
I'm Alec Baldwin's trigger finger.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 8, 2021 11:48 PM |
I'm Princess Beatrice's bug eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 8, 2021 11:53 PM |
I'm the lack of space between Marjorie Taylor Greene's eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 8, 2021 11:54 PM |
I'm Paris Hilton's baby-doll whisper.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 8, 2021 11:55 PM |
I'm J-Lo's big booty
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 9, 2021 12:00 AM |
I’m Whoopi’s eyebrows which fell off, and her indigo purple lipstick.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 9, 2021 12:04 AM |
I’m the lazy, slightly-crossed eyes of Kate Moss, Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 9, 2021 12:05 AM |
Watch Keke Palmer NAIL that weird thing that Angela Bassett does with her mouth and shoulders. Hilarious. Her Shakira is on pointe too!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 9, 2021 12:08 AM |
I’m Lisa Rinna’s iconic lips and hair.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 9, 2021 12:09 AM |
I am eugenie's bug eyes
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 9, 2021 12:13 AM |
I'm Stevie Nicks' garter belt. I'm concealing a stiletto and an eightball.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 9, 2021 12:17 AM |
I am Ariana Grande, Bella Hadid and Megan Foxes Ponytail Lift. AND their canthoplasty!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 9, 2021 12:17 AM |
I'm Pete Davidson's entire face.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 9, 2021 12:21 AM |
I'm that puffy thing between Frances McDormand's lower lip and chin.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 9, 2021 12:22 AM |
I’m the strange line on the right side of Oprah’s face.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 9, 2021 12:22 AM |
I am Madonna's ass (implants) and her Madame X eye patch
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 9, 2021 12:24 AM |
I'm Ellen's kindness.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 9, 2021 12:32 AM |
I'm Rachel Griffiths' neck, into which her jawline fades seamlessly.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 9, 2021 12:35 AM |
I’m Lauren Hutton’s gap.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 9, 2021 12:35 AM |
I'm Judy's Pills.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 9, 2021 12:37 AM |
I'm George Hamilton's ever-present (and jarring) tan.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 9, 2021 12:44 AM |
I'm Timothee Chalamet's rat face
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 9, 2021 12:48 AM |
I’m Joaquin Phoenix’s microform cleft lip.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 9, 2021 12:49 AM |
I'm Chalamet's flat pancake, barely ass.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 9, 2021 12:51 AM |
I'm A Low Vera and SJP's mouths.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 9, 2021 12:52 AM |
I'm that thing Tom Selleck does with his lower lip and chin.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 9, 2021 12:54 AM |
[quote] I'm A Low Vera
I’m Vera Farmiga’s rolling eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 9, 2021 1:01 AM |
I'm Debra Norville's neck scar where she had her Adam's apple removed.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 9, 2021 1:05 AM |
I'm Humphrey Bogart's little lip scar.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 9, 2021 1:10 AM |
I'm Diana Ross sweeping back her bad hair weaves.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 9, 2021 1:18 AM |
I’m Sharon Stone’s pussy. I’m a movie star.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 9, 2021 5:43 AM |
I'm one of Meghan's limp and scraggly hair tendrils, over processed, dangling on the side of her face.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 9, 2021 6:13 AM |
I'm the focal point of Christian Bale's face.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 9, 2021 6:27 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 9, 2021 6:40 AM |
[quote] I’m Angelina’s non-human, blow-up doll resemblance.
I’m this year’s Miss Paraguay, thinking it’s time for a younger doll
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 9, 2021 6:41 AM |
I'm Rene Zellweger's squinty eyes (pre-surgery)
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 9, 2021 6:50 AM |
I'm Tom Cruise's 3 front teeth (pre-braces)
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 9, 2021 6:50 AM |
I'm Jewel's snaggletooth
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 9, 2021 6:51 AM |
Iconic, R34?
Or moronic?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 9, 2021 7:00 AM |
I’m Reese Witherspoon’s very prominent chin.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 9, 2021 7:04 AM |
Gotta be Miss Lindsey's tongue
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 9, 2021 7:05 AM |
I am the unwatchable constant pursing of Bruce Willis's lips.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 9, 2021 7:05 AM |
I’m the misaligned faces on Shannen Doherty, Bradley Cooper and Paul Walker (RIP).
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 9, 2021 7:07 AM |
I was Cindy Crawford’s mole.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 9, 2021 7:11 AM |
I am Richard Gere’s gerbil.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 9, 2021 7:16 AM |
I'm Tori Spelling's boob dent
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 9, 2021 7:29 AM |
R62 don’t forget about mine!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 9, 2021 7:43 AM |
My snack purse
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 9, 2021 8:04 AM |
I'm Timothée Chalamet's bizarre jaw.
I'm also Julia Roberts' grotesque smile.
Lol at R26.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 9, 2021 8:14 AM |
I’m Steve Buscemi‘a bulging eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 9, 2021 8:18 AM |
I am the couch that Tom Cruise jumped on during his psychotic “I’m in love” display on Oprah.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 9, 2021 8:21 AM |
I'm Joy Reids collection of ugly wigs.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 9, 2021 11:00 AM |
I'm Sandra Bullock's man face.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 9, 2021 11:16 AM |
I'm Kristen Stewart's electroconvulsive therapy side effects.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 9, 2021 11:17 AM |
I'm Keanu Reeves constipated look 24'7.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 9, 2021 11:20 AM |
I'm the dyke haircut of Jaimie Lee Curtis.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 9, 2021 11:22 AM |
I'm the inbred overbite of Taylor Lautner.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 9, 2021 11:24 AM |
I'm the sociopathic bisexual dead eyes of Ricky Martin.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 9, 2021 11:25 AM |
I’m distracted by Britney’s new mouth. What’s going on there?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 9, 2021 11:26 AM |
I'm the anemia and all round fucked up genes of Tilda Swinton.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 9, 2021 11:32 AM |
I am Trump’s lack of filter.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 9, 2021 11:32 AM |
I'm the insufferable, fucked up voice of Jadyn Wong.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 9, 2021 11:36 AM |
I'm the hypocritical and cowardly religiosity of Christ Pratt.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 9, 2021 11:47 AM |
I'm Olivia Wilde's square head.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 9, 2021 11:59 AM |
I'm Britney's track weave. Now that she's free - I'll be back real soon, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 9, 2021 12:05 PM |
R93 how embarrassing for her…
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 9, 2021 12:07 PM |
I'm Olivia Wildes noticeable tranny look.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 9, 2021 12:07 PM |
I'm the fugly appearance, boring personality, and ambiguous sexuality of plain Jane druggie Tove Lo.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 9, 2021 12:09 PM |
I'm the stomach pumping medical procedure of Adele.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 9, 2021 12:13 PM |
I'm the dyke hair and pant suits of Demi Lovato. When I transition to FTM soon, I'll wear overalls and get manly tattoos, and go full crew cut.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 9, 2021 12:17 PM |
I’m Brenton Thwaites’ endlessly long torso.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 9, 2021 12:18 PM |
I'm Brendan Thwaites cowardice and closeted bisexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 9, 2021 12:21 PM |
The mole on Christian B's face drops his looks about 80%. Instead of being an 8, he is a 0. I can't watch his movies because all I see is the fucking mole.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 9, 2021 12:21 PM |
Jennifer Lawrence’s dead eyes, flat face, big forehead, pointy chin, sausage fingers, plethora of moles and lack of bone structure.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 9, 2021 12:22 PM |
I’m Gisele Bundchen’s close set, beady eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 9, 2021 12:26 PM |
I'm the foul odour of Rebel Wilson, whether the bitch is fat or skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 9, 2021 12:28 PM |
R102 OMFG. I love you. Lawrence is truly the most repulsive cunt that ever cunted.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 9, 2021 12:29 PM |
I'm the "Queer" and NPD CUNT status of Lee Pace. I'm such a bi pussy fucking coward who thinks I'm creating "positive change" and "positive representation" as a "Queer" person.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 9, 2021 12:32 PM |
I'm Gwyneth Paltrow's scalp lift and possible scalp transplant included. My vagina scented candles aren't actually made of wax, but from the heated discharge of my vagina sculpted into candles.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 9, 2021 12:39 PM |
I'm John Legend's rat mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 9, 2021 1:55 PM |
I'm Tyler Posey's extremely crooked jaw.
Now THAT is truly distracting. I can't bare to watch him because he looks as though he was pulled out of his mother's poosey by the chin.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 9, 2021 2:06 PM |
I'm Hilary Baldwin's fake Spanish accent.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 9, 2021 2:44 PM |
I'm Tony Curtis' totally natural hair
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 9, 2021 2:52 PM |
I'm Dr. Dre's arm that whips the bitches' asses
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 9, 2021 3:05 PM |
I’m Jamie Oliver’s thick, protruding tongue.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 9, 2021 5:52 PM |
I'm Nicole Kidman's surgically enhanced chin, forehead, cheeks and neck!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 9, 2021 5:56 PM |
I’m Susan Dey’s condolences.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 9, 2021 6:00 PM |
I'm Shirley MacLaine's sharp lips.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 9, 2021 6:01 PM |
I am Linda Evans’ shoulder pads.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 9, 2021 6:02 PM |
I'm Jane Fonda's fine-tuned plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 9, 2021 6:06 PM |
I'm Sigourney Weaver's underbite.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 9, 2021 6:08 PM |
I'm the deep-set and almost-but-not-quite symmetrical lines on either side of Tobias Menzies' face.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 9, 2021 6:14 PM |
I'm Eminem's dead eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 9, 2021 6:15 PM |
I'm Donald Trump's STD infected anus mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 9, 2021 6:22 PM |
I'm the bow ties I used to make myself look harmless to children so I could get close and molest them. Just ask my good friend Matt Gaetz.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 9, 2021 6:30 PM |
I'm Mark Wahlberg's third nipple.
"Bitches like to suck it."
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 9, 2021 6:46 PM |
I'm Donald Trump's tiny hands.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 9, 2021 6:46 PM |
We're the ears and jaw which are usually kept under wraps. We hate it when a mugshot outs us or the wind blows her hair back and exposes us.
Just focus on her glasses the way you're supposed to! Please!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 9, 2021 6:53 PM |
As we said, we HATE the wind. And the cruelty of daylight.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 9, 2021 6:57 PM |
I'm Donald Trump's piss-soaked cotton candy hair.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 9, 2021 7:08 PM |
I’m the creatures from MIMIC that resemble Marjorie Taylor Greene.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 9, 2021 7:09 PM |
I'm Norma Shearer's wonky eye!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 9, 2021 7:17 PM |
I'm Kay Fwancis' inability to say the lettew "r".
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 9, 2021 7:17 PM |
R132, that’s reawwy wude of you. Pwease don’t wepeat that.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 9, 2021 7:21 PM |
R127 She looks just like Margaret Hamilton in profile.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 9, 2021 7:40 PM |
I am Walton Goggins's TEETH. It's all I can see when he's onscreen.
I am Sarah Paulson's elusive come andngo lisp. Hate her.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 9, 2021 7:40 PM |
I'm Penelope Cruz' hawk nose, despite having the one the most brilliant, beautiful eyes on an actress.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 9, 2021 7:46 PM |
*having the most
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 9, 2021 7:48 PM |
I am Meryl Streep's long witch nose.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 9, 2021 7:54 PM |
R134, is that your work in the Miss Gulch thread? If so, good job!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 9, 2021 7:57 PM |
R139 The resemblance is uncanny.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 9, 2021 7:58 PM |
I'm the lack of space between Penelope Cruz's nose and upper lip.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 9, 2021 8:00 PM |
Tom Petty's piranha mouth
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 9, 2021 9:02 PM |
I'm Hilary Swank's tombstone teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 9, 2021 9:06 PM |
Ali Larter's rabbit teeth
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 9, 2021 9:09 PM |
I'm Renee Zellweger's squint!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 9, 2021 9:12 PM |
I'm Ezra Miller's hideous toes.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 9, 2021 9:15 PM |
I'm Daniel Craig's majestic ears and, yes, I do nibble myself.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 9, 2021 9:23 PM |
Prince Harry’s beady, close-set eyes
Jon Hamm’s (rumored to be) huge dick
Tommy Girl’s actual height without shoe lifts
Britney’s vacant eyes and crazy face
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 9, 2021 9:26 PM |
I’m Keira Knightly’s clenched jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 9, 2021 9:40 PM |
I'm Colin Farrell's soulful eyes.
I'm Halle Berry's perfect symmetry.
I'm Michelle Pfeiffer's natural grace.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 9, 2021 10:13 PM |
I've always loathed Roger Howarth and every character he has played. On GH now he looks like a fucking corpse and his huge monkey ears literally make me vomit a lil every time he shows his ugly monkey mug.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 9, 2021 11:01 PM |
I'm the lush double row of eyelashes on Elizabeth Taylor and Tyrone Power.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 9, 2021 11:52 PM |
I'm Chrissy Teigen's Thomas the Tank Engine face.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 9, 2021 11:57 PM |
I am Tommy Flanagan's Glasgow smile
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 9, 2021 11:58 PM |
I'm Aaron Eckhart's butt chin.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 10, 2021 12:16 AM |
I'm Sarah Jessica Parker's mane
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 10, 2021 12:19 AM |
I'm the jawbreaker in Cher's mouth that she's been sucking on since the 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 10, 2021 12:20 AM |
I'm Mindy Cohn's laughing Buddha eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 10, 2021 12:21 AM |
I'm Lisa Whelchel's eternal youth.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 10, 2021 12:21 AM |
I'm Don Jr's weak chin.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 10, 2021 12:24 AM |
I am Brian Bloom's eyes. Nothing more needs to be said.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 10, 2021 12:25 AM |
R161 Second that. Just dreamy.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 10, 2021 12:34 AM |
I am the bags under Don Lemon's eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 10, 2021 12:42 AM |
I am the lack of a proper chin, haunting both Dorothy Kilgallen and Cynthia Nixon.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 10, 2021 12:43 AM |
I'm the bottom half of most Brit bitches face that is usually missing due to genetic defects and inbreeding.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 10, 2021 12:45 AM |
I'm the completely natural grace, poise and charm of Don Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 10, 2021 12:49 AM |
I'm baby mushroom dicks that all the Trump men possess.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 10, 2021 12:55 AM |
I'm Dakota Johnson's scraggly, natural teeth and undereye bags.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 10, 2021 1:01 AM |
And I am Taylor Swift's freaky veneers.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 10, 2021 1:02 AM |
I'm Steve Harvey, the most repulsive man alive, whose cave-man politics make me insufferable. My face looks like a real life Mr Potato Head.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 10, 2021 1:03 AM |
I’m Jared Kushner’s penciled on eyebrows. I’m doing a drag show tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 10, 2021 1:20 AM |
I'm Justine Bateman's gracefully aging skin.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 10, 2021 1:55 AM |
I am Nene Leakes flapping bottom lip that shows all her bottom teefs.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 10, 2021 2:06 AM |
I’m Jennifer Saunders’ frozen/paralyzed upper lip
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 10, 2021 7:17 AM |
I’m Russell Crowe’s wonky eye.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 10, 2021 8:37 AM |
R141 and I’m the way too much space between Jamie Lee Curtis’s nose and no lips.
Meantime someone fill me in on what they mean by Goop’s scalp transplant?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 10, 2021 9:11 AM |
I’m Merle Oberon’s exquisitely large fivehead…
by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 10, 2021 12:23 PM |
I'm Armie Hammer's diet.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 10, 2021 5:12 PM |
I'm Nicki Minaj's huge repulsive black ass that she uses to rub against everything and everyone and makes it all smell like shit!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 10, 2021 5:42 PM |
I'm Caitlyn Jenner's penis.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 10, 2021 5:47 PM |
R180, I feel sorry for the bear with all that vag juice on his leg🤮
by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 10, 2021 8:23 PM |
I’m Rhianna’s big, bulbous forehead.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 13, 2021 5:49 AM |
I’m Chrissy Teigen’s new eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 13, 2021 5:55 AM |
I'm James van der Beek's forehead, so huge you could project films in Cinemascope onto it.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 13, 2021 6:00 AM |
I'm the three-inch tall soles on Robert Downey Jr.'s sneakers.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 13, 2021 6:36 AM |
I am Joan Crawford's gross tonnage of make-up.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 13, 2021 6:37 AM |
I am Veronica Lake's hair.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 13, 2021 6:37 AM |
I am Tom Daley's eager-beaver facial expressions.
I am also his smackable butt.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 13, 2021 6:42 AM |
Regarding Tom Selleck’s facial mannerisms, I chuckled at your reminding me. I witnessed that trait many times but the first time I met his dad I nearly laughed out loud at how similar their faces were.
Tom is a wonderful guy whom I witnessed going from bit jobs on various tv to superstardom. And a nice man throughout.
I was his art dealer during his Hawai’i filming days. He became a passionate collector of some wonderful artworks including Luigi Kasimir etchings. He gifted his cast mates, crew and his family with Kasimirs three years running). His gifts grew more extravagant after a huge pay increase - that year he switched gifts from artwork to Ferraris for his costars.
I am still friends with people I met thru Tom including his Manager, agents, publicists and the guy who created Magnum, Don Bellisario. Don asked me to play the organ for his wedding held at his house.
I kept my gallery opened late since we were located next to the hottest Italian restaurant in Brentwood that was often frequently filled with famous faces. Thus, It was a no brainer to keep the gallery late. After a great meal and plenty of wine you might be surprised how much art can be sold at 1am.
Tom was always being set up with the “bimbo of the moment” as his manager, Betty used to call them. He would often bring them to the gallery since he knew I would entertain his date. They were always clingy and fake and he would just roll his eyes at me.
Later, Tom was in London doing a play for a bit and upon his return he came in one night very happy. He excitedly told me about the girl he met during the play. “She is the one” he said. He proudly showed me her pic. Jilly was/is the polar opposite of the empty headed starlet. Not conventionally beautiful but stunning in many other ways plus a wonderful personality. They just were perfect together. I was and am quite happy for Tom. The first time Tom brought Jilly to the gallery she.gave me a huge hug and kiss saying “Tom said I will love you and I do!” I was surprised but instantly fell in love with her and her slightly Cockney demeanor. I was pleasantly shocked at how perfect they are together. Jilly doesn’t take Tom seriously, which was what he needed - someone to see thru his shit.
For their wedding my husband and I shared how similar our meeting was to their own. We instantly knew we would spend our lives together. J & T had the same experience — that same spark and deep love.
I must write them. I haven’t since that mini-scandal Tom had over water for his Avocado farm when I declared Tom was going to “water jail”. He called me a bitch.
Great guy, that Tom Selleck.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 13, 2021 6:59 AM |
I'm Tammy's center front tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 13, 2021 7:16 AM |
I'm that forehead mole on the otherwise radiantly beautiful Marion Cotillard.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 14, 2021 4:01 AM |
I'm Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes.
We miss each other since we're so far apart.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 14, 2021 4:03 AM |
I'm the large papercut on Kenneth Branagh's face, otherwise known as his mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 14, 2021 6:29 AM |
^very clever
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 14, 2021 6:48 AM |
Aren't you forgetting me, and my nose, my teeth, my mouth, my jaw, and even my chin? Some could even argue I'm the original "dropped pie" face.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 14, 2021 7:11 AM |
^for R71
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 14, 2021 7:12 AM |
Pics, people! These posts are useless without pics!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 14, 2021 12:16 PM |
I’m Courteney Cox’s big stick out ears - because she needed to have one flaw.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 15, 2021 7:37 AM |