I used to have a major hard-on for him, but hadn't thought of him in over a decade. Today I randomly did so and decided to check out what he looks like now, bracing myself for a "sic transit gloria mundi" moment. Turns out he stills looks [italic]amazing[/italic] at 40.
*still
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 7, 2021 12:51 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 7, 2021 12:52 PM |
He sometimes looks a little ungroomed, and not in a charmingly scruffy way.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 7, 2021 12:58 PM |
All three brothers dropped their Italian surname Mignogna and adopted Joey's middle name? Can't respect that.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 7, 2021 1:11 PM |
No. The parents dropped it after they put Joey to work. Matt and Andy were born Lawrence.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 7, 2021 1:27 PM |
Still don't respect it. Why hide your heritage?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 7, 2021 1:49 PM |
Hide? They played the ROMANS on "Brotherly Love."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 7, 2021 1:59 PM |
He does look amazing for 40, especially in the pic OP posted. Still manages to look quite good unshaved, but cleaned up and groomed he's stunning
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 7, 2021 2:02 PM |
ya know I can't think of 3 other brothers who I've jerked off to separately on multiple occasions over the years.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 7, 2021 2:38 PM |
R6, maybe because no one could pronounce the name? Not a good career choice. -
Issur Danielovitch
Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra.
Onika Tanya Maraj.
Peter Gene Hernandez
Demetria Gene Guynes
Neta-Lee Hershlag
Jennifer Linn Anastassakis
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 7, 2021 2:39 PM |
Always thought he was the best looking of the three, and he’s definitely aged the best.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 7, 2021 2:56 PM |
Has he ever dabbled in the homosex?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 7, 2021 7:06 PM |
Matthew has always been the hottest of his brothers IMO. He has a boyish handsomeness that the other two never had. When I was a teenager, I used to jack off to his locker room scene in "The Hot Chick" (alongside Eric Christian Olsen, who was also pretty cute).
Joey has always kind of looked like a mentally-challenged Jersey Shore guido, and now he looks like a fucking wax figure—I don't know if it's plastic surgery, fillers, or both, but I saw a photo of her him recently, and he looks horrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 12, 2021 2:27 AM |
Why does Matthew still have all his hair (and a lot of it!), but Joey is totally bald?
Joey must be pissed.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 12, 2021 2:32 AM |
Andy Lawrence is cute too, but he seems to have the Graves Disease "bulging eyes" thing.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 12, 2021 2:33 AM |
They definitely look like three guidos in this photo.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 12, 2021 2:35 AM |
I think Matthew is the most handsome, too. Joey does everything to destroy his looks. Matthew is also the best actor of them all. He was great in Mrs. Doubtfire, especially the scene when he learns who Mrs. Doubtfire really is.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 12, 2021 2:36 AM |
[quote] They definitely look like three guidos in this photo.
That's because they are, Blanche! They are guidos!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 12, 2021 2:37 AM |
R20, is his dog being abused ?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 12, 2021 2:52 AM |
They should do The Rockland Brothers Story.
I’d pay for that.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 12, 2021 3:06 AM |
[Quote] Why does Matthew still have all his hair (and a lot of it!), but Joey is totally bald?
Because he may take after someone other than his father? Like his mother's father.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 12, 2021 10:21 AM |
Matthew always had a classic case of gayface when he smiled.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 12, 2021 10:29 AM |
He has rather a monkey face.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 12, 2021 10:35 AM |
[quote] Still don't respect it. Why hide your heritage?
Oscar Isaac and Lia Michelle did the same thing,
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 12, 2021 10:41 AM |
[quote] He was great in Mrs. Doubtfire, especially the scene when he learns who Mrs. Doubtfire really is.
No, he was transphobic AF! He wanted to bash his nanny with a baseball bat all because he saw her peeing standing up.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 12, 2021 10:42 AM |
Back in the 90s, when he tried to become a Pop singer like Joey, instead of mentioning any male singers as influences, he immediately namechecked Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey, which I thought was telling.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 12, 2021 10:49 AM |
All actors are a bit poofy.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 12, 2021 10:55 AM |
Matthew was good in The Hot Chick. That movie would not fly today.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 12, 2021 12:13 PM |
"The owner has set this gif to private."
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 12, 2021 12:17 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 12, 2021 12:48 PM |