Everybody at CNN Hated Chris Cuomo - The Plot Thickens

I’d still suck his dick. But that’s it.

What proof do you have that Chris faked his COVID diagnosis r2?

Well, I trust Sanjay Gupta and Dr. Anthony Fauci and they verified Chris's diagnosis of Covid.

R4 During his supposed quarantine he was seen in the Hamptons unmasked and not social distancing while looking at his new home and got into an argument with a man who called him out on it! And though he claimed 'the beast came at night' he never appeared tired or bleary-eyed during his basement broadcasts and never coughed or sounded hoarse i.e. he showed 0 symptoms. And how did the good doctors verify the diagnosis?

He always gave off an entitled “douche-bro” vibe, even back when he was the news anchor on Good Morning America years ago.

Like the kind of guy, who in college, would call you a fag, but sees himself as enlightened because he later would secretly let the fag suck him off.

Oh god R6 quit projecting!

R3 see R5 and what proof is there that had COVID? Where was he tested and by whom?

It’s so funny cause last year they were seen as heroes.

But Miss Lemon loved him. Is her credibility affected now also?

R9 from heroes to zeros!

I geniunely thought he seemed like a geniunely nice and likable guy. Very surprised it appears to be otherwise.

You're surprised that the spoiled offspring of a politician would be an asshole?

r13 I only know him from CNN.I know zilch about his background eg his parents. I only know his brother used to be married to Ethel Kennedys daughter.

he’s hot. i knew his wife in college. rich, entitled bitch only dated extremely wealthy and/or famous boys. i kind of liked her tho.

Are there really still people who don't know that you can test positive for Covid and be asymptomatic?

Yes R16. It's completely true that people can test positive and be asymptomatic

I think Don Lemon wanted to have Chris' butt babies.

R16 Yes I know that. But Fredo talked about how difficult his nights were and talked to Sanjay Gupta about the symptoms he was allegedly suffering from some of which he claimed continued after he recovered. He didn't present himself as asymptomatic.

Cuomo had COVID of convenience. So thoughtful it gave him a break to broadcast and visit his new home!

It looks like the Ellen Troll is now the Cuomo Troll. Just a seething, screeching nutter.

How much do they pay you per post?

I always have gotten this visual vibe, when Anderson on before Cuomo prepared to pass the mic and camera to him at 9 am, that Coop couldn't wait to get it over with and to have as little eye contact, conversation or exchanged friendliness with Chris as possible.

Apologies, I meant to type "at 9 pm" in previous post. :o

[quote] Are there really still people who don't know that you can test positive for Covid and be asymptomatic?

I watch MSNBC, and have been assured that a Covid diagnosis means death or life-long crippling disability.

I just want to see him “accidentally” naked again. This time a full frontal. Could his yoga wife make this happen?

Who's taking Chris Cuomo's place on CNN and telling Don Lemon "I love you?"

No one has ever regarded Chris Cuomo as a hero. He survived his #metoo scandals at ABC unscathed. He will survive this too. Maybe not at CNN but he will pop up somewhere in media with a multimillion dollar deal.

Cuomos are part-Silician and hard to kill.

r18 Is Don Lemon still talking about surrogacy with his husband? It was mentioned quite a few months ago.

I like the Cuomos, especially the father, I loved Mario. He gave one of the best speeches I've ever seen as the Keynote of the convention in 'q284. Of course, after Andrew beat Donald like a pinata in 2020 the right wing was going to go after Andrew and CNN's always a pinata.

Is Chris Cuomo worse than other cable journalists? Some yes, others no. Obviously he DID have Covid. Just as obviously he checked on his new house when he shouldn't have gone over there. It's not a big deal but you can pretend it is if you want.

R29 Why do you say he obviously DID have COVID?

Mario gave the graduation address at my college graduation (NYU, 1985). I was actually quite bored by it.

Because he was in the middle of a huge ratings grab and having Covid didn't help him, it hurt him. CNN does well in times of national crisis. People tune in.

Because he is under contract, he was tested by doctors and found to have the virus. They don't just let you stay home for weeks and weeks, damage ratings, hurt advertising and otherwise violate your contract while you fuck over a major network news organization.

Duh. Fucking dumbass conspiracy loonies.

The Cuomos have about as much credibility as Juicy Smallone!

You should have caught him the year before R31.

It was a barn burner.

Who the fuck is "Juicy Smallone" supposed to be? You twitter freaks are so obnoxious.

Only redneck fucking trumpmorons hate all the Cuomos.

I don't know whether he faked having Covid, but him "emerging" from his basement to reunite with his wife (on camera) was so fucking bogus-looking. I did not believe he had been in his basement all that time. (He was broadcasting on CNN remotely from his basement - he was healthy enough to do that.)

Then, during a time when there was a stay-at-home order, he was busted on camera outside. He got into a verbal heckle-match with some loudmouth neighborhood guy who called CC on his hypocrisy.

Yeah, he went to visit his new-build house during the day when he shouldn't have.

He probably saw his wife at the top of the stairs 200 times while he was in the basement.

Neither of those things negates a positive Covid test. Neither would allow him to go AWOL from his major network broadcasting contract for weeks at a time, damaging advertisers and revenues. He had Covid, you stupid fucking moron.

R36 and didn't his family noticeably lack interest and/or excitement when he 'emerged'?

R38, right. His whole family was not excited when he "emerged" from the basement.

He has that big, square, straight-guy butt that makes my mouth water.

He and his brother are both dicks.

R40 his wall color is atrocious, IMHO.

It's odd, I used to like Jake Tapper and thought Cuomo was obnoxious, but at some point both Tapper and Lemon started to seem incredibly whiny and preachy, and Cuomo's abrasiveness and humor a relief in comparison.

Oh well, it's only cable news. But they really need to find someone who's not a sad sack to replace him.

Having a member of the Cuomo crime family working at CNN at any time is a disgrace.

I'll take any Cuomo over any Trump any time.

This is hardly surprising. When he got his own show last year (or the year before), it was SO CLEARLY about HIM. He claimed he was going to be fair, balanced, have both sides, on, but it always ended with him lecturing the audience (i.e., talking down to them) about what the real story was.

Glad he's gone.

No one watches CNN nor cares. Next.

R46, Miss Cuomo has had his own show for 5 years.

I prefer Tucker Carlson - at least he keeps it real.

R49, your straightjacket awaits, nobody likes Shmucker and the very last thing he is, is real.

R50, nobody? Really? Look at his ratings.

This OP is a lunatic.

[quote] During his supposed quarantine he was seen in the Hamptons unmasked and not social distancing while looking at his new home

Uh-huh. And how do you know this? You’re a POS, OP.

^Look it up, dimwit. It made the news.

He should pay his penance in the form of nudes and dick pics.

It was obvious that Cuomo had COVID. He lost a great deal of weight and looked sickly for quite a while.

Jake Tapper has been missing alot from CNN lately.

Wonder if he knows it’s a sinking ship.

R 52...

We know he went to visit the new-build house. It doesn't mean he didn't have Covid, moron. It means he went to visit his new-build house when he shouldn't have gone over there.

Tell me again how CNN allowed one its Prime Time anchors to fuck off and stay home for weeks on end, failing to fulfill his contractual obligations and they were just cool with that? Tell me again how CNN's healthcare team never tested him? Never? Not once? He just "faked" it because... well we have no idea why, a whim?

I watched his show once or twice during his early Covid basement days. He was sick as a dog with Covid and it was fucking obvious.

He and his alpha bro are douches but I would still be happy to be spit roasted by them

r58 Many celebs &co. were tested positive in the beginning of the pandemic though, when not many others were. Of course rich, famous and privileged people have better medical provision, and it was and is much easier for them to get tested fast and whenever they want to, but it was and is strange. Sometimes celebs et al. bring out rumors to discuss them and falsely deny them, e.g. Idris Elba said on the net that it's ridiculous to write that celebs get money if they say they have covid, when they don't, referring to an internet rumor.

[quote] It’s so funny cause last year they were seen as heroes.

Not by everybody.

[quote] I geniunely thought he seemed like a geniunely nice and likable guy. Very surprised it appears to be otherwise.

First, it's genuinely. Second, you probably think Che Guevara was a cool, righteous dude too.

[quote] I watch MSNBC, and have been assured that a Covid diagnosis means death or life-long crippling disability.

And that only Joe Biden can save us all. His wife is a DOCTOR, don't you know?

Are you creating a false (and bizarre) equivalency between Che Guevara and Chris Cuomo?

Are you just out of your fucking mind, or what? Che Guevara?

You need help, r62, you're unhinged, dear.

[quote] Is Don Lemon still talking about surrogacy with his husband? It was mentioned quite a few months ago.

Who the hell married Don La Mon? (shudder)

[quote] After Andrew beat Donald like a pinata in 2020 the right wing was going to go after Andrew and CNN's always a pinata. Obviously he DID have Covid. Just as obviously he checked on his new house when he shouldn't have gone over there. It's not a big deal but you can pretend it is if you want.

What? Oh honey, put down the MSNBC crack pipe.

[quote] Of course rich, famous and privileged people have better medical provision

Didn't Chris skip to the front of the line and get monoclonal anti-bodies when they were in short supply? I think that was one of the things his abusive lying pervert brother the Love Gov got called out for in that investigation.

[quote] Only redneck fucking trumpmorons hate all the Cuomos.

R35 goes mental when you challenge his religion.

[quote] I don't know whether he faked having Covid, but him "emerging" from his basement to reunite with his wife (on camera) was so fucking bogus-looking.

It was like Jesus coming out of the cave three days later! The world held its collective breath in awe.

Same here, r22.

I detected that Cuomo put more effort into his hand-off exchanges with Cooper and that, put simply, Cooper just didn't like him.

[quote]And though he claimed 'the beast came at night' he never appeared tired or bleary-eyed during his basement broadcasts and never coughed or sounded hoarse i.e. he showed 0 symptoms.

You must have been watching an alternative universe version of his show. On my television, he looked like hell.

Why do Democrats thoroughly enjoy utterly destroying other Democrats? Why do they take such glee in abasing and humiliating other Democrats? Why do Democrats feel that prominent Democrats must be warm and soft and loveable, like 6 week old kittens, With Democrats, who needs Republicans to do their dirty work for them.

By all accounts, Ted Cruz is one of the most odious creatures on the face of the planet, a thoroughly unlikable person. Yet I don't see any Republicans doing hatchet jobs on him, and if they tried, they'd get their asses handed to them.

Everybody Hates Chris

"D Lemon" doesn't like him?

R72, you only think that because you have your head stuck up Rachel Maddow's odiferous twat every night.

[quote] Idris Elba said on the net that it's ridiculous to write that celebs get money if they say they have covid, when they don't, referring to an internet rumor.

I never heard that rumor or Elba say that. But it is pretty fucking obvious that at least SOME of those "celebrities" were jumping on the COVID train for public sympathy and media attention. I have no idea (nor really care) whether Cuomo had COVID or not, but it's not difficult to see that if it were faked it would be one giant publicity stunt for him and CNN. I certainly do not think either one is above that kind of sham hustle. If it did ultimately hurt their ratings, then that's proof the gambit failed -- not that it was true.

Jake Tapper sucked up to that psycho Yashar Ali so he doesn't always have the best judgment.

[quote] I only know him from CNN.I know zilch about his background eg his parents.

You're reminding me that I must be old, R14.

R64 - Simply, you're an idiot.

his cock was clearly too thick for their tight little assholes

R52 Not the OP and the story was widely reported though apparently not in the Ladies Home Journal.

R69. LOL. It was so OTT melodramatic. It gave me second hand embarrassment.

[quote] I trust Sanjay Gupta and Dr. Anthony Fauci

HA-HA-HA-HA! How many masks did you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Definitely some Fox viewers posting on this thread.

But the big dick energy coming off him is overwhelming, it makes me wet.

I hope r85 is female otherwise- ewww.

R71 you need to get rid of that rabbit-eared TV in your mom's basement. Everyone looks bad on them!

I want sexy ass Joey Jackson to take his timeslot

There are no big penies any more due to all the nuclear radiation.

R87, how much better could 1080p be?

R86, we are all now females, according to the law.

Will he get a TV called “Everyone Hates Chris,” about growing up in a rough and tumble NY Italian Catholic family who is tough, but loving?

R76 yet Idris Elba post a video last year informing the world he had COVID while his wife was tweaking right behind them. Neither was wearing a mask. He's an idiot. And he's fugly!

[quote] But the big dick energy coming off him is overwhelming, it makes me wet.

Please. A mastiff's exposed dick can get you all wet.

The irony in all this is that Chris and Andrew never got along. Things might be better now, but Andrew was always a bully to Chris and Mario was always more affectionate and playful with Chris. Andrew resented that, and resented his brother's good looks, and the fact that he had none of the social awkwardness Andrew had.

I used to think that Chris was Andrew's son. Andrew looked so much older.

lol r96

Chris was fired!!!!

CNN said Saturday that anchor Chris Cuomo has been "terminated" by the network, "effective immediately."

The announcement came after an outside law firm was retained to review information about exactly how Cuomo aided his brother, former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, when the then-governor was accused of sexual harassment.

CNN said in a statement: "Chris Cuomo was suspended earlier this week pending further evaluation of new information that came to light about his involvement with his brother's defense. We retained a respected law firm to conduct the review, and have terminated him, effective immediately."

"While in the process of that review, additional information has come to light," CNN's statement added. "Despite the termination, we will investigate as appropriate."

Addio, stupido cretino titolato

Trump released a statement last night. It doesn't say what he thought it did.

Apologies, wrong thread! ^^

Nevertheless, R102, thanks for the giggle. Double negatives have tripped up better better writers/speakers/thinkers than he!

R101, somebody who can't even post in the correct thread shouldn't be calling others stupid.