This just happened

Are they irate over Packers losing the the Vikings ?

I'm going Lilac Parade.

[quote]Somewhere in Wisconsin

Do you suppose it could have happened in... oh, I don't know... perhaps, Waukesha??

Well who the fuck has ever heard of Waukesha, R3?

Lots of children in attendance.

Sick motherfuckers out there.

[quote] Well who the fuck has ever heard of Waukesha

The Waukesians.

How awful, R6. Just terrible.

Wisconsin can't catch a break.

Dance team plowed down

And this is why you don't have a Christmas parade before Thanksgiving.

It was self-defense.

Didn't this happen in an episode of Desperate Housewives?

Info.

At this point, Wisconsin belongs with Texas and Florida. Maybe we can relocate it and shove it in between Mississippi and Lousiana. The Wisconsin hillbillies will love their new neighbors.

Hey these things happen.

Probably one of Kyle’s fans

You can see the vehicle at 20:42

Wwll, if the driver was white, expect the judge to not let the parade goers be called victims.

The shots were probably coming from the vigilantes in the crowd shooting at the car. They probably killed more people than the car. I mean, they do live in a state where you are allowed to kill people. So, logically, if a car is used as a weapon, if you try to stop someone from using that weapon against you they are allowed to run you over and kill you in self-defense. Precedent has been set. It's now a free-for-all.

More direct link to R18's video.

If only there was a 17-year-old good guy with an assault rifle.

OMG, R19, the band was right in the way of the car. JFC.

Were they great big fat people?

On CNN right now!

Pamela Brown just said “Wau KE sha.” Twice.

[quote] On CNN right now!

Is this breaking news or Wolf Blitzer breaking news?

Why are Wisconsin towns named after African American girls?

Mobilize the Judge Shroeder Memorial Posse of black teenagers armed with AK47s to maintain order and assist in protecting the good citizens of Waukesha!

It's BREAKING NEWS, R30.

The unarmed parade was attacking the gun-toting car. Not guilty.

At least CNN is trying. MSNBC is (still) going with “Republicans SUCK!”

It was Kyle celebrating.

The car was defending itself from those dangerous kids.

It’s been reported that the cops fired the shots at the car R34.

Regardless, you’re not funny or insightful

R37 = another idiot

Maybe someone can do this to the Macy's Parade, so that it can be entertaining for once.

R39 Humorless cunt.

The War on Christmas continues

[quote] This just happened

Wha' happened?

R38, at least five readers disagree with you and no one agrees with you. Get the fuck off Datalounge, GOP cunt.

R38/R39, why don't you go back to alternately tonguing Rittenhouse's asshole and his blood-stained gun barrel.

Hit it Lucy!

Has Donald Trump made this about himself yet?

Omg. Look how close the SVU came to hitting the little kid.

If you don't like carrying guns, it's time to buy this for yourself and those you love!

Not sure how much it would be for an XXXXXL vest though.

[quote] Look how close the SVU came to hitting the little kid.

Failure should not be tolerated under any circumstances.

[quote] Look how close the SVU came to hitting the little kid.

Go go go go!

At least a float didn't blow up.

Please tell me this was Kyle out joyriding.

It happened right after they played Mariah Carey singing All I Want For Christmas Is You and someone other than Lucy was singing the Christmas song from Mame.

It might have been a DLer.

[quote]At least a float didn't blow up.

It's just so odd and gross.

I was watching the movie Melancholia last night. One line from Kirsten Dunst hit me. She tells her sister that earth is evil.

I am beginning to think that is the case.

Was it a Mooslim?

[quote] She died from a snakebite. But the real killer was her husband

[quote] She tells her sister that earth is evil.

Planet Earth? Planet EVIL!

Did you drool over your keyboard when you posted R41? Most incels do.

And the band played ooooooooonnnnnn.

[quote]Was it a Mooslim?

Was it the gay man’s religion?

I’m losing hope.

Waukesha is on the BRINK of COLLAPSE!

People shouldn't jump to conclusions without all the facts. It might be a 95-year-old that should've stopped driving 20 years ago.

The sky was so blue that day...

What is wrong with Wisconsin?

Who.

[quote] The sky was so blue that day...

I like blue.

And we ALL know who was in that car. We know exactly what their gender and race was because everyone here hates to say it but they know exactly who is capable of running through a parade with innocent people and children in it.

In R48’s clip, you can see an officer in the crowd immediately take off running from the top of the screen up and across from the little girl.

Explain exactly what is funny about this incident R41.

You mean someone like this guy, R70?

Who R70??? The guy that killed Heather Hyer???

True, R65, but I doubt an elderly person or a person in medical distress would drive so recklessly for an extended period of time. They may jump a curb and hit a crowd, but not carry on for such a distance.

[quote]What is wrong with Wisconsin?

It's the Mississippi of the Upper Midwest.

"We know exactly what their gender and race was because everyone here hates to say it"

0h, look. The We Parade has shown up.

White male Republicans, R70. And I don't hate saying it. I just hate that they'll get off if caught.

Good eye, R71. I wonder if that's the same officer you see running in R16?

It’s either a white male or a member of the gay man’s religion—because those two groups (as of now) mow people down with vehicles.

Pride Parade, you in danger, gurl!

I'm watching Grantchester tonight.

Before anyone jumps to conclusions, maybe the driver has a good reason for doing what he did. I want to hear all the facts before casting blame!

Paul Ryan's state. Seems about right.

Sounds like the driver hit some older women?

[quote] Good eye, [R71]. I wonder if that's the same officer you see running in [R16]?

I think they’re different. The guy at r48 was moving fast.

Dance like no one's watching!

According to this feed, there are at least two dead and one suspect in custody with two more on the run.

[quote] Sounds like the driver hit some older women?

[quote] Reports of mass causality in Waukesha. An SUV plowed through the Christmas Parade. Witnesses on the phone just told me several members of the “Dancing Grannies” were hit and are not moving. We are on the way.

The Dancing Grannies are actually just a group of DL Eldergay minstrels.

But, were they DANCING KLAN GRANNIES??

You might be right, R85, unless the video at R16 is a few seconds previous to the one at R48? It's the same song playing, just from a different location.

You guys are cruel and heartless to be joking about this.

THE FUCK is wrong with Wisconsin?

The band wasn’t that bad.

Graphic warning.

Losing faith in humanity one day at a time…

[quote]THE FUCK is wrong with Wisconsin?

Meanwhile, probably 1000 people were murdered in Chicago in the last hour.

[quote] You guys are cruel and heartless to be joking about this.

Welcome to Datalounge!

Ooh! I want this case!

R92, are you also R67?

We always knew of Wisconsin as being the place of docile Midwesterners who liked to eat cheese and build things with lumber. What the fuck happened to turn it into a goddamn insane asylum full of sociopaths?

How did reports go from the Dancing Grannies to a group of young girls aged 9-15?? That's quite the age difference.

[quote][R92], are you also [R67]?

No but I did fuck him once

[quote] You guys are cruel and heartless to be joking about this.

I am Bedu.

All across America, Republicans are torn between deciding whose side they should be on, patiently waiting to find out if the driver was Black or White.

Omg. This one shows the impact from above.

[quote] How did reports go from the Dancing Grannies to a group of young girls aged 9-15??

Sometimes grannies are deceptively young.

"How did reports go from the Dancing Grannies to a group of young girls aged 9-15?? That's quite the age difference"

True. One group is Trump's age, the other the age Trump likes to have sex with.

Maybe it was Bryan Singer who wrote that.

The Dancing Grannies turned into the Flying Grannies

[quote]Reports of mass causality in Waukesha. An SUV plowed through the Christmas Parade. Witnesses on the phone just told me several members of the “Dancing Grannies” were hit and are not moving. We are on the way.

What is "mass causality"? Did people start going nuts after Sunday mass?

R107, are you also R87?

In 1980, according to the US Census, Waukesha County was the 20th 'wealthiest' county in the US (20th highest average HH income). Data from 2010 puts it as a ghetto-ish 57 (out of 3,000).

When I used to drive between Chicago and Milwaukee in 1992 it had the best gloryholes at its many porn shops.

Using a car as a weapon and attacking a Christmas event...sounds like it could be the Religion of Peace at work.

These comments are the reason why I love DL. Gallows humor with eventual empathy.

[quote] Gallows humor with eventual empathy.

I have no pity.

I swear im gonna be sick. I live two hours from there. I can't even. I know people in that area. Im part of a group in my own community that is organizing an outdoor Christmas event that happens in two weeks. I fucking can't even.

Oh my GAHD

There's a video online showing the vehichle plowing into a group of young girls. It's so awful and graphic that I won't post it. You can find it on Twitter.

r112, are you also r99? If so, FUCK OFF.

I can't. I just can't.

R120, at least give us some search terms to find it on Twitter. Thank you in advance.

R123, R119 just posted it.

R124, it wasn't "awful and graphic" at all. I'm disappointed.

This might not be the time to mention this, but Waukesha would make a great name for a black girl.

The young girl lying on the ground wasn't graphic enough for you, R125?

Latest updates on Twitter

R126, see R31.

About "20 to 30 minutes into the parade a red SUV came running down the middle of the street -- there were a lot of screams -- and we almost thought maybe it was Santa but it was a red SUV and it hit a lot of people," Staral said.

Worst reporter ever!

Bad Santa!

[quote] Some victims are self transporting to local hospitals.

How long must it take to crawl to the nearest hospital?

[quote] The young girl lying on the ground wasn't graphic enough for you, R125?

No. It was just a flesh wound.

You bitches are awful.

[quote] My dad is dying.

Was he watching a parade and transported himself to the hospital?

Did the band keep playing like the band on the Titanic did?

It is what it is. Getting run over is for losers.

[quote]My dad is dying.

Laughing?

More than 20 injured, according to Waukesha police.

What race is the person in custody? I need to know who to blame.

I see fat people.

What's the candle lady's name? She's from Wisconsin, I hope she got her candles unscathed.

Waukesha is a pretty ghetto name for Wisconsin.

Near... far...

dass a speeding car.....

[quote]How did reports go from the Dancing Grannies to a group of young girls aged 9-15??

That's the age of Grannies in Wisconsin.

This seems like something Jenn Shah would do.

Cruisin' - Smokey Robinson

I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar

Crash - Dave Matthews

No, we aren't, R76. Michigan is.

Unless they're military parades, what's the use of parades?

R142 Angela. That candle video is about 8 years old.

Crisis actors.

R142 - There used to be a store in that downtown called 'Candles for You". I called it "Cannabis for You", I really don't know why, it just seemed to me to be more appropriate. Something like two years later, the cops raided it for selling Pot, the entire 'Candles' thing was just a cover.

Are all people from Wisconsin so fat and homely, or just the ones in Waukesha? No one seem to have a jawline. So far every person CNN has interviewed is fug.

Angela was strange, R150.

[quote] Crisis actors.

Atmosphere players!

"Was it a great big fat person?"

Yes, Jame.

Maybe the killer is an angry grandma that was cut from the dancing squad?

[quote] Are all people from Wisconsin so fat and homely, or just the ones in Waukesha? No one seem to have a jawline. So far every person CNN has interviewed is fug.

Anna Wintour characterized them as "little houses, all of them!"

She is, R150, but she turned out to be an ally, so even though she was hilariously annoying, she was cool in the end.

My family lived in Wisconsin for a year when I was growing up. Two things about it that I remember: 1) it was the first time I heard a white person use the n-word causally in speech and 2) everyone is pale and fat.

The Grannies were ready to die anyway.

[quote]Are all people from Wisconsin so fat and homely, or just the ones in Waukesha?

Go to Madison and you will see some of the finest corn fed beef you've ever laid your eyes on.

News conference at 8:30 EST

That's the problem, R163. Beef should be grass fed. I'm a vegetarian and even I know that.

It isn't an EST for heaven's sake!

Who is the person of interest?

Santa

R163 - This is very true. It's the Norwegians and Swedes that live there. I remember hearing somebody from NYC talk about a party he was at there the night before, and he said he swore there wasn't a single guy in the room less than 6'2".

Wisconsin is the Florida of the Midwest. It truly is a shithole.

That's how a lot of men in Minnesota are, R169. Hot as fuck, all of them, not just the Scandinavian blonds. Gorgeous men of every background and oddly, all tall and well built. The place is a treasure trove.

Of course, MAGA Twitter is blaming it on Joy Reid, BLM, and antifa

If the suspect is black, it’s gonna be war zone in Wisconsin

R173 I just read on a Jewish news website suspects are black or hispanic.

R170 Um hello?? The whole country is a shithole. Where have you been?

I don’t think shots were fired. I think it was the sound of the SUV running over the barricades.

Or it was the cops shooting at it, R176.

Not on Christmas ... not on Christmas ...

What time is the press conference?

[quote] I don’t think shots were fired. I think it was the sound of the SUV running over the barricades.

It was the sound of the SUV running over the fat people and their innards squirting out.

R180, see R164.

... or unopened beer cans blowing up from the hit.

R181 Just stop.

Would that make a popping sound though, R181?

It looks like a LOVELY event to me!

Please spread this image to help ID the driver.

[quote] Would that make a popping sound though, R181?

People like Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. They’re poppin’ fresh!

[quote]We know exactly what their gender and race was because everyone here hates to say it

You mean just like everyone knew the gender and race of the looters in Walnut Grove this weekend?

That's a fake, R187.

[quote]You mean just like everyone knew the gender and race of the looters in Walnut Grove this weekend?

Those hooligans stole all my best Belgian lace!

Meanwhile everyone is waiting to find out the race of the driver so they can decide what they should think....did he do something wrong? It all depends on what race he is.

Holy shit! Lin-Manuel Miranda is the Waukesha Snow Plower!

Everyone shown on CNN does seem VERY large.

R187, Mistaken post as reports now saying the man in custody is Black as are the 2 suspects that ran away.

R190, Thanks for your correction.

Three suspects.

[quote]Witnesses on the phone just told me several members of the “Dancing Grannies” were hit and are not moving.

"Grandma Got Run Over By an SUV, Dear"

In one of the above videos, they drove around groups of people, dodging them. What would that be about?

Maybe it was Slender Man.

R192 said all that needs to be said.

And then in other videos they hit people, R198. It makes no sense.

Frank Figliuzzi and Clint Watts on MSNBC right now. Hot hot HOT.

Jesus, my sister lives there, and this is the kind of thing she'd take her kid. We don't speak, so I am waiting to hear if she is ok from our brother. I don't like her, but I don't want her dead.

Parody account?

JFC how many DLers are estranged from their families? This is mentioned constantly.

Waukesha, Wishconshion.

Waukesha Watusi!

According to Wikipedia, the biggest stars from Waukesha are Frank Caliendo, Danny Gokey from "American Idol" and Sue Hawk from "Survivor."

This will be the lamest charity telethon EVER.

Antifa?

BLM?

Boris?

Bubba?

Alec Baldwin?

If they turn out to be black, MSNBC will bury this story fast.

Intel Point ALERT @IntelPointAlert 🇺🇸#UPDATE: One of three suspects in custody following Wisconsin Holiday Parade attack

Suspect information: - 3 suspects - Black males - 1 detained • 2 suspects on the run - Vehicle is a red Ford Escape - License plate begins with ‘ADP - Downtown Waukesha, shelter in place!

Now the press conference is at 9:00. Sorry dancing grandmas but I will be watching Succession..

[quote] If they turn out to be black, MSNBC will bury this story fast.

How do you imagine this could happen?

RACE WAR

I bet it was 3 teens out joyriding

The supposed driver they showed on camera was white.

Helter Skelter!

Charlie TOLD us this would happen!

It was Hilary wearing her 'three black guys' disguise.

It was just Hilaria making a quick run to the Spanish grocery store.

White face r216

R205, glad that wasn't your experience, maybe have some empathy, as it is really common in our community.

If there's one thing this has taught us all, it's that it is not pronounced Wah-key-shaw.

R192, explain how the race of the driver would make someone defend this. Your comment makes no sense at all.

Blackbird singing in the dead of niiiiight....take these broken wings and learn to fly....All your life....You were only waiting for this moment to arise

It was three white women who identify as black men. Do NOT misgender them!

I hate when they keep pushing back press conferences. Twice now!

CHOP CHOP, WAUKESHA PD!

This Black Friday nonsense starts earlier each year.

Graphic video, showing nurses aiding victims.

Here it is, R226.

[quote]This seems like something Jenn Shah would do.

This seems like something I once [italic]did![/italic]

Starting now

God the mayor seems like a bumbling moron. Not very professional.

Mayor just referred to those who lost a loved one.

Stop praying and start giving the facts, Mayor Fatty

chief confirms fatalities.

Link to press conference?

suspect in custody.

www.cnn.com

www.msnbc.com

The Chief of Police isn't very professional either. He's just staring at his notes. I guess these small town people aren't good at press conferences.

Someone needs to take the keys away from Caitlyn Jenner.

Intel Point ALERT @IntelPointAlert ⚠️🇺🇸#UPDATE: Suspects now described as either Black OR Arab

- Two suspects are still at large - Police advise residents of Waukesha to lock all windows and doors - CBS News now reports there are ‘multiple dead’

Intel Point ALERT @IntelPointAlert

⚠️🇺🇸#UPDATE: Suspects now described as either Black OR Arab

- Two suspects are still at large - Police advise residents of Waukesha to lock all windows and doors - CBS News now reports there are ‘multiple dead’

EMS transported 11 adults and 12 children to hospitals.

I don’t imagine there’s much need for them to do press conferences, so they don’t get a lot of practice.

R243, how many of the adults were Dancing Grannies?

"Police advise residents of Waukesha to lock all windows and doors"

He tried to drive his SUV into my living room! Thank God I locked my door!!!

The Weeping Angels.

Probably, R244. They seem amateurish, as do the reporters in the room.

If small town mayors and police chiefs have lots of experience doing nationally televised press conferences, something is very wrong.

[quote]Police advise residents of Waukesha to lock all windows and doors

That’s odd, because an hour ago the police chief said there was no further threat.

Oh Gawd it's kinda Fargo.

This press conference is a shitshow. They have NO information.

R192,AMEN!!!

[quote]"Police advise residents of Waukesha to lock all windows and doors"

"Boil water! Buy milk and bread!"

How many are dead???

The driver was obviously a DLer not having it with Christmas fraus

[quote}How many are dead???

"I don't have a number" ... per the press conference.

They gave no details about suspects or numbers of deceased.

Nobody knows R255. It was reported as 1 and then several. There is no definitive info being released tonight according to the person who shut down the news conference (I don't know what her role or name is)

Maybe it wasn't intentional, but a police chase gone wrong?

Minority suspects: kill them!

White suspect: that poor man

[quote]They gave no details about suspects or numbers of deceased.

They gave no details about ANYTHING.

Power outages?

We wuz robbed.

[quote]There is no definitive info being released tonight according to the person who shut down the news conference (I don't know what her role or name is).

Her name is Karen. Role: Manager.

I watched Homeland. This seems like a terrorist cell activated.

I thought this sort of thing only happened at German Christmas markets.

The security analyst on CNN isn't ruling out an accident.

R263 - That's just about a mile from downtown.

Blood donors needed.

Oh yeah, somebody accidentally plowed through a parade route.

The security analyst on CNN must be a real moron then.

What were they doing having a Christmas parade more than a month before Christmas?

Slow news night. MSNBC has nothing to actually report so they are interviewing someone about the fact that it's cold outside so he had to buy his kids some hot chocolate. That riveting interview was just on.

It's way too early to know if this is anything terror related. According to this tweet there's a possibility suspect(s) could have been trying to flee from another crime

[quote] What were they doing having a Christmas parade more than a month before Christmas?

R11 pondered the same thing.

R268 Sounds like the security analyst heard the suspects were black.

[quote]According to this tweet there's a possibility suspect(s) could have been trying to flee from another crime

This makes more sense if it turns out they're black.

R276 - Because around there, by the time it hits the middle of December, the accumulated snow is already ten feet deep.

Muriel needs to clean house

The fleeing thing would explain the video of them dodging people as they drove.

Why, R280?

R280 enraged the perp isn’t white.

R275, “facts may change.” I don’t like hearing THAT from officials. But, honestly, you’d have to be a really stupid fleeing criminal to think, let’s head down the street that’s crowded with people—that’ll help us get away quicker!

That's why I wondered if it was a police chase gone wrong, R281.

The front of the SUV was busted up before it ran through the parade route. You can see it in pics/video of where it goes through the check point.

In Waukesha it's always winter but never Christmas.

I bet the car was driven by Barbra Streisand and Ryan O'Neal.

For r58

I'm cradling a mug in their honor.

Would Heavy be an approved news source on DL?

You're not going to believe some of the points in this article.

R286, I don't know....look at the video at R48. If you pause it, the front end doesn't look damaged to me, unless I'm missing it.

This thread is fun.

Why do Americans have these sorts of parades?

[quote]A man wrote Heavy: “My friend was approached by the people in the car. One was arrested, other two on the run. They asked to use his phone. 3 African Americans, early 20’s, dreadlocks.” We are not printing his name, either, for his own protection, but we have it.

r294 other countries have parades like this.

Is Waukesha anywhere near Appleton? Maybe the driver was an enraged Angela, speeding to a different store because Jen lied to her about her candles being in stock!

It could very well Yankee Candle Company candle-related, r297. We just don't know yet.

Good god, what do people in Wiscsonsin eat?

This thread is a goddamn riot. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at replies on DL.

I started guffawing at “Dance team plowed down” and haven’t stopped since.

But I’m only halfway through the thread, so hopefully it doesn’t get sad at any point. I wanna keep this party going.

I read tweets suggesting this was from a car chase gone awry, someone driving a red SUV trying to elude the cops and inadvertently busting into a holiday parade.

The driver did not succeed in eluding the cops.

[quote]Good god, what do people in Wiscsonsin eat?

CHEESE!

R300 be sure to watch the video at R297 in its entirety if you have not seen it before. It was one of my first experiences on DL in 2015 when I innocently asked what "frau" means. This video was posted as an answer.

The perps were shooting people.

R302 Cheese curds. They’re famous for their cheese curds.

I guess these people aren't going on that $72,000 Great Lakes riviera cruise.

[quote]But, honestly, you’d have to be a really stupid fleeing criminal to think, let’s head down the street that’s crowded with people—that’ll help us get away quicker!

Most fleeing criminals aren't smart.

Investigative reporter on MSNBC says the SUV was “fleeing a stabbing incident.”

R299. This

All criminals are stupid as fuck, R307. If they weren't stupid, they wouldn't do illegal stuff.

I hope they fry all three of those trash mofos who were in that SUV.

R299, they go to Culver’s. Look it up: all will be explained.

According to a witness, the driver of the SUV turned onto the parade route and then sped up, plowing into people. The driver did not turn off of the street the parade was on even though he had several opportunities to do so.

What was on the Dancing Grannys Ipod?

Let’s try this again R299

[quote]What were they doing having a Christmas parade more than a month before Christmas?

The town needed a little Christmas!

Someone think of the cheese farmers!!

I can’t believe there’s been 300+ posts and no one had offered thoughts and prayers at this time to the people of Waukesha.

Thankfully I just did so they should be feeling comforted and supported knowing we are doing all that we can, or care to.

[quote] The town needed a little Christmas!

When?

Suddenly I'm craving cheddar cheese fondue

In lieu of pouring out a 40 to remember the victims, Wisconsin asks that you squirt a can of cheese whiz.

R316, we listened to R234.

So no one in Wisconsin has a chin?

Why drive into a parade to evade a police chase? Was Stevie Wonder driving?

[quote] Was Stevie Wonder driving?

Who knows? They all do look alike.

R322 exactly it doesn’t make sense.

R321, I'm sure there's a Sue or Jane Chin somewhere in the state.

What the heck was that at 297? To think, I watched the whole thing. That’s on me I suppose. Someone should run her over.

[quote] What is "mass causality"?

It is an insurance company.

I just wanna know how many dead and I can’t find the info anywhere.

Maybe they thought they'd blend in, R322?

OMFG that fat Karenfrau @r297 is EPIC! What a cunt!

R317 Right this very minute!

I WRNT TO WALGREENS AN THEIRS NO TOILET PAPER AAAGGGHHHH!!

The Dancing Grannies are asking for thoughts and prayers

Angela the candle lady is awesome!! She hates Trump and is pro gay. She's probably a DLer!!

What was on its iPod?

That might be the first time I’ve approved of the use of the word “impact” as a verb (“impacted”) in my life @ R334.

I have seen death numbers on Twitter, maybe ten....will try to find the twat.

I've heard talk of a restaurant serving a sandwich laced with a substance known as "butterine" in Wisconsin. I dream of tasting such a delicacy (not sarcasm, a midwest US food tour is something I'd like to do) and do not want to be told if the butterine sandwich is a myth.

Who even goes to these small town parades?

More likely compacted R337

Pics of the Dancing Grannies.

Butterine? Sounds like butter-flavored mouthwash to me, R339.

Trash, mainly, R340.

I’m from Madison, WI. Got out when I was 21. Never looked back. Nothing like this was even imaginable when I lived there. Sad what’s happened to progressive, open-minded WI.

I love Culver's!

[quote]Pics of the Dancing Grannies.

Aw, they're cute.

I wonder which of these old dolls are dead now?

Don't tread on my dreams, R343.

Don't tread on me!

R340. Waukesha is so small town. It’s the largest suburb of Milwaukee. 70k population. About 21 of whom are Black

Culver's is all over where I live in Illinois, it's not just a Wisconsin thing.

More Grannies.

Lots of gas stations have an Arby’s drive thu

[quote] I've heard talk of a restaurant serving a sandwich laced with a substance known as "butterine" in Wisconsin. I dream of tasting such a delicacy (not sarcasm, a midwest US food tour is something I'd like to do)

Don't do it R339. You'll just be left with bitter butterine memories (and indigestion).

They keep holding PRESS CONFERENCES and saying nothing.

Waukesha is the same place where those two little psycho girls almost stabbed their friend to death because they believed The Slender Man told them do it. They sure know how to create maniacs there.

I wish I could have been there.

Why close the schools tomorrow? Makes no sense.

All that cheese just is no good for your bowels, I don't care who you are. And the condition of your bowels affects the condition of your mind. It's no wonder all these cheese heads go crazy and start shooting and ramming, they need to lay off the cheese.

R357, R199 suspected Slender Man too.

Where is Della? Is she safe? Is she alright?

Close the Driving Schools. They aren’t doing a great job.

I'm sad now. Some of those ladies seem sweet, especially the ones at 0:36 and 0:42 in the video at R353. I laughed at the one who said they're like the Rockettes.

How many are in hospital?

People are interested in the driver avoiding or missing people in the videos. What if he'd been trying to get closer to the middle of the parade with the intention of also being able to get out?

At least the Grannies went out kicking.

11 adults and 12 kids, R365.

They have an impressive Pride month.

I'm selling Waukesha Strong mud flaps for your truck and SUV in my Etsy Shop.

Will the Grannies be among the CNN Heroes this year?

Why are straight men so angry and violent? Like does lack of pussy really drive str8 men to be crazy and full murder machines? You never see gay men or str8/gay women do this shit. It's always angry str8 trash.

R366 perhaps he was hesitated at the beginning

[quote] June 19- Drag Queen Story Hour @ Colectivo Humboldt: Local queen Dora Diamond will read progressive titles to kids at 10:30 a.m. at the Colectivo at 2999 N. Humboldt Blvd.

Well R369, we just cannot have drag queen story hour. It will indoctrinate our children into the gay lifestyle. Will anyone think of the children?

This world fucking sucks. No one can be happy even for a minute now.

Acquitted, self-defense. The parade was threatening him.

[quote] Why close the schools tomorrow? Makes no sense.

There are most likely dead and injured school children. Makes perfect sense to me.

Can anyone tell me if Waukesha is typical bland and conservative American suburb?

Yes it is

One could tire of all the violence and mayhem in this country.

[quote] What was on the Dancing Grannys Ipod?

R312 - “Runaround Sue”!

I'm glad it's Waukesha and not Kenosha.

PS - Buy my cum stained underwear.

R378 - Yes, Yes, and additionally, jaw-droppingly, world-class cheap. They make the Scottish look like 20-year-old NBA players.

Kristen Barbaresi @KristenBarbar Chief says they want to identify people killed & make sure their families are notified before releasing details on the number of fatalities. #Waukesha

stacey @staceysmom80 Children arrived with no family or ID due to chaos. Still being identified. My sister works at the hospital.

Waw-ki-shaw. WOW counties (Waukesha, Ozaukee, and Washington). Far more conservative than WI in general.

[quote]Like does lack of pussy really drive str8 men to be crazy and full murder machines?

Yes

[quote]Remarkable number of brand new Twitter accounts swarming Waukesha story, high volume of explicitly racist/antisemitic content.

The conversation always revolves around skin color/politics after an event like this, R372. But we never dare talk about how the violence is done by straight dudes.

Too bad we can't. Maybe we could start dealing with their obvious rampant mental illness issues. White, black, brown...straight guys in America are fucking insane and are killing everyone else.

From police scanner, courtesy of Rumble,

d a rr e ll br oo ks

11-19-2021 Cash bond posted $1,000.00 Additional text: 21RM056338 Actual Date Bond Posted with sheriff 11/11/21

I fucking hate parades.

If any of you guys go to one, make sure you wear dog tags (or a medic alert bracelet) so you can be identified.

1000 bail?

That cant be right.

Just wondered if it was one of those old people who stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Probably not, but it’s slightly possible. My husband said it seemed absolutely intentional. So then that made me think of that Aunt Diane lady who drove the wrong way on the Taconic Parkway and killed a bunch of people (and her own self and carful of kids). People reported seeing her behind the wheel looking quite determined.

Just thinking outside the box.

Raleigh had its Christmas parade yesterday. It went well. Poor people in Wisconsin.

Oh shit, they have him figured out on Twitter already, R389, even a Google image with a red SUV in front of his house. Just search the hashtag. The $1000.00 bond was posted a couple of days ago - if Twitter is right.

He has a long rap sheet.

You only have to pay (cash) 10% of your set bail.

R387 well it's 6:44 am in Moscow, must be an early start at the troll factories

R388 I'd argue they've always been like this, I mean str8 men have doomed everyone with a war over pride, ego or some other bullshit since the beginning of time. But american men in particular seem so angry and unhinged.

I see that R395. Several Domestic Violence (mass killers always have at least one!), battery, disorderly, recklessly, resisting...

It seems like the suggestion he was fleeing another crime and ran through the parade might be right.

Who did this?

Agree, R398. Straight, American men are a violent fucking mess.

[quote] JFC how many DLers are estranged from their families? This is mentioned constantly.

What decent family would tolerate the sorts who think this story is so funny

So it seems like it was accidental?

Suspect was arrested for battery and FELONY BAIL JUMPING just ten days ago. WHY is he on the street at all?

Our justice system is broken, R405.

[quote] WHY is he on the street at all?

In Wisconsin that can only mean one thing - he acted in self defense.

R405 For the same reason they were out rioting in Kenosha. Justice system is broken.

That name is not on the most current WCJ inmate list so it is most likely not him.

Clearly he felt threatened by the crowd and was defending himself.

Where was Halle Berry?

[quote]He has a long rap sheet.

I'm absolutely SHOCKED.

[quote]Suspect was arrested for battery and FELONY BAIL JUMPING just ten days ago. WHY is he on the street at all?

Say what you want, but this is an absolute gift for Republicans. A black felon who shouldn't even be on the streets, and now some white kids have been run over. Don't think this isn't about to get very political.

Linked is Darell's Instagram account.

R414, turn your brain on.

[quote]Don't think this isn't about to get very political.

Deplorable Twitter has already decided it was planned revenge for the Rittenhouse verdict.

R413, A Catholic Priest and children of the local Catholic school are among the hospitalized.

Deplorable Twitter is redundant

And that town is one of the biggest collections of racist, uneducated, moronic doufusses (?) you could ever meet anywhere on the planet.

[quote] A Catholic Priest and children of the local Catholic school

Happiness deferred.

R414 He has 50,000 followers. Don't think that's him.

It's these people's fault for celebrating Christmas so soon!

R413 If you haven't noticed from our seething trolls, quite a lot of people are interpreting this incident in light of the Rittenhouse verdict: retaliation.

Most rampage murders in the U.S. are attempts at political terrorism undertaken by mentally ill young men. They aren't connected to organized cells, but they are targeting perceived political enemies.

R422, R11 agrees with you I'm sure.

R416 So has half this thread, and they're fucking thrilled.

The monsters were, in fact, due on Maple Street in Waukesha.

Yes, R423. We can add "political terrorism" to the long list of things straight, American men feel entitled to kill other people over! Along with getting passed over for promotion, not getting laid, getting dumped, divorce, having his ex move on with another guy/gal, getting fired, not having a chance with hotties, having a car pass him in the slow lane, having a car block him in the fast lane, and "having a bad day".

R425 Most of this thread has been typical DL gallows humor until the joyless political killjoys have started killing it.

R423 - Fed crime stats have terroristic events as overwhelmingly white males that are nuts. That's not saying it's exclusive, but that chart I saw was high 90-something percent.

This just happened:

A friend of ours just called us. He was in the parade, part of a group of healthcare workers being honored for their work during the pandemic. They ended up being the first responders treating the wounded, including several kids. He saw dead children and adults. He called us from his car, he was sitting in his driveway. He sounded like he's in shock. I just can't fucking believe this. We live two & a half hours from Waukesha.

These people are enormous! They must eat 3 dinners!

That's horrible, R430. I am so damn sorry for your friend and for what the people in that town are going through.

R421, Info came from the Chans re Darell's Instagram.

The following quote is from elsewhere on the internet: Something weird about the police chief there.

I looked him up and there’s a picture of him marching with BLM regarding justice for George Floyd.

He’s acting bizarre says nothing at his so-called police news conference. Mighty strange behavior.

If he's associated with BLM, you can be sure Republicans will try to get them designated as a terrorist organization.

It's interesting how careful the media has been in downplaying this as soon as the race of the suspect was known, which was very early on.

R428 It's not gallow humor anymore, it's encouragement.

^^ I’d like to encourage more humor now. This thread has turned sour and dull.

r414, that's the wrong Brooks. The one who owns the death-car is someone named DARRELL Brooks, not Darell Brooks.

If we don’t laugh, we cry. And we can’t have that.

[quote] These people are enormous! They must eat 3 dinners!

Little houses! I'm telling you! Little houses!

Buck would never have been run over in a Wisconsin suburban parade!

R440, meet R158.

[quote] Buck would never have been run over in a Wisconsin suburban parade!

That's because he lived in Illinois, you cold cunt!

MSNBC is reporting that the red SUV was fleeing a stabbing crime scene that took place nearby.

Think of all the transwomen of color who will be traumatized by this.

[quote]It's interesting how careful the media has been in downplaying this as soon as the race of the suspect was known, which was very early on.

Oh, look, a troll with nuance. But we still see you, asshole.

R444 so these fatties were only collateral damage?

Ugh. Of all the places for the supposed race war of America to commence, who knew it would be in dreary ass southeastern Wisconsin?

R444 It's not terrorism, we swear! They're just regular criminals!

Is it genetics that prevent the people of Wisconsin from having a defined jaw?

So many potato-shaped bodies.

"It's interesting how careful the media has been in downplaying this as soon as the race of the suspect was known, which was very early on."

Kin of like how Fox News downplayed Jan. 6th and every bad thing Republicans did, huh?

R430 multiple dead? The media said only one? That's horrible.

But why, R451? You'd think there'd be all kinds of outdoor activities in a place like Wisconsin.

Except, R452, Fox News actually did that and that moron thinking the media are downplaying this in any way is just lying.

Oh come on, look on the bright side. This is probably the most exciting thing that's happened in that town in the last 100 years!

This is why most people don't have a problem with police shooting people who resist arrest and try to flee. They're a real danger to other innocent people.

R439 Let's try to keep the claim we'd cry about this at least a little convincing.

If you find out, R450, let R153 know.

How far away are the Dells?

R459, I am R450 and R153. I just really want to know.

How far away is Mars Cheese Castle?

The one on Mars a very very very very long way

Mars Cheese Castle is in Kenosha, about 40 minutes away. The Dells are about an hour and a half.

The Dells is my idea of hell on earth.

Is the fatness a result of government cheese?

The red SUV was an insatiable top.

It’s a little farther to Mars tonight.

the family guy predicted it

The inbreeding is Wisconsin puts West Virginia to shame.

[quote] The Dells is my idea of hell on earth.

I've never been, R464, but I've always wondered about them. I have this image of a picturesque area, reminiscent of the English countryside with rolling green hills, sheep dogs, windmills, and quaint towns with cobblestone streets. I thought people went to the Dells to go tubing down gentle, meandering rivers.

I take it I'm far off?

The fact that he ran down members of the Dancing Grannies would not be believable if it were a joke on VEEP.

Re WI, If the state were an army, it would be the 8th largest in the world.

Deer hunting is a major past time and source of food in this city.

R470, the Dells is white trash Vegas with Duck Rides.

The Dells are tacky-tourist central—think Gatlinburg and Branson.

Oh, well that's depressing, R474 and R473. I thought it'd be a lovely picturesque area like rural England.

[quote] Deer hunting is a major past time and source of food in this city.

How many deer do some of these people consume per week?

R475, maybe you're thinking of Door County?

Deer is lean, so they must be smothering it in cheese and gravy.

It seems like the perp was a black male with an extremely lengthy rap sheet.

R478 They usually make it into chili and stew.

He does, R479. He's a pussy with multiple domestics who liked to beat on women, I guess. I hope the prosecutor brings that up when they play the videos of what he did so they can point out that he ran over so many little girls and elderly women.

Where is the picture of the driver?

DL Sleuths, Would this be the same vehicle seen in the YouTube video that the perp drove while committing tonight's crime?

Well, we know WHOSE music the Dancing Grannies won't be dancing to!

Is he mixed race?

Compare the license plate, R483. The last digits of the plate in your video are 0256. See if you can make out the plate in R48??

R486, Reading the comments after the YouTube video directly linked below those with sharper eyes than me confirm it's the same vehicle.

MathBoi? Definitely not a SpellingBoi.

Great. A rapper with shitty hair and domestics. The Nazis are probably all spraying their dockers right now.

Will white people start shooing black people and vice versa?

That's just it, R489. The guy is a violent criminal and a loser, but the right will make him into some sort of BLM advocate to needlessly stir up shit.

Why hasn't anyone bothered to ask me if I'm okay?

I’m waiting to hear what Susan Dey thinks about it all.

Yeah well the rightwingers already started saying shit , this was a rage fit by the left over the kyle pussy face verdict.

OMG

[quote] OMG

Dyatlov right?

We're way ahead of CNN, R495.

[quote] Dyatlov right?

Somebody should make a thread on that.

I think it's time to end parades, protests, marathons, etc. There's just too many people and too many variables now. It's a leftover from a bygone era. A silly waste of time- and dangerous.

It looks to me like the person was doing their best to get around that shit in a panicked, desperate way. I've felt that way behind a funeral procession, race, etc. Let's move into the 21st century now.

I'm surprised some of those fatties didn't just boomerang that car right back with their stomachs!

What’s “Dyatlov”?

OMG, R501.

[quote] I'm surprised some of those fatties didn't just boomerang that car right back with their stomachs!

They made a popping sound. See R188.

Sources indicate

This

Thoughts and prayers!

More OMG

Damn we are slipping. I think Youtube solved it before we did.

Come on slackers! Rise up. This is embarrassing.

Is he part of the gang Grosskreutz is affiliated with - I mean that's really a gang in the true sense just dressed up as an SJW group. Work on that angle.

BREAKING: Law enforcement sources confirm that the suspect in the Waukesha parade incident is a 38-year-old domestic abuse suspect who just posted $1,000 cash bond in a domestic abuse and bail jumping case on Friday.

The suspect, a black male, also faces charges of recklessly endangering safety and possession of a firearm by a felon from an incident in July 2020. While he was awaiting trial on that case, he was arrested for domestic abuse this month and STILL allowed to post bail.

[quote]I think it's time to end parades, protests, marathons, etc

And concerts, sports events, social gatherings of all kinds.

Your logic is faulty. We cant just keep hiding more and more. We need better security. This parade had no barricades like they do in NYC where they park dump trucks full of sand on all the entrances to the parade route. Problem solved.

Gee, a domestic abuser.

Raise your hand if you're shocked. At least he didn't slap his grandma across the fact like Huber (RIP).

I wouldn't be caught dead attending a parade like this!

You are forbidden to refer the the injured as victims until the trial is over.

They never keep domestic abuse suspects in jail--ever. They always let them out.

As for the judge, she sees a hundred cretins like this every week. You don't know which is going to be the one to flip his lid. It's not like they had him on a murder charge.

Little Madison and the white gun gang are super excited to start the week.

Karol has the deets

The Suspect

I hope this isn't going result in an increase in the price of cheese.

You know what might have helped? If THE SENATE had renewed the Violence Against Women Act, like the house did, earlier this year. But they didn't. Because that would be a WIN for Biden and a LOSS for 2A.

More deets

5 dead so far.

Stringer Domestic violence laws and penalties might have actually kept this shitbag in jail.

At least he has a talent for the yearly prison talent show.

Mugshot

[quote] You only have to pay (cash) 10% of your set bail.

I think in Wisconsin you pay the whole thing. Rittenhouse had to pay the entire amount.

R524, go back to masturbating to Chairman Xi while wearing a panda costume.

Apparently someone managed to snap a pic while it happened

So it sounds like he stabbed someone nearby and this parade just happened to be in the middle of his escape route.

Let’s see if the people who wanted to hang Rittenhouse are just as fired up to imprison Brooks. This situation will end up showing how evil the anti-Rittenhouse are.

R524 should've been in that parade!

R527: I think you’ve misread r524. He’s saying people like JoyReid and all the MSNBC people et al who slander the Rittenhouse case should be held accountable too for stirring unjustified racial hatred

I hope he gets out on bail and runs over Kyle Rittenhouse and his fat cunt mother.

At this time, we can confirm that 5 people are deceased and over 40 are injured. However, these numbers may change as we collect additional information. Many people have self-transported to area hospitals.

Where'd you hear that five people were killed, R534?

Looking at twitter you can see how lynch mobs happen.

[quote] Many people have self-transported to area hospitals.

These hearty Wisconsin folk are certainly self reliant. That’s the second time transporting themselves to hospitals has been mentioned.

R528 why are you following and linking to all of these far-right MAGA Twitter accounts?

CNN on twitter has announced 5 people dead.

Looking at Twitter you can see how Lynch moobs happen.

R535 On the Facebook page of Waukesha Police Department

I think I'll skip my town's Christmas parade this year.

What about your town's Easter Parade, R542?

When I watch TV and see those poor overfed grannies in Wisconsin, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be curvy like that, but not with all that fat and death and stuff.

R538: because they are mainly the ones reporting factually.

Look at the MESSAGE, not the Messenger

There must be a lot of cows in Wisconsin, are they okay?

[quote] You are forbidden to refer the the injured as victims until the trial is over.

You STILL don't understand the law. What are you working with there? An IQ under 60?

Possible suspect and car

Yup. I bet he stalked his victim to the parade or maybe she was just nearby and then he drove though the parade. Men are such pigs.

R545 Sure, Jan. You're not a MAGA

R550: why do people like you always resort to personal ad hominem attack, rather than act as a mature person who can see facts for what they are?

Remember, just like screaming ‘Racism’ or ‘Fascist!’, the minute you utter meaningless epithets like ‘MAGATS!’, that means you’ve lost the argument, because you’ve nothing left but to resort to personal attacks, the lowest of the low.

R540 Lynch moobs!

lol

[quote]SUV speeding towards parade in Waukesha posted by a spectator on Facebook.

[quote]When I watch TV and see those poor overfed grannies in Wisconsin, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be curvy like that, but not with all that fat and death and stuff.

Yet if they'd been black grannies R544, you wouldn't be so smug, nor feel you had permission to laugh at their deaths. However, because you presume they were white, you feel totally at ease. Just what DL needs: another total scumbag.

R554, can you make sure your family notifies us when you die? I have some pretty good jokes lined up!

Well what a surprise. The thread ceased being funny when the Rittenhouse fanboys like R554 infested it.

Hope the guilty party gets the Columbia Correctional Institute gymnasium special. How close is Waukesha to Portage?

[quote] The thread ceased being funny

At least 5 people have died, and this is supposed to be funny?!

R558 DLers were making jokes the very hour 9/11 happened. You're a humorless idiot.

It is weird hearing about this in the rest of the World. It is the top news, here it just seems like a joke, speaks volumes about Datalounge. Obviously not the right perpetrator or victims . Horrific.

R560 It sounds like DL might just be too much for your delicate sensibilities. Move it along, snowflake.

Fuck off, R560. You don’t get to dictate how others process their grief. Maybe you’d feel more at home Christian Chat…

[quote]Obviously not the right perpetrator or victims.

Exactly.

If it was the reverse you can guarantee there would be heated serious discussion going on here.

But white deaths are fuel for jokes, but it doesn't accord with their peurile playbook in which they're all oppressors, and the other side are victims.

The judge is probably a Republican since she was originally appointed by Scott Walker, so at least when the right goes after her, they can't blame the Democrats for that. (Who am I kidding? They will anyway.)

R559, there were very few jokes on 9/11.

R565 Yes there was. I was reading right through the thread on here as it was happening.

[R560] It sounds like DL might just be too much for your delicate sensibilities. Move it along, snowflake.” R561

I don’t need to move along at all. I am Gay, that is all you need to know. This is a Gay Forum. I have got thick skin , I just was making a comment about Karma.

A second thread is started below. This thread is moving slow.

R565 and R566 here's the original insatiable bottom thread from 2001.

You know what wasn't moving slow? That fucking SUV.

What r514 said. I worked in the court system and they have to weigh a lot of factors and have to make some tough calls. Overcrowding in jails, defense motions—lots of variables. It’s just not cut and dry.

Killed five, I'm guessing they died in the hospital or on the way there.

That 9/11 thread was fascinating, R569. I’d never read through it before…

The misinformation was out of control that day, but it was a chaotic time so I understand. What’s most impressive are the posters who said with certainty Osama bin Laden was behind the attacks, the events would be used to justify a war, and Bush would use the pending war as justification for re-election.

Can those threads be seen?

If news reporters are having trouble pronouncing Waukesha correctly, thank god this didn't happen in the next town over, Oconomowoc. I've lived in Wisconsin for 6 years and still can't pronounce it.

The suspect in his ‘Mathboi Fly’ guise

And according to this commentator on YouTube, it’s the same car:

[quote] Pescatore 1 hour ago Yep, there's the murderers Ford Escape with the license plate on a YouTube rap video. Beyond Reality. RIP to the Victims

So did he stab a rival rapper who disrespected him?

This will be interesting if it was flight from police. Those investigations are a bitch, and the societal tensions will make an already complicated investigation probably impossible.

Did it say who was stabbed? I hope it wasn't a continuation of the domestic and she's OK, too. LEOs don't take that shit nearly seriously enough. IMHO, they've doubled down on the hyper-masculine military culture in their ranks with all the political division, and made it worse of IPV victims.

Horrifying. The video with the little girl, about three years old...jumping and dancing while the car narrowly misses her. WTF...this country and the world today. The human race is on its way out...next 100 or so years. Mother Nature will take care of that.

There are like 25 different mugshots out there for this guy. What a lump of shit. I have no solution anyone wants to hear.

R580, how are yesterday's events an indictment on this country? Deadly Christmas market attacks have taken place in France and Germany, but I doubt you heralded their decline at the time.

[quote] Overcrowding in jails

Jails and prisons are important infrastructure. We should be building sufficient quantity to house all the criminals, and do that as a higher priority than roads and bridges.

R582..."This country and the world today." I included the world in my comment...

R582 The whole western world is in rapid decline.

R551 Because it works. Or has been, so far. Wearing fucking thin, though.

Please don't let him be......

DAMN.

R580 This event isn't why the human race is on its way out. America has always treated none whites horribly. But you don't wanna go there do you?

News flash.

The white run America has never been a safe place. And the culture of perpetual violence in America, was founded and relentlessly perpetuated by white people. So don't forget about that.

R1 made me laugh

*sigh*....*^^

That was for R588...

I figured R591.

Like I said....wearing thin.

The go to defense will be multi layered. Impoverished, highly talented deeply artistically frustrated, POC, racially abused, driven over the edge by the Rittenhouse verdict, systemic whitey culture, white supremacists, mis gendering, trans death figure, abuse from domestic partner, Jan 6 insurrection, Trump, slavery, lack of reparations.

Have I missed anything? Just chime right in.

R594, I think you forgot that he was distraught due to lack of Climate Justice.

[quote]The human race is on its way out...next 100 or so years. Mother Nature will take care of that.

It's taking her forever.

Are there any updates?

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🎶 Oh, Grandma got ran over by a red SUV 🎶

Madonna should donate $1 million to the Dancing Grandmas. It could have been her.

BLM ✊🏿 ✊🏽✊🏾