Marry Me: a Jennifer Lopez-Owen Wilson romcom nobody asked for is a cringewatch delight!

Cradle your mugs and turn on the Hallmark channel because corny 90s/early 00s romcoms are back with a vengeance.

Eh... I'd watch it. I like a good romcom with my bottle of Four Roses.

Casted

I found it very difficult to make it through the whole trailer

Going day and date on Peacock so you can cringewatch at home!

I bailed with just 30 seconds to go, R4.

They really need to figure out how to light his horrible nose. Half the time, it looks like there's a scab where that ditch is on the right side.

How does he get away with that nose? He could really use some corrective surgery.

I think we should treat him... gingerly.

Why does she look so...metallic?

JLO👏🏻IS👏🏻A👏🏻HORRIBLE👏🏻AND👏🏻TERRIBLE👏🏻ACTRESS

Owen Wilson? Did the casting director have a stroke? He looks like a cane-faced aging lesbian.

My favourite but was the fat faux James Corden assistant.

Breathtakingly bad, feels like it was originally slated for 2003.

Christ almighty no shit. His nose looks necrotic. Can you imagine them casting even a character actress with that nose? Can you imagine them allowing an actress who had to "play disfigured" to show up on screen with a makeup mockup of that fucking nose?

[quote]I found it very difficult to make it through the whole trailer

God, me too - and why or why is Hollywood forcing the charmless Sarah Silverman on the public? After COVID & Trump, haven't we suffered enough. And J-Lo may have a rocking bod, but she is too old for this kind of thing!

Is this the film that was supposed to star Armie Hammer?

Can somebody please explain HOW Owen Wilson keeps getting cast in things? Even after he's been MIA for several years now? I have never known of or seen one person claim to be a big fan, I don't think he's won any awards for his acting. A director doing a closeup of that face should be arrested for crimes against Humanity..... Plus the fact he's crazy and is likely a constant suicide threat, making it hard to insure him.

So, how? And more importantly, WHY?

[quote]Christ almighty no shit. His nose looks necrotic. Can you imagine them casting even a character actress with that nose?

Why, yes R11. Yes, I can. And it isn't pleasant.

I can too.

His nose is literally mangled. It looks like a pitbull dangled off of it

Faux innocent, post-meno woman looking for real love with unattractive man with 90s hairstyle. Apply now before it's TOO LATE.

it's all that olive oil R8

R13 No this is not the Armie Hammer replaced by Josh Dumell project. That one actually looks good. This piece of shit does not.

1995 called and asked for her Romantic Comedy back!!!!

I’ll bet Jennifer Aniston turned this down.

R22 smart girl.

You gotta give JLo credit. She’s always working and will take ANY job.

J. Lo is the Pierre Cardin of the acting world. She'll slap her name on anything for cash.

I still think it's hilarious she thought she'd win an Oscar for the stripper movie.

J-Load now has that frozen-cunt-face look popularized by Melanomia "Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas?" Trump.

Owen and Gerard Depardieu share that one nose. When Wilson is between jobs, it's detached and sent to France. It's sent back when Wilson is shooting a project and Depardieu is "resting."

R28 lmao