Shailene Woodley Has Spoken--Literally!!

"Literally ya'll need to calm the f--- down. This is straight up HILARIOUS. News outlets STILL grasping at straws to disparage Aaron. Finding random f---ing men on the streets of LA and saying its him," Woodley wrote on her Instagram Stories along with the alleged photos.

"I know Aaron's body VERY well. First off his feet, ahem and no offense to this rando dude, are a LOT bigger. Also, for those of us who know Aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and s---- media, it's no secret he has the hairiest hands on the f---ing planet. This oblivious homie. Clearly, does not (go ahead, zoom in)," she continued.

She works hard for the money...

She alludes to the size of his penis--literally.

Ugh, she's a "y'all" user. Trash!

what photos?

And Shailene is lol'ing--literally!

"Just read somewhere that the media is claiming I deleted an insta story amid the 'chaos'. (an astrology post of all things) (not cryptic at all you dummies). Do you even know how stories work brah?? They self delete after 24 hrs. Literally lol'ing over here at your determination to make a story out of nothing. grasping at straws my dears," she wrote. (Woodley has yet to publicly share her COVID vaccination status.)

not a fan

They look like siblings. No judgement, but<<<

She sounds absolutely fucking nuts.

Why do I have a feeling that a baby produced by them would look and act like Bowen Yang.

I guess she extended her contract.

I always laugh at her nose contouring. The pic above is actual halfway okay, otherwise she usually looks crazy

Shailene sure has a potty mouth

[quote]Literally lol'ing over here at your determination to make a story out of nothing. grasping at straws my dears," she wrote.

Lying, deceiving the public misrepresenting your vaccination status particularly in a job that requires close contact when more than 750,000 Americans have died with a a significant number living but having long-term lung disease is not trying to make a story out of nothing, you stupid bitch.

And oh yeah...getting medical advice from another anti-vaxxer, Joe Rogan with a huge platform of misinformation, is not nothing.

Would the UK consider taking these two if we promise to keep Harry and Megs? Please?

I've never disliked anyone so suddenly after reading her posts.

Where to begin? Smug, insufferable, stupid, horny, oversharer, uses "y'all" and "literally" - trash!

I hope she gets swept up in Aaron's cancellation and get cancelled herself. And that Aaron's pissed at what she's saying and drops the engagement, but he seems pretty stupid too. Funny how he was formerly getting a reputation as a "sports intellectual".

Pagesix points out that instead of going after the mistake made by the Daily Mail, she seemed to be intent on trashing the innocent bystander who was mistaken for Aaron by a Daily Mail blind photo journalist. He just doesn't measure up to my Aaron.

The poor guy goes for coffee, then finds some Hollywood actress posting on social media about his dick size. "No offense to this rando dude, (but Aarron's) are a lot bigger (Feet being an indication of dick size to her.)

And his hands aren't manly like Aaron's. "It's no secret Aaron has the hairiest hands on the ***** planet. This oblivious homie, clearly does not."

And lastly, she attacks his dick-size again by attacking his car.

“Also, cute car dude, but Aaron would never drive this."

My Aaron would NEVER drive this, you loser.

SHE SHOULD BE ATTACKING THE DailyMail, NOT HUMILIATING THE "RANDO" (her words).

I don't want to talk with Aaron or Shailene, but I'd LOVE to talk to their agents or press people. My first question would be, "WTF?" She's never been in this situation before, and she's obviously not asking for help.

[quote]Would the UK consider taking these two if we promise to keep Harry and Megs?

You're keeping them anyway. They're there for good.

Damn ! They both must have alot of Fuck You money

This is a situation where it's better to maintain an aura of mystery about yourself instead of revealing what a moron you are by opening your dumb trap

R15. Harry and Markle for Shailene and Rodgers? WTF?! That's like Sophie's Choice.

Can't they all be hit by a moving train?

[quote]Damn ! They both must have a lot of Fuck You money.

If you can believe those "celebrity net worth sites"...

Woodley is worth $12 million, and Rodgers is worth $120 million. So yeah, these two morons have a lot of fuck you money.

Brah!, Rando dude!, Ya'll, homie! ?????- what grade is this fetid twat in?

Thatz mah man!

R1, I thought that was a parody. But it's not!!!

Y'all, who knew that Shailene had such a rando command of the language--literally?!

Her command of English is like her career: non-existent.

Shailene revealed herself to be a not-too-bright, mean-spirited cunt in record time.

Mocking the poor sap who was mistaken for Aaron through no fault of his own is vicious beyond the pale.

I hope this smug, stupid, trailer-trashy, rightwing bitch finds herself ostracized by Hollywood for the rest of her loathsome life.

She's not pretty, she's not charismatic, she's not talented and she's not intelligent. Begone, beard!

Jesus, it's no secret Aaron has those big ol' hairy hands--the hairiest on the planet. Well, get a load of him!

Shailene dear, DL had no idea especially with all the football we watch.

Has Aaron's new BFF, Joe Rogan, weighed in, offered any further medical advice?

Shailene was wondering if Joe makes house calls?

Must people bring H&M into every post

$120 million while a national laughingstock... life truly is all about trade-offs!

It'd be funny if Aaron actually had a small penis

[quote] Mocking the poor sap who was mistaken for Aaron through no fault of his own is vicious beyond the pale.

How horrible to claim that Aaron's hands were hairier! I"m shaking in outrage. Of course, no one has anything to say about this "poor sap" having his image plastered everywhere in an attempt to assassinate someone else's character. It's not like anyone would know who the fuck that person in the photo really is.

People are *literally* going insane.

^Part of me just wants to sit this one out and just grab some popcorn while people eat themselves.

Stand by your man girl! Yahoo!

Didn't realize you were a DLer, R34/ Shailene.

She's trash, just like her "boyfriend".

Shailene sounds like Trump when he had to defend his small hands. Stormy Daniels let us know otherwise.

But seriously, why would anyone bring up the size of a 'rando' guy's feet that no one noticed to brag about her douchebag's penis?

I'm the guy in the photo and I'm traumatized right now. All this time I was told I was as thick as a football player but now I know it was all a lie because Shaylee Woodson said so! 😭

That's weird when I know someone is not actually who they are mistaken for I don't feel the need to explain and go into details about parts of their body to prove it. I'm just fine knowing it's not them.

There’s a real sadness in Aaron’s eyes in pic

I love the person on Twitter who said that this all brought Shailene's true colors out.

She could have simply said, "That's not him!"

Instead she spent her time insulting the person it was, who has nothing to do with this, over his foot size and car choice.

She's supposed to be some sort of "earth mother" figure but she just came off as petty.

And to think I'm out there fighting for vaccine equity in borrowed, ill-fitting clothes, and poor Aaron is being attacked for speaking his truth, which is different than my truth.

The fact that she has to speak for "her man" and defend him is pathetic enough.

R44 oh my god, give it a rest

She has one of the strangest hairlines I've ever seen.

My God, she is ugly. Her nose hangs over her upper lip and she looks like she has no teeth.

shay-lean has to be the most white trash name I've ever heard

[quote] grasping at straws my dears,

Wow Shailene outed herself as the Dear Troll

Why has y’all spread so much in the past decade? I know these people didn’t grow up with y’all, so why are they adopting it? It’s southern stolen valor.

She’s a granola type anyone knows people like them here?

Shailene...some things are better left unsaid. Gurl, you sound like buffoon.

This bitch has as much experience with A-aron’s penis as I do.

So, from a PR crisis management perspective are Aaron and Shailene now beating Alec and Hilaria in the race to the bottom?

Something about her face that bugs me. And now, there's also something about her mind that bugs me.

Was it a good day, Shailene? Are you vaxxed? Rubbing KAaron's feet tonight?

with this announcement, Shailene "Stand by your man" Woodley has firmly established herself as the leading lady in the bearding community, Aaron you better be ready to pay 30% more in the contract renewal next year.

Is she wearing mom jeans at R17?

Shailene reminds me of those SoCal New Age hippie fraus who are into yoga, meditation, and all the accoutrements of healthy living , but are also anti-vaxxers and believe in QAnon. She fits that stereotype perfectly.

Obviously she didn't listen to those who begged her to get a nose job.

She’s so ugly. Aaron can do a lot better

Her looks, or what she is capable of looking like, is not really the big problem.

She is doing her Christian duty standing by her closeted man.

R51 it's become internet slang, unfortunately. If only it had the same shelf life as memes. Black people* and TheGays(tm) use it a lot, I guess because it sounds "cute" to them, so anyone who follows them on social media or hangs around them picks it up.

There but for the grace of god, these two would be living in a trailer park.

I don't understand that when Aaron Rodgers first said he was "immunized" why didn't any of the journalists at that press conference press him further and ask the follow-up question: Could you clarify...Did you receive the COVID-19 vaccination?

Instead, Rodgers responded saying he was "immunized" and then tossed in a string of word salad garbage to deflect from telling the truth. That was an obvious major red flag. It seemed like such an easy follow-up question--and no one asked.

NFL fines Green Bay Packers, QB Aaron Rodgers and receiver Allen Lazard for not following Covid-19 protocols

The Packers were fined $300,000, while Rodgers and Lazard were each fined $14,650, according to the discipline schedule negotiated by the NFL and the NFL Players Association.

Slap on the wrist.

She should keep her lips sealed and thank her lucky stars she has an acting career. She is homely and not that talented.

R63 She's hideous and that's on a good day.

They both look like neanderthals.

OP’s photo just screams loved-up heterosexuals!

Wow, she really does sound like a major asshole.

If she looks that homely in full makeup she must be a LITERAL horror sans fard.

Either her reps are complete shyte, or she doesn't care what they say because someone with at least some influence with her needs to have told her to keep her trashy mouth shut.

She's a prime example of the old adage "better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to start talking and remove all doubt".

Hey don't ask me, I thought she was gay.

[quote]She's supposed to be some sort of "earth mother" figure but she just came off as petty.

In all fairness, she was probably high as a kite when she wrote all this

Shailene is probably cunty and cranky from eating too much clay, and pond scum. An impacted colon is uncomfortable.

Shailene has the face of a hog.

I hear she's especially cranky on the days she's out on her morning walk and is unable to root up any truffles with her snout.

[quote]There’s a real sadness in Aaron’s eyes in pic

I don’t feel sorry for him. Maybe if he was man enough to get out of the closet and quit acting like an asshole spreading QAnon theories he wouldn’t be so miserable.

Quite big witch

[quote]It'd be funny if Aaron actually had a small penis

He sure gives off angry at the world small dick energy and Cuntliene sure does seem to be going way over the top with this outburst, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s small.

Shailene sounds a lot like that trashmouth wife of Scott Baio, Renee. Remember when she (and Baio) were claiming the Sandy Hook parents they'd see on TV were all actors and they were being carted around to other school shooting aftermaths to portray parents there too? I remember back when he started getting into trouble with his right wing stupidity and she started calling anyone who said anything bad about him "shitasses". I immediately thought "that bitch must be from the south" because I've never heard that word anywhere but in the south. I checked and low and behold the slag is from Tennessee.

He took horse's ass medicine and thought he was protected.

[quote] random f---ing men

'Random fucking men' is probably a phrase she uses a lot in relation to her fiancé.

Apparently she has terrible body odor and doesn't bathe or brush her teeth very often. Lucky Aaron!

R79 more like an anteater

R87 she looks and is standing like an inbred hillbilly in a dress. Based on her speech, I assume she is one.

R89 I'm shocked she doesn't have hairy armpits.

I think Shailene is quite pretty and loved her in "Last Letter to Your Lover." But she comes off as hippy-dippy at best and a little crazy, here. They didn't have her looking very good on Big Little Lies, though.

R90 I looked for those too!

I would say poor Aaron, R87, but we all know that they've never been intimate. He did have to smell her when they were on a "romantic" vacation together in Hawaii, but of course each went to their separate rooms.

She's seriously ugly and it'll only get worse. This is her at 29. The good news is that her looks match her character and intellect.

I don't understand her career. She's ugly, has permanent snide-face and is no better an actress than hundreds of other prettier girls. I will never understand why she keeps getting hired.

She's always been a "natural" nutter

I hear that she’s another one who doesn’t know how to bathe or use deodorant.

Rodgers’ team probably put this shit out there and slapped her name on it…and paid for the privilege, no doubt…

Does she know his body well from the foursome with Miles Teller and his wife?

R64 let's not forget she's a big old closet case as well. Rumors about her have been out there for some time now. I can't believe we're almost 100 posts in and nobody has mentioned it. She's probably scissoring Danica Patrick on the weekends.

Do some lesbians get into BO like some gay men do?

R99 she's openly bi.

r94 she looks very shiny.

And yes, r101, her "open bi-ness" that only has her dating men and saying cryptic bullshit like "I fall in love with human beings based on who they are, not based on what they do or what sex they are."

She's a "queer"-chaser.

[quote]I know Aaron’s body VERY well

Translation: I found the password to his Grindr account

She’s an example of what another thread was talking about. These liberal left wing women loooove a right wing Republican nut. They’re all about feminism until they want to eat toxic masculine dick. And then they’re real true colors come shining out.

I think that one of the clauses in the bearding contract requires said beard to talk about what a virile, manly lover Aaron is.

From Olivia Munn: Munn said they occasionally have sex after Packers games.

“It depends on how late the game is … I try to have sex as much as I can.”

Why doesn’t he just come out? Nobody is falling for this shit!

Cuntliene says she sunbathes her pussy because she claims it’s good for yeast infections or some stupid shit like that. I wonder if Aaron sunbathes his hole.

No one has ever been near my hole R107.

I picture Aaron with one of those mechanical butt fucking machines. He's crying while he gets fucked because he's unhappy over half of America now thinks he's a huge douche. Perhaps he's eating a bowl of chili.

R108 Yeah right…

Did this guy claim that he grew out his hair for a halloween costume?

[quote]I picture Aaron with one of those mechanical butt fucking machines. He's crying while he gets fucked because he's unhappy over half of America now thinks he's a huge douche. Perhaps he's eating a bowl of chili.

😂

He's so damn ugly, don't get why dl thinks he's gay, is it because of that bitter ex assistant that was in live with Aaron? Lmao.

*love, ugh stupid phone.

I haven't followed his threads but that pic of him kissing a woman with his hands folded across his chest broke my gaydar.

[quote]He's so damn ugly, don't get why dl thinks he's gay,

You do realize that ugly people can be gay, don’t you?🙄

Truth r116