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Michael Landon Bragged about Sex Life with Teen on “Little House on the Prairie” Set

Actress Karen Grassle, who played Caroline “Ma” Ingalls on the ’70s and early ’80s show, has revealed how Michael Landon, who portrayed her wholesome onscreen husband, would openly talk about his “revived libido” on set.

“I didn’t want to think about his penis,” Grassle recalls in her forthcoming memoir, “Bright Lights, Prairie Dust: Life, Loss and Love from Little House’s Ma” (She Writes Press), out Nov. 16.

Landon wouldn’t shut up about the wondrous effects of a natural supplement he’d recently started taking to improve his sex life.

“Mike began to arrive jubilant at the makeup table, crowing about the benefits of bee pollen for the aging male,” Grassle writes.

It wasn’t long before the rest of the cast and crew discovered the reason behind his boastful claims: The married actor was having an affair with Cindy Clerico, then a teenager who was working as a stand-in for his co-star Melissa Francis (Cassandra Cooper Ingalls). The 18-year-old woman was more than 20 years Landon’s junior.

The fallout from the scandal, which made headlines, was sorely felt by everyone on the tight-knit set.

The cast and crew were deeply disappointed by the liaison between their charismatic boss and Clerico, whom Grassle described as “a nice young woman” with a penchant for “cute, colorful tops” and “tight jeans that had been made popular by ‘Charlie’s Angels.’”

According to Grassle, co-star Katherine “Scottie” MacGregor, who played snobby store owner Harriet Olsen, found the early ’80s affair particularly distasteful. She already had a strained relationship with Landon, caused by her disproportionately low salary, and this only made things worse.

“It was mostly the lack of appreciation,” Grassle told The Post of MacGregor’s dim view of Landon. “But it was also the way he treated women in general.”

It has been widely reported that MacGregor, who died in 2018 at the age of 93, was on a holistic retreat in India and therefore unavailable to appear in the 1984 “Little House” TV movie, which had been designed by Landon to put the series to rest.

But Grassle revealed the truth to The Post: “[MacGregor] refused to take part,” she said. “After all Scottie had been through with Mike, she didn’t want to have anything to do with him and the reunion.”

Making Landon’s affair with Clerico worse, most of the ensemble was friendly with his then-wife, Lynn.

“I knew his wife,” Grassle writes in her book. “I had been in their home. She had been kind to me. And I thought about her children — there were three of them still at home … and younger than Cindy.”

She went on to describe how Lynn had “done everything his [Landon’s] way,” looking after the family while the actor worked long hours, playing hostess at his business dinners and “staying home on Christmas Eve when he was gambling at the office.”

According to Grassle, Landon’s adultery, which ultimately led to him marrying Clerico in 1983, developed after the teen — with whom he spoke “longer than he talked to anyone else” on set — lent him a copy of the Nancy Friday book “My Mother, My Self.”

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“Then they began to walk further away from the action, engrossed in conversation and each other,” Grassle writes. “It was awkward as hell for us in the company. Everyone saw. Everyone looked away.”

When Lynn found out, she followed Landon and his squeeze to their secret love nest. The media reported how Lynn allegedly threw a bottle of vodka at the head of “America’s favorite dad.”

There was much back-and-forth as Landon first announced he was returning to Lynn — even reportedly arranging to renew their marriage vows — before he rode off into the sunset with Clerico, who got pregnant before her lover’s divorce was finalized.

“The bee pollen was really something,” Grassle quips in “Bright Lights, Prairie Dust.”

Later, Clerico was reintroduced to the “Little House” set as a makeup artist — the cast disparagingly called her “that makeup artist” — and she would anger them by arriving in a Porsche.

While the damage to Landon’s clean-cut image caused him to lose advertising deals including one with Kodak, this was nothing compared to the loss of respect from co-stars such as Melissa Gilbert, who played Laura Ingalls.

Gilbert had always looked up to him as a father figure. But she shunned him when news of his extramarital fling broke, refusing to attend his third wedding.

She wrote in her own memoir, “Prairie Tale,” how she learned about the surprise break-up with Landon’s wife when her mother told her that “Auntie Lynn and Mike” were parting ways.

Gilbert, who was so close to the Landons that she frequently vacationed with the family in Hawaii, added: “I have to work with Mike. I can’t take sides, yet he’s done something that’s turned my world into angry, opposing sides.

“I was put in a horribly, uncomfortable position.”

As for Clerico and Landon, they stayed together until 1991, when the father of nine died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 54.

by Anonymousreply 1November 9, 2021 10:44 PM

Michael Landon had a ton of issues since childhood. He did die with dignity however.

by Anonymousreply 2November 9, 2021 10:51 PM

Wasn't Cassandra a little girl? She was a stand in for a child?

That's hot.

by Anonymousreply 3November 9, 2021 10:55 PM

It is very awkward when two coworkers are having an affair and you have to interact with the spouses.

by Anonymousreply 4November 9, 2021 11:00 PM

It wasn’t long before the rest of the cast and crew discovered the reason behind his boastful claims: The married actor was having sex with most of the cast members under the age of 18 . He was acting like a horny teenager even though he was pushing 50 years old. His libido was certainly off the rails says Grassle. He never even tried to fuck me. Not even once during all of the years we worked together. I was just old seafood to him. Melissa Gilbert didn’t get any either. That kind of made the harsh reality of being rejected because of my age easier to swallow. Mike didn’t like Gilbert’s gray teeth. He said they were a real wood killer.

by Anonymousreply 5November 9, 2021 11:01 PM

[quote] The married actor was having an affair with Cindy Clerico, then a teenager who was working as a stand-in … “It was awkward as hell for us in the company,” writes Grassle. “Everyone saw. Everyone looked away.”

At least he eventually married the home wrecking little whore.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 9, 2021 11:04 PM

Not in front of the children, Charles!

Isn’t it enough that Mary walked in on you two and now she’s blind?

by Anonymousreply 7November 9, 2021 11:16 PM

He sounds like the classic workplace poon hound. If you're a young hot female, he's all over you, interested in every little thing you do, and hangs on your every word. If you're middle aged, old, and/or fug, you are invisible to him.

by Anonymousreply 8November 9, 2021 11:17 PM

Melissa should have smacked Mike and the bimbo with her shit-bra..

by Anonymousreply 9November 9, 2021 11:20 PM

I remember his Kodak commercials.

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by Anonymousreply 10November 9, 2021 11:30 PM

[quote] Grassle described as “a nice young woman” with a penchant for “cute, colorful tops”

Who can resist a cute, colorful top?

by Anonymousreply 11November 9, 2021 11:35 PM

Melissa Gilbert was hardly in a position to pass judgement on anyone given how wild she was herself back in the day. Didn't the Go's Go's nickname her Half-Gram?

by Anonymousreply 12November 9, 2021 11:37 PM

He was the opposite of the preachy saint he played on tv . Then again the real Pa Ingalls was a shithead as well.

by Anonymousreply 13November 9, 2021 11:39 PM

[quote] Wasn't Cassandra a little girl? She was a stand in for a child?

DOB 1957

Grassle comes across as a very bitter old lady trying to settle scores thirty years after Landon died

by Anonymousreply 14November 9, 2021 11:39 PM

[quote] “I didn’t want to think about his penis,” Grassle recalls in her forthcoming memoir

Speak for yourself.

by Anonymousreply 15November 9, 2021 11:42 PM

Everything I've read about Landon pretty much depicts him as a huge shit head.

As a huge fan of the books when I was a kid, I was so excited about the TV show when it came out. But, it was so sappy that I stopped watching it after a few episodes. And, I was always annoyed that Landon didn't have beard like Pa did in the books/real life. He was the fakest part of the show with his perfectly tailored pants and shirts and neatly groomed hair and fake tan.

Katherine MacGregor was the best thing on that show. She was perfect as Mrs. Olesen.

by Anonymousreply 16November 9, 2021 11:56 PM

Really? There are people on here hot and bothered by the idea of naked Michael Landon?

He was a gross little dwarf.

And, a BEDWETTER!

by Anonymousreply 17November 9, 2021 11:57 PM

I can surmise perhaps that Landon had rage against women because of his cruel, traumatizing mother. Landon was a bed wetter well into his teens and his mom would lay sheets out in public to humiliate him. I’m making no excuses however.

by Anonymousreply 18November 9, 2021 11:59 PM

Why are all these stories about Michael Landon suddenly flooding the internet?

by Anonymousreply 19November 10, 2021 12:02 AM

Because I’ve got a book to shill, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 20November 10, 2021 12:04 AM

He was rumored to have videotaped the cast and crew while in the restroom. The actress who portrayed Harriet Olsen was never a victim because of her obesity and lack of beauty.

by Anonymousreply 21November 10, 2021 12:07 AM

[quote]“I didn’t want to think about his penis,” Grassle recalls in her forthcoming memoir, “Bright Lights, Prairie Dust: Life, Loss and Love from Little House’s Ma”

Speak for yourself, woman.

by Anonymousreply 22November 10, 2021 12:11 AM

I think I have to read this juicy damn book. Ma is spilling the tea.

by Anonymousreply 23November 10, 2021 12:11 AM

Ma wants some $

by Anonymousreply 24November 10, 2021 12:20 AM

I have a feeling this was pretty common behavior back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 25November 10, 2021 12:31 AM

[quote]“I didn’t want to think about his penis,” Grassle recalls

Ma, that's pretty much all we want to think about.

by Anonymousreply 26November 10, 2021 12:36 AM

As a gayling who watched this show religiously, I don't ever remember having any interest in Pa Ingalls. But I thought Melissa Sue Anderson was the most beautiful person I had ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 27November 10, 2021 12:51 AM

R27 she was a CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 28November 10, 2021 12:53 AM

Gilbert is actually way more of a cunt than Anderson ever was.

I agree with you, R27. I was only ever interested in girls when I was a young gay (oddly), and MSA was absolutely gorgeous. Very intense eyes. I even like her in the ridiculous early 1980s slasher Happy Birthday To Me.

As for Landon: has the Internet started shrieking yet about what a PEDOPHILE he was for having a relationship with an 18-year-old?

by Anonymousreply 29November 10, 2021 12:58 AM

When Lynn found out, she followed Landon and his squeeze to their secret love nest. The media reported how Lynn allegedly threw a bottle of vodka at the head of “America’s favorite dad.”

There was much back-and-forth as Landon first announced he was returning to Lynn — even reportedly arranging to renew their marriage vows — before he rode off into the sunset with Clerico, who got pregnant before her lover’s divorce was finalized.

“The bee pollen was really something,” Grassle quips in “Bright Lights, Prairie Dust.”

Ha!I had no idea he was such a POS.

by Anonymousreply 30November 10, 2021 1:00 AM

Wasn't most of this (except the personal stuff between him and Ma) well known? Allison covered it in her book and Gilbert discussed that the affair made them estranged and that they reconciled shortly before he died.

by Anonymousreply 31November 10, 2021 1:03 AM

So if Landon had left his wife and kids for a 38 year old blonde, would that have been any better, or less scandalous?

This reminded me of Bogart and Bacall, except married Bogie didn't have any kids. I guess it's all in how you spin it.

by Anonymousreply 32November 10, 2021 1:19 AM

Well yes, R32, because if she had been one year younger, he would have been technically a RAPIST and PERVERT and SEX OFFENDER and PEDO!!!

by Anonymousreply 33November 10, 2021 1:31 AM

I will purchase the book, it sounds like a riot. ML was a total scum.

by Anonymousreply 34November 10, 2021 1:32 AM

Everyone watched the show for US, anyway

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by Anonymousreply 35November 10, 2021 1:34 AM

That Cindy Clerico affair was a HUGE story in my mother’s scandal sheets back in the day

by Anonymousreply 36November 10, 2021 1:36 AM

Cindy’s look was that of the quintessential 1980s LA girl.

by Anonymousreply 37November 10, 2021 1:40 AM

I never liked the guy. can not STAND good old fashioned family themed programs. Highway to Hell? could never sit through a single episode. He lucked out with his career.

by Anonymousreply 38November 10, 2021 1:41 AM

Yeah, why are Melissa Gilbert's teeth gray?

by Anonymousreply 39November 10, 2021 1:43 AM

Lynn was his second wife. They hooked up while he was still married to the first Mrs. Landon.

by Anonymousreply 40November 10, 2021 1:46 AM

antibiotics cause this, these days you just get veneers to take care of it.

by Anonymousreply 41November 10, 2021 1:46 AM

I don't think Cindy Clerico was 18 when they got together. Probably more like 23 or 24. Her birth year is given as 1957 and Melissa Francis (who Clerico double for) was on the show from 1981-1982. Plus when she and Landon married in 1983, her age was given as 25 in newspapers. Bad fact checking by Grassle and the publisher of her book (the NY Post goes without saying). Grassle is probably being mostly truthful, but that makes it look as she trying to make it even more sensationalized.

by Anonymousreply 42November 10, 2021 1:47 AM

i looked up their wedding pics online, She was one old looking 20 something. but smart. The widow was left with a sizable fortune when he died relatively young.

by Anonymousreply 43November 10, 2021 1:50 AM

There was some drug in the 60s/early 70s that if taken by pregnant women, could cause their child to have grayish teeth. I can't remember what the drug was. Dated a guy years ago that had slightly grayish teeth. who told me about it. Despite that, he was very good looking with a huge cock.

by Anonymousreply 44November 10, 2021 1:55 AM

Gray teeth are preferable to overly bleached ones or veneers.

by Anonymousreply 45November 10, 2021 1:57 AM

Did the bed wetting thing turn into an adult kink like golden showers? Maybe this young chippy was willing to put up with it, while the old wife wouldn’t, and that put a spring in his step?

by Anonymousreply 46November 10, 2021 2:03 AM

Lynn aged much more dramatically than Landon. Too much sun, cigs, alcohol. I thought she looked like his older sister, not like his wife. So did Karen Grassle.

by Anonymousreply 47November 10, 2021 2:04 AM

thats one reason he was drooling over the stand in wearing disco pants, what a pig. No idea he was a shithead.

by Anonymousreply 48November 10, 2021 2:06 AM

Lynn had her charms.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 10, 2021 2:08 AM

All misdirection on Landon’s part. He was getting fucked by Victor French but needed to keep that under wraps.

by Anonymousreply 50November 10, 2021 2:10 AM

All that money couldn't buy Cindy decent plastic surgery.

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by Anonymousreply 51November 10, 2021 2:13 AM

My book will be available soon where I discuss my own affair with Pa.

To be honest it caught me off guard at first. Lots of staring on his part. Asking me to suck his thumb then his toes.

One day he stopped me and asked, "Well is it?"

"Is it what?"

"Green."

"PA, what are you talking about?"

"Your bush...is it green? I bet it is as brown as that mop on top of your head."

Then he dared me to prove it...

by Anonymousreply 52November 10, 2021 2:14 AM

R49 she also give us his well-hung gay director son. From his coming out:

"Do you think your father knew?

Yeah. My stepmom said, "I knew. And you know what? Your father knew too." Apparently he just told her out of the blue, "I think he's gay, but I'm sure he'll come to that conclusion on his own." I think there was a question of why I didn't keep my high school girlfriends longer. It was kind of actually a comfort to know that he had a good sense of it.

Your dad was probably hit on a lot in Hollywood, especially during his Bonanza days ...

God knows. I know there was a big rumor on the set of Bonanza that he was having an affair with Hoss [costar Dan Blocker]. And my dad would sort of play with it. They would sort of hang all over each other and nuzzle on the set just to stir the pot.

So your family never gave you the sense that he was a homophobe in any way?

No. His public image was very different in many ways from who he was as a father and as a person. He was extremely liberal in his beliefs to pretty much everything. He was not closed-minded to anything. I don't think that it would have mattered to him at all.

by Anonymousreply 53November 10, 2021 2:14 AM

OH...you went there.

by Anonymousreply 54November 10, 2021 2:15 AM

R49 That photo of Lynn Landon instantly makes her a DL Icon.

by Anonymousreply 55November 10, 2021 2:16 AM

Kudos for Mrs Olsen refusing to return for the TV movie, she didn't like him and all but said "fuck you".

by Anonymousreply 56November 10, 2021 2:26 AM

Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge that "a holistic retreat in India and therefore unavailable to appear" is an amazing cover for "I refuse to work with that asshole again."

by Anonymousreply 57November 10, 2021 2:31 AM

Nowhere do they say how old his third wife was when he was having sex with her on the set. Was she 19? 17? 13?

by Anonymousreply 58November 10, 2021 2:39 AM

Hated the show and never watched it. Loved Bonanza though. As a young gayling, I was desperately intrigued when I heard Landon's nickname was Tripod. Never saw any proof though.

by Anonymousreply 59November 10, 2021 3:01 AM

[quote]Later, Clerico was reintroduced to the “Little House” set as a makeup artist — the cast disparagingly called her “that makeup artist” — and she would anger them by arriving in a Porsche.

Wonder what happened to make-up man Whitey Snyder, who was Marilyn Monroe's make-up man from 1946 until her 1962 funeral.

by Anonymousreply 60November 10, 2021 3:06 AM

Take a look at Cindy now. Scary!

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by Anonymousreply 61November 10, 2021 3:41 AM

R45 you've obviously never seen Little House on the Prairie

by Anonymousreply 62November 10, 2021 5:32 AM

I'm surprised he didn't have Ma die in a snowstorm so he could cast Cindy and her big 80s hair as the hottest step-Ma on the prairie.

by Anonymousreply 63November 10, 2021 5:46 AM

Please reveal the natural supplement, Ma.

So, Landon was a total piece of shit?

by Anonymousreply 64November 10, 2021 5:48 AM

His runaway libido and horniness should be hot, and he himself wasn't a bad looking guy. But Landon never did it for me.

by Anonymousreply 65November 10, 2021 5:51 AM

What natural supplement would make a 50-year-old man fuck teenagers and brag about it?

by Anonymousreply 66November 10, 2021 5:52 AM

Why did he prefer super ugly blondes? I always see photos of him with women who look hideous. He was good looking but preferred uggos. Ma was far better looking than the chicks he married. It's like he only cared about cheap uggos with bleach blonde hair. Was he face blind?

by Anonymousreply 67November 10, 2021 6:03 AM

Oh, it makes sense. Tiny, Jewish guy with bedwetting issues wanting big, blonde, Aryan maneaters.

by Anonymousreply 68November 10, 2021 6:06 AM

The teenager he was screwing looked about 40 years old at the time. I've seen 45-year-old women who look younger. Odd choice for a guy so obsessed with younger women.

by Anonymousreply 69November 10, 2021 6:12 AM

Thank goodness half pint had those gray teeth. Can you imagine the scandal if Pa started screwing half pint? He was sick to even consider it. The fact that he called her teeth a "boner killer" is very telling that he had considered it deeply.

by Anonymousreply 70November 10, 2021 6:13 AM

I’m now down a Lynn Landon rabbit hole. Striking woman.

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by Anonymousreply 71November 10, 2021 6:22 AM

[quote]There was some drug in the 60s/early 70s that if taken by pregnant women, could cause their child to have grayish teeth

Is that the reason? I knew a girl in JHS who had those gray teeth. I always wondered why.

Wasn't ML really good friends with Johnny Carson. They were both scumbags, esp., to their families.

by Anonymousreply 72November 10, 2021 6:45 AM

R72 weirdly, this exact thing just came up in a TikTok the other day.

by Anonymousreply 73November 10, 2021 6:49 AM

Which part, R73?

by Anonymousreply 74November 10, 2021 6:50 AM

[quote]r63 I'm surprised he didn't have Ma die in a snowstorm so he could cast Cindy and her big 80s hair as the hottest step-Ma on the prairie.

[italic]Little MILF in the Pasties

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by Anonymousreply 75November 10, 2021 6:52 AM

So did he rape everyone in history as Kirk Douglas is supposed to have? LOL.

by Anonymousreply 76November 10, 2021 7:02 AM

Well, if Lynn was also a mistress, she got what she deserved, Karma, ho.

by Anonymousreply 77November 10, 2021 7:05 AM

And the actress who played Cassandra, grew up to be a FOX cunt.

by Anonymousreply 78November 10, 2021 7:07 AM

Didn’t he have a good reputation when he was alive?

by Anonymousreply 79November 10, 2021 7:11 AM

R74 A TikToker was exposing someone who was harping on people with grey teeth and explained about the antibiotics issue.

by Anonymousreply 80November 10, 2021 7:12 AM

R79 most of this was all known. Only the stuff between Landon and Grassle personally is "news"

by Anonymousreply 81November 10, 2021 7:13 AM

Lynn and Cindy both had smokin' bods with major butterface. Landon had a type.

Weird that Ma wrote that Cindy was only 18 when she was actually 23 or 24 (and looked much older). Was her memory playing tricks on her or was she just twisting the knife?

by Anonymousreply 82November 10, 2021 7:14 AM

I always knew he was kind of guy

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by Anonymousreply 83November 10, 2021 7:18 AM

She was 23 or 24 when they married in 1983. The gay son says his father left his mother for her when he was 4 in 1979.

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by Anonymousreply 84November 10, 2021 7:31 AM

[quote]There was some drug in the 60s/early 70s that if taken by pregnant women, could cause their child to have grayish teeth.

Tetracycline

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by Anonymousreply 85November 10, 2021 7:32 AM

They might have been screwing her in 1979, but the split didn't happen then. It was in the early '80s. I remember because it was all over the tabloids for months. Huge scandal.

And if the affair started in '79, there's no way Cindy started on the show as a stand-in for "Cassandra," because that character was introduced in '81. I think Christopher is mistaken, which is understandable since he was just a child at the time.

by Anonymousreply 86November 10, 2021 7:35 AM

Was Landon's mother a blond with an ugly face or was she the opposite of his type?

by Anonymousreply 87November 10, 2021 7:39 AM

The WHORE's son isn't as pretty as MY baby boy

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by Anonymousreply 88November 10, 2021 7:42 AM
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by Anonymousreply 89November 10, 2021 7:46 AM

Allison's take on it, from her book 10 years ago: “Michael Landon was one of the biggest walking bundles of contradictions I have ever met. He was a “family man” and talked endlessly about Lynn, his second wife, and his children, to whom he seemed utterly devoted. He had divorced his first wife, with whom he also had children, when he got caught having an affair on the set of Bonanza with Lynn (she was working as an extra and stand-in). He went on to divorce Lynn for Cindy (a Little House stand-in—and, even more bizarrely, my stand-in) when Lynn caught them at it. I can’t imagine what must have gone through her mind then, after having gotten her start the same way.”

by Anonymousreply 90November 10, 2021 7:53 AM

[quote]Well yes, [R32], because if she had been one year younger, he would have been technically a RAPIST and PERVERT and SEX OFFENDER and PEDO!!!

But she wasn't, Blanche! She wasn't a year younger!

by Anonymousreply 91November 10, 2021 9:04 AM

Lynn Landon had some mighty wigs!

by Anonymousreply 92November 10, 2021 9:18 AM

r90 now that's the kind of pitch perfect cuntiness I miss here (DL) and at large.

by Anonymousreply 93November 10, 2021 9:29 AM

R64, r66, as revealed in r1, the supplement was bee pollen.

by Anonymousreply 94November 10, 2021 9:31 AM

Thanks, R90. It makes a lot more sense that Cindy was Nellie's stand-in.

by Anonymousreply 95November 10, 2021 11:12 AM

My grandmother, a pastor's wife, had a huge crush on "Little Joe," as she always called him. She never bought a tabloid unless he was on the front. And even then, my Baptist grandfather would use the tabloid as a prop in his sermons to drive home the point about how trashy and gossipy "the rags" were. I'm sure my grandmother had to've read the articles inside about this and other scandals. Wasn't there also a lot of drinking on the 'Little House' set by Landon and the crew?

by Anonymousreply 96November 10, 2021 11:28 AM

I wonder if she mentioned anything about Landon and his own "Sampson" fixation about his hair. Since high school he believed his hair was key to all of his success, especially his physical success. In HS he was 125 lbs. but could throw the javelin farther than anyone. He was the #1 javelin thrower in the US. When he went to USC and played football the other players thought his hair was weird and they held him down once and cut it off. Landon claimed his power was diminished due to the loss of his hair and he quit school.

And that's why he kept his hair so long all throughout his life.

by Anonymousreply 97November 10, 2021 11:53 AM

R97- No. That’s not the reason he kept his hair so long. He kept his hair long because he was embarrassed by his big ears 👂 and the way they stuck out so he liked his hair long to cover his ears 👂.

by Anonymousreply 98November 10, 2021 11:59 AM

Wrong R98.

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by Anonymousreply 99November 10, 2021 12:08 PM

Who is the woman at r89? Is that Lynn?

by Anonymousreply 100November 10, 2021 12:29 PM

R97 as I was looking at photos of the Landons just now, I was reminded how amazing his hair was. I don't blame him for letting it flow.

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by Anonymousreply 101November 10, 2021 1:46 PM

Here's Michael's first wife, Dodie. She was pretty. I remember a long time ago reading Rona Barrett's memoir, in which she described Dodie as a kook and their house a mess, with dogs pissing all over the place, something like that.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 10, 2021 1:59 PM

When he started on Bonanza he lived in one of the old 3 story apartment buildings on Franklin Ave. in Hollywood. My friend Betty (may she rest in peace) took that street to work every morning and he would always park his car in the front parking lot and she would see him packing up his trunk many mornings. She said he was the skinniest thing she'd ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 103November 10, 2021 3:33 PM

R103 They're all so tiny, aren't they.

by Anonymousreply 104November 10, 2021 3:40 PM

I don’t see the issue. She was 18. And it was a different time. I loved Michael Landon and am not going to let this overshadow his wonderful legacy.

by Anonymousreply 105November 10, 2021 3:47 PM

I suppose with a mother that bad, he could've turned out to be a serial killer, so this isn't so bad.

by Anonymousreply 106November 10, 2021 3:47 PM

Re: the chronic bed wetting … it was all caught [italic]on tape ! !

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by Anonymousreply 107November 10, 2021 5:33 PM

I thought he was sex on 2 legs on Bonanza. But by the time LHOTP came around he was looking somewhat sleazy. A middle aged man with all that hair? Reeked of desperation more than anything else.

by Anonymousreply 108November 10, 2021 7:46 PM

Michael Landon and David Hasselhoff had similar tastes in women.

I wish Katherine MacGregor (Mrs. Oleson) had just said she didn't want to work with ML for the reunion.

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by Anonymousreply 109November 10, 2021 8:35 PM

[quote]Didn’t he have a good reputation when he was alive?

Why he was an angel!

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by Anonymousreply 110November 10, 2021 11:06 PM

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by Anonymousreply 111November 10, 2021 11:08 PM

My parents absolutely hated him. They knew him as the little brother in the Bonanza days. My father was a local guy who did production work for all sorts of events in Sacramento in the 60s and 70s. He met and saw Landon in action at a "March of Dimes" local event which union guys worked for free.

But not the Diva Landon. Paid, separated, and catered to. Everyone knew his ass was paid for. Not just his transportation, hotel and restaurants, and his "driver" for a 24 hr period who drove him mere blocks from hotel to restaurant and eventually to the airport. And his prostitutes. My family was in the restaurant business back then and hosted California's elite. Democrats to the core. Didn't care for Reagan much, but didn't have anything bad to say about him personally. Landon, on his brief stay? He actually engendered some hate.

by Anonymousreply 112November 11, 2021 1:26 AM

She looks pretty old for a younger woman and aphrodisiac. They look the same age actually. And she's tiny, esp when you think that he already was a midget.

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by Anonymousreply 113November 11, 2021 3:44 AM

At R111 's photo, he looks like a douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 114November 11, 2021 3:47 AM

They really should have had an STD episode of Little House on the Prairie where Doc Baker had to treat Pa because Pa's dick was rotting off from screwing all the teenage girls in the one-room schoolhouse. This would have been educational melodrama at its finest especially if combined with prayer requests at the church and Pa having to explain to half pint what he had done wrong as Ma passive-aggressively cooks dinner in the cramped kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 115November 11, 2021 4:55 AM

CINNAMON CHICKEN!!

by Anonymousreply 116November 11, 2021 5:02 AM

What kind of father calls his daughter's teeth "boner killers"? Think about it. Landon was a sick, sick man.

by Anonymousreply 117November 11, 2021 5:34 AM

Pa: "Half Pint, make sure to brush your boner killers before you say your prayers and go to bed."

by Anonymousreply 118November 11, 2021 5:57 AM

Lol, typicall Hollywood douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 119November 11, 2021 6:37 AM

That Cindy was no looker, even back in her "prime". She has the face she deserves now.

by Anonymousreply 120November 11, 2021 6:43 AM

[quote]I wonder if she mentioned anything about Landon and his own "Sampson" fixation about his hair. Since high school he believed his hair was key to all of his success, especially his physical success. In HS he was 125 lbs. but could throw the javelin farther than anyone. He was the #1 javelin thrower in the US. When he went to USC and played football the other players thought his hair was weird and they held him down once and cut it off. Landon claimed his power was diminished due to the loss of his hair and he quit school.

Have none of you seen Sam's Son (1984). the semi-autobiographical movie Landon produced? He cast Eli Wallach and Anne Jackson as his parents. It tells basically that story. But I still think he wore long hair to cover his huge ears (see next post).

And that's why he kept his hair so long all throughout his life.

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by Anonymousreply 121November 11, 2021 2:45 PM

One of my favorite characters from Little House On The Prairie - besides the obvious ones like Mrs. Oleson and Nellie Oleson- Is Sarah Jane Wilder. She couldn't compete with the pretty girls. She was smart but average looking and GAWKY and NERDY.

I lot of the queens on dl can relate to her including me.

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by Anonymousreply 122November 11, 2021 2:45 PM

The ears

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by Anonymousreply 123November 11, 2021 2:45 PM

R123- Thank you for agreeing with me. I read YEARS AGO that he was embarrassed by his ears and that is the reason he kept his hair long on the show.

by Anonymousreply 124November 11, 2021 2:48 PM

Eliza Jane, R122.

by Anonymousreply 125November 11, 2021 2:52 PM

And btw Sam's Son = Samson. In the movie the kid (whose father is named Sam) sees Samson And Delilah and decides to grow his hair long. Since it's the 1950s, this is unheard of.

by Anonymousreply 126November 11, 2021 3:05 PM

Michael and Cindy Landon. Himbo and Bimbo!!!

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by Anonymousreply 127November 11, 2021 6:46 PM

Bragging about one’s sex life among coworkers is crass, no matter what decade it happened. Even more so when children are around. What an asshole.

I remember my grandmother clutching her pearls (well, her cheap silver plated necklace) when he was in the tabloids in the early 80’s. She loved him. I would look forward to the weekends my parents would dump me on her, and we would watch TV together in her little apartment. She read her Bible every day, but she wasn’t a hard-nosed Christian or a Bible thumper, just a quiet woman of faith.

by Anonymousreply 128November 11, 2021 7:02 PM

Michael's shows were so pious and family-friendly, it was hard for diehard fans to accept that he dumped his wife for the chippy.

by Anonymousreply 129November 11, 2021 9:04 PM

Every little boy's dream was to be a cowboy.

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by Anonymousreply 130November 11, 2021 9:39 PM

Some Little House On The Prairie music to sooth the savage DL beasts.

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by Anonymousreply 131November 11, 2021 11:43 PM

Sounds like he did what he wanted, and not everyone around him approved. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 132November 11, 2021 11:56 PM

Most DLers: Want to be Mary, think they're Nellie, are actually Liza Jane.

by Anonymousreply 133November 11, 2021 11:59 PM

Did he ever bang some hot male PA on set too?

by Anonymousreply 134November 12, 2021 12:11 AM

Landon was a mess.

I watched him on Bonanza all the way through Highway to Heaven and even as a kid I could smell a phony. Something about him just never say right with me. It's crazy he died at age fifty-four as I'm a few years older than that now, and I am hoping I have many more years to go.

by Anonymousreply 135November 12, 2021 12:23 AM

So to summarize, Landon was just another rich Hollywood guy doing what the other rich Hollywood guys do.

by Anonymousreply 136November 12, 2021 12:23 AM

To summarize, Michael Landon did what millions of people, male, female, and others have done and continue to do regardless of race or resources.

Cut the crap.

by Anonymousreply 137November 12, 2021 12:25 AM

Say what you will, but he was skilled at his job. He acted, wrote, directed and executive produced much of his work.

by Anonymousreply 138November 12, 2021 12:47 AM

So Landon was a typical Hollywood dickhead. What a surprise...NOT. As for his "teenage (she always looked at least in her mid-twenties)" lady-love, well, she wasn't even that good looking. But she was blonde and a lot younger than him, so I guess that made her attractive enough. Anyway, they were both assholes. A typical rich Hollywood dickhead dumping his wife for a much young blonde gold digger.

by Anonymousreply 139November 12, 2021 12:58 AM

Datalounge is now my 1st stop for all my “Little House” news!

by Anonymousreply 140November 12, 2021 1:11 AM

Let's face it, if you're a decent looking guy who suddenly finds himself with a top-rated TV show, getting his ass kissed all day every day, of course you're going to think you deserve to sample the goodies. It ain't easy being faithful with all that temptation throwing itself at you. At least Michael married his mistress.

by Anonymousreply 141November 12, 2021 1:16 AM

😂 and died Young so that she could live the rest of her life in peace and luxury!

by Anonymousreply 142November 12, 2021 1:17 AM

Little Lounge on the Prairie!

by Anonymousreply 143November 12, 2021 1:17 AM

If Michael hadn't died young, what number wife would he be on by now? 5? 6?

He'd be 85 today

by Anonymousreply 144November 12, 2021 1:28 AM

He died at 54 and already needed supplements for his libido.

by Anonymousreply 145November 12, 2021 1:33 AM

[quote] “I didn’t want to think about his penis,” Grassle recalls in her forthcoming memoir,

Well, that certainly made one of us.

by Anonymousreply 146November 12, 2021 1:33 AM

[quote]😂 and died Young so that she could live the rest of her life in peace and luxury!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 147November 12, 2021 1:49 AM

Wouldn’t his 2nd wife be entitled to much of his estate upon his death? I presume she was still receiving alimony and child support. We’re the details of his will ever made public? Are his children wealthy? Did ML have happy marriages? Did wife 3 stay in his/their estate? I’m curious about the family he left behind.

by Anonymousreply 148November 12, 2021 2:58 AM

R148 the gay director is the youngest kid by #2. He was 16 when Dad died, so I assume the others were legal.

by Anonymousreply 149November 12, 2021 3:00 AM

[quote] Datalounge is now my 1st stop for all my “Little House” news!

What was it before?

by Anonymousreply 150November 12, 2021 3:12 AM

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 151November 12, 2021 3:31 AM

I don't know about "talented". Unless you consider producing cheesy formulaic family dramas a high art form.

But, to be fair, all episodic TV is formulaic...it's the actual talented people who manage to make it NOT seem formulaic....and, Michael Landon ain't one of those people. Little House frequently used plots and actual scripts from Landon's Bonanza days.

And, the show over relied on the old chestnut of "stranger comes to Walnut Grove and causes trouble/changes lives but then moves on".

Frankly, I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to redo ALL the Little House books for Netflix...and, this time, actually follow the books. They could do a book every year or so, to give time for the child actors to age along with the characters.

And, this time, Pa has to have a fuckin' beard!!!!

by Anonymousreply 152November 12, 2021 7:56 AM

“ According to Grassle, Landon’s adultery, which ultimately led to him marrying Clerico in 1983, developed after the teen — with whom he spoke “longer than he talked to anyone else” on set — lent him a copy of the Nancy Friday book “My Mother, My Self.””

A Nancy Friday book?

by Anonymousreply 153November 12, 2021 10:42 AM

They probably bonded over their adulterous dads.

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by Anonymousreply 154November 12, 2021 11:54 AM

R124, Good idea.

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by Anonymousreply 155November 12, 2021 12:09 PM

Well, thankfully it wasn’t an Xaviera Hollander book, but I would have thought an Erica Jong title might be more to the point, especially that one with the zipless fuck.

by Anonymousreply 156November 12, 2021 3:02 PM

[quote] Wouldn’t his 2nd wife be entitled to much of his estate upon his death?

Former wives & children are no legally entitled to a thing when a man dies. Unless of course the man had a legal agreement with them to provide for them upon his death. Of course that doesn't mean the former wives and children are prevented from suing the estate for anything they feel they are due.

by Anonymousreply 157November 12, 2021 4:50 PM

The gray teeth thing was what a Datalounger wrote, was my impression.

What did Nelly say in her book Prarie Bitch?

by Anonymousreply 158November 12, 2021 6:50 PM

R158 it's great. Read it.

by Anonymousreply 159November 12, 2021 7:08 PM

Not to excuse Michael Landon's behavior, but most straight men of his era were pretty fucking piggish. They would all be cancelled today.

by Anonymousreply 160November 12, 2021 7:51 PM

[quote]This reminded me of Bogart and Bacall, except married Bogie didn't have any kids. I guess it's all in how you spin it.

Except Bogart was married to Mayo Methot, who was a totally fucking batshit insane alcoholic who would get violent when she drank. Seriously, she was certifiably bonkers. Bogart would've divorced her anyway even if Bacall had never shown up.

by Anonymousreply 161November 12, 2021 9:23 PM

Cindy Landon really rocked that tacky trashy big-haired 80s look. Always looked like she was on her way to a Bon Jovi concert.

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by Anonymousreply 162November 12, 2021 9:40 PM

Isn’t Michael Langdon the name of the Antichrist in America Horror Story? That can’t be a coincidence can it?

by Anonymousreply 163November 12, 2021 9:55 PM

[quote]Bragging about one’s sex life among coworkers is crass, no matter what decade it happened.

In the office, yes. But going out for drinks after work with like-minded co-workers you've "cultivated" so to speak, there's nothing wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 164November 12, 2021 10:08 PM

Christopher Landon inherited dad's big dick.

by Anonymousreply 165November 12, 2021 10:10 PM

Dick shot

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by Anonymousreply 166November 12, 2021 10:11 PM

R164 I agree, but this was all "in the office" so to speak

by Anonymousreply 167November 12, 2021 10:26 PM

R129 which wife and which chippy?

by Anonymousreply 168November 12, 2021 10:51 PM

Was Eliza Jane the overbearing sister who inspired Laura and Almanzo to elope in order to avoid her planning, and appropriating, their wedding?

I loved that bit of crazy relative relatability in the Little House books.

by Anonymousreply 169November 12, 2021 11:18 PM

[quote]“Mike began to arrive jubilant at the makeup table, crowing about the benefits of bee pollen for the aging male,”

I feel a little queasy about that, remembering this

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by Anonymousreply 170November 12, 2021 11:39 PM

Sorry everyone , but I referred to Eliza Jane Wilder as SARAH Jane Wilder. I just realized my mistake.

by Anonymousreply 171November 12, 2021 11:54 PM

^ from R122

by Anonymousreply 172November 12, 2021 11:56 PM

Who’s the broad on the show who used a baby as a battering ram to break a window during a fire?

I identify with her most.

by Anonymousreply 173November 13, 2021 5:55 AM

These are good.

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by Anonymousreply 174November 13, 2021 8:46 AM

I think it was Mrs Betty Bowers who called Landon “A philandering booze-bag”. Seems about right.

by Anonymousreply 175November 13, 2021 10:35 AM

Cindy really was unattractive in her prime. 80s hair wasn't all bad if you knew how to do it right, which clearly she didn't.

by Anonymousreply 176November 13, 2021 11:42 AM

Was that supposed to be some sort of KKK prank at 1:26 in r174”s blooper reel?

by Anonymousreply 177November 13, 2021 1:29 PM

When I watch LHOTP now, I'll look at it with different eyes...what an asshole. The sanctimonious, goody-goody Pa.

by Anonymousreply 178November 13, 2021 1:41 PM

Like most actors who base their brand on playing "good guys". His reality was somewhat different.

by Anonymousreply 179November 13, 2021 2:14 PM

“Scottie” McGregor would never have been able to afford attending a “holistic retreat in India” without Landon employing her for so long on his show. Ungrateful bitch.

by Anonymousreply 180November 13, 2021 2:52 PM

^^Actually, she could have gone sooner if Landon had paid them what they were worth.

by Anonymousreply 181November 13, 2021 4:10 PM

R5’s post is the truest

by Anonymousreply 182November 13, 2021 10:06 PM

Check out this opening to Little House On The Prairie ( Dallas Intro)

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by Anonymousreply 183November 14, 2021 7:12 AM

He had babies with multiple women who worked on that set. It’s like Eastwood—he’s got however many officially recognized children (most bastards) plus 10.

by Anonymousreply 184November 14, 2021 7:32 AM

R101 He permed and dyed his hair though.

by Anonymousreply 185November 14, 2021 7:40 AM

Im not shocked. A lot of the patriarchs on wholesome family entertainment shows turned out to be dirty dogs. Landon was so hot on Bonanza and those early films he made but looked so old and leathery on Little House and Highway to Heaven. I do remember there were a lot of cute young guys that played Mary and Laura's love interests on Little House though.

by Anonymousreply 186November 14, 2021 8:27 AM

[quote] Landon was a mess. I watched him on Bonanza all the way through Highway to Heaven and even as a kid I could smell a phony. Something about him just never say right with me.

You watched all through the years when you think him a phony and he's the mess?

by Anonymousreply 187November 15, 2021 6:55 PM

Landon is lucky to have died when he did. He would have been so canceled if he were still with us.

by Anonymousreply 188November 17, 2021 4:24 AM

R188 would wife #7 leave him?

by Anonymousreply 189November 17, 2021 4:40 AM

R189 I'm sure he'd have another baby on the way with wife # 8 in waiting.

by Anonymousreply 190November 17, 2021 4:47 AM

Hilaria Baldwin would have totally sunk her claws into him.

by Anonymousreply 191November 17, 2021 5:08 AM

Landon would be 85 if he were alive, so there probably wouldn't be a huge push to cancel him. And his audience wouldn't care anyway, as they aren't the social media activists that would be pushing for cancellation.

by Anonymousreply 192November 17, 2021 12:30 PM

Landon left all of his many children prior to Cindy quite wealthy but not as wealthy as they expected, and this they didn't find out until after his death. He had a new family to take care of and he did.

by Anonymousreply 193November 19, 2021 2:23 AM

What was his net worth at the time of his death, Dirk? How much did the kids inherit?

by Anonymousreply 194November 19, 2021 3:58 AM

Why do you think so many children hate their stepmonsters? The father is going to take care of her most and best.

by Anonymousreply 195November 19, 2021 4:43 AM

It wasn’t long before the rest of the cast and crew discovered the reason behind his boastful claims: The married actor was having sex with most of the cast members under the age of 18 . He was acting like a horny teenager even though he was pushing 50 years old. His libido was certainly off the rails says Grassle. He never even tried to fuck me. Not even once during all of the years we worked together. I was just old seafood to him. Melissa Gilbert didn’t get any either. That kind of made the harsh reality of being rejected because of my age easier to swallow. Mike didn’t like Gilbert’s gray teeth. He said they were a real wood killer.

by Anonymousreply 196November 28, 2021 5:24 PM

being rejected is something of a blessing in disguise. He was only 54 when he died and needed stimulants to get it up. A perv with a limp noodle and a fucked up attitude

by Anonymousreply 197November 28, 2021 5:39 PM

I bet a lot of you cluck-clucking over this guy did things that were just as questionable, or worse. And if you didn't, you should have.

by Anonymousreply 198November 28, 2021 6:08 PM

harassing ,disrespecting and cheating his peers out of residuals ? using the set as a brothel to pickup young women?enviable.

by Anonymousreply 199November 28, 2021 6:14 PM

Fucking underage cast members

by Anonymousreply 200November 28, 2021 6:36 PM

[quote]I bet a lot of you cluck-clucking over this guy did things that were just as questionable, or worse.

Fucking teenagers when you're a grown-ass man? Nope. That's just sick.

by Anonymousreply 201November 28, 2021 6:48 PM

What underage "cast members" was he fucking?

by Anonymousreply 202November 28, 2021 7:53 PM

Not Melissa Gilbert

Alphonso was bottoming for Mike and for the blonde dude that played half pint’s husband towards the end of the series.

by Anonymousreply 203November 28, 2021 11:59 PM

Alphonso?

by Anonymousreply 204November 29, 2021 12:25 AM

I will post this again. Does Ma Engels or anyone else claim he was having sex with anyone under 18?

by Anonymousreply 205November 29, 2021 1:11 AM

R198 = deeply weird

by Anonymousreply 206December 8, 2021 9:11 AM

That's a young woman at r6...?

by Anonymousreply 207December 8, 2021 9:45 AM

He was a very good looking man but didn’t have sex appeal like Parnell Roberts.

by Anonymousreply 208December 8, 2021 9:52 AM

Landon didn't fuck anyone underage. The poster was trolling.

by Anonymousreply 209December 8, 2021 10:14 AM

One thing that bothered me about Little House and The Waltons (all aired on TV Land in the 2000s in reruns I watched as a kid) was the historical inaccuracies. The men on Waltons and Little House had feathery 70s hair and clean-shaven faces and tight pants while the girls had makeup, long flowing hair and some even wore high-heels. For supposedly common, simple religious folk they did not really look it. But I guess if they looked too accurate it would not bring in teen viewers to ogle all the eye candy.

by Anonymousreply 210December 9, 2021 12:20 AM

R210 well, it was historically accurate for a man his age to have sex with teenagers, so at least he got that right.

by Anonymousreply 211December 9, 2021 12:28 AM

R211 He should have included all the homosex since it was also common then. Girls got pregnant, boys didn't. So safer bet was dumping your load in twink ass if you didn't want a shotgun wedding.

by Anonymousreply 212December 9, 2021 12:31 AM

R212 that would have been quite the episode--Twinks of Walnut Grove

by Anonymousreply 213December 9, 2021 12:34 AM

I'm pretty sure Michael Landon was a "kept boy" for years before his big break with Bonanza just like his peers Clint Eastwood, James Dean and Paul Newman were in the 50s. So he had a lot of experience to teach the young twinks of Walnut Grove.

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by Anonymousreply 214December 9, 2021 12:42 AM

Soulful eyes.

by Anonymousreply 215December 9, 2021 12:52 AM

R210 Why wouldn't they have clean-shaven faces on The Waltons? THat was how people looked in the 30s and 40s. I agree the hair was not especially legit but they were rural people during the depression, and I figured they weren't going to look like city people or movie stars. John Boy's cap, wire-frame glasses, and the homespun clothes, and boots, seemed more or less accurate. As things progressed into the war years styles changed. I agree they looked a little bit 70s.

by Anonymousreply 216December 14, 2021 9:45 PM

He only permed the hair to control his Jewfro.

by Anonymousreply 217December 14, 2021 10:19 PM

[quote]safer bet was dumping your load in twink ass if you didn't want a shotgun wedding.

Why do you think he adopted Albert?

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by Anonymousreply 218December 15, 2021 10:23 AM

Landon’s twink harem dutifully waiting in his trailer. He will return drunk on a fifth of whiskey and horny for impregnable ass.

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by Anonymousreply 219December 16, 2021 12:18 PM

This was surprising.

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by Anonymousreply 220December 20, 2021 12:52 AM

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