Josh Hawley is now an expert on masculinity

What a loon. He's publicized that he's a fetishy freak for years. When people show you who they are, believe them.

Once someone on DL pointed out his probable nose job I couldn't stop obsessing about his nose here.

It really is too thin and small for his face.

Also why didn't he just say "A man is someone with a penis...a big delicious penis."

Do we think Josh is like the Senatrix? Or more along the lines of Schlockgobbler?

That duplicitous piece of shit should be hanged for treason.

He should be taxed out of existence!

This tough guy luvs him some pussy. So passionate with his wife, lol.

His boyfriend in DC must be laughing his ass off.

Somewhere Defacto just jizzed his pants.

We all know Hawley likes them masculine. That's his type so more power to him.

R6 Hilarious... reads like that was written by a DLer.

Seriously, he's one of three senators we think is really gay, right? The others being that pair of belles from South Carolina.

Don't forget Tom Cotton.

What a fág.

R6 that kiss looks about as passionate as the one between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley at the MTV Awards

And Aaron and Olivia. Those were some hot kisses with both their hands to themselves.

R6 you’re just jealous, Jan.

Wow. He does not know how to kiss a woman. He's probably awful in bed.

hes a bossy bottom.

There is a Twitter thread from a body language expert about this.

Why does he think this is a winning issue?

What a kween!!!

Most men who work out have all a certain amount of sexual energy. He has zero.

Small dick big Nazi energy.

I wouldn't even throw him a rage fuck

His head could double as a cereal box.

Was all this "masculinity" bs pillow talk between Joshy and her yacht Daddy?

So butch!

Virile!

Is he gay?

He graduated fro Yale Law

R28 what’s so gay about Yale law?

Yale = the gay Ivy

Half the make graduates

Male

I'm a real he-man!!!! I watch Steve Reeves movies all day long!

If she was sucking dick at Yale, surely one of you has had her?

R27 Wow, he actually managed to close his mouth in that pic! Well done Hee-Hawley.

His affected voice is so butch and manly.

[quote] That duplicitous piece of shit should be hanged for treason.

I'd compromise and settle for a GOT style walk of shame, where he's forced to walk naked down the streets of DC and us peasants get to throw bags of shit, offal, and rotten vegetables at the traitor. And then afterwards we feed him to a pack of rabid dogs.

He made do with townies. Probably into servicing Black and Puerto Rican men.

LOL!!!

Because every totally straight guy hung posters of shirtless male models in their college dorm room.

R40 Isn't he just precious?

In order to properly study masculinity, I will put pictures of muscular studs all over my Senate office

He outed himself. He'll come out Aaron Schock style in ten or twenty years. But first the people of Missouri have help hasten the date by ending his political career early.

I bet that poster was spanked to many nights in college.

[quote] But first the people of Missouri have help hasten the date by ending his political career early.

Nope, those fools will continue to re-elect him until he's Chuck Grassley's age. He'll keep stirring them up with "Democrats are killing babies" and racist Critical Race Theory tropes. He may even fire an assault rifle in his next campaign ads and they'll re-elect him in a landslide.

I lived in KC for 20 years and the Democrats there are a lost cause--they aren't trying to get black people registered to vote in KC and St. Louis to counter the white MAGAts in the rest of the state. It'll be interesting to see if rapist/charity scammer Greitens or the assault rifle wielding McCloskey in his khakis is elected to Roy Blunt's senate seat. Missouri is a lost cause-MAGA shithole state.

Does the "caught with a dead girl or live boy" rule still hold true within the GOP? Coz this one is pounding away on a closet door the size of a bank vault.

^I've nevah heard of that rule

Expect Josh to do lots of these loud, weird performances to deflect attention from the illegal NRA contributions to his campaign that just hit the news. Essentially, the NRA and Hawley used a go-between under his control for the NRA's ad buys in his behalf, a big violation of campaign law. Because the throttled-by-the-Republicans US Election Commission took no action on it, a court is now allowing the anti-gun group run by Gabby Giffords to go after the NRA.

Exactly. Thank you, r48.

Greiten so may be a douchebag, but at least he’s hot and throws a mean fuck.

R50 and how exactly would you know?

R51, he’s been accused of liking rough, kinky sex by mistress.

So why is there no affection between him and his wife? What's in it for her? Marriage of convenience?

I dunno. Maybe $he married for regular $ecurity rather than regular $ex

He probably performs adequately every few months.

Tee hee

Separated at birth?

This queen makes ME look butch

If Lindz is the Senatrice....what should Josh be?

Josh had a nose job. He looked better with the original. The one now is slimmed extensively with an upturn.

Those special moments, she's Priscilla.

Sorry Priscilla, Lady G is the Queen of the Senate.

You, Tom, and Tim are just runner-ups.

Outside of the escorts, La Senatrice bonds with the power daddies.

[quote]Seriously, he's one of three senators we think is really gay, right? The others being that pair of belles from South Carolina.

[quote]Don't forget Tom Cotton.

Oh, please. I am the Dean of the Queens.

LOL!!!

If Republicans are going to run on "masculinity", they better find better spokesmen than Hawley, Graham, Cotton, T. Scott, Mitch, etc. Lankford, Lee, Kennedy (LA0 and a bunch more don't come across as particularly macho either. Madison Cawthorn and Greg Abbott can only talk macho. DeSantis and other tubs are lard don't strike me as studly.

Who does she think she's fooling?

R64, Kennedy looks like an old lesbian

Rand Paul got his ass kicked by a neighbor. No stud Senator there.

Good grief, Liz Cheney could beat their asses.

Adam Kinzinger (not running again), and Jason Crow (Democrat) can pull-off the Masculinity vibes. Jason, not so much.

^Josh, not so much. (correction)

Quite big tits!

Gay (allegedly) Republican Christian Walker is also a fan of masculinity for men.

R66 lol you're right.

R70, so funny that guys who aren't masculine at all want to "bring masculinity back"

These right-wing politicians have a warped idea what masculine means. They view it as entitled control and dominance, socially, economically, and politically.

They are not referencing physical activities, sports, comradery, hobbies, etc., that appeal mostly to men. Those things are wide-open to them.

R66 Kennedy looks like he's a reject from Baldknobber's Jamboree in Branson, MO (the one in the middle or on the far right with the lower lip and no teeth).

Does the Senate not have a decent dental plan? Get some veneers, goober. Louisiana must be SO PROUD!

The ladies doth protest too much.

[quote]Quite big tits!

Pigeon tits + no other upper body development = implants.

I'd bet $100 on it.

Tit implants and a nose job. How masc!

Lolz

Last time I was in Missouri, a huge confederate flag was flying right by one of the main highways.

Trump 2020 and 2024 signs.

Mountain people.

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Masc4Masc

Oh honey, the turquoise belt was but a minor peak into your gayness.

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Republicans are so macho

So hot and ever so butch!

No one is more manly than Republicans

Is he really trying to open this particular can of worms?

You guys saying he has a small dick are liars. It is huge and glorious.

Here's his cute little house in Vienna, VA.

Is this the large mob of 6 or 7 people who threatened his hatchet faced wife?

Hawley will never get an award for kissing. He looks like he's kissing something that's gone rotten.

Thread title needs to be changed to "A Children's Treasury of GQP Closet Cases:PhotoRetrospective"

Hi Joshie! Looking good gurl!

Priscilla better stay away from my "daddy" or I will slap her silly.

Now Republicans are telling men how to be macho. In the Daily Mail last week, under an article about lower college enrollment of men, the comments were full of people saying that women's pursuit of a career prevents them from truly being fulfilled, and it messes up society. (I mentioned that husbands could stay home with the kids while wives worked, but I got downvoted to hell.). There is a strong social movement trying to push society back to a 1950s mindset. They want women at home, barefoot and pregnant, leaving more jobs for men. And they want to limit women's financial independence so that they have no choice but to marry incels to attain financial stability. And, well, you can guess what they wish for the gays. It's scary.

Seems to me that the are PLENTY of jobs out there for uneducated men but they feel they're "too good" to take them.

This whole group of losers us who HeeHaw is pandering to. A bunch of incel losers who think just having a dick means they are "awarded" a hot wife, good job, two cars, house, boat and ATV. Everyone else has to fight for the leftover crumbs.

This disgusting fucker hates himself for being gay. He's in complete denial and everything he does is to "prove" to himself that he's NOT GAY.

The lady doth protest too much!

Seems to be more genuinely affectionate here

Tucker Carlson and Josh Hawley are showing wussy beta males how it's done! These two make Rambo look like a little girl!

He sometimes looks like Bugs Bunny.

I suspect he's very clean "back there" and "down there" and smells of powder. Not that cheap drug store powder too. Something with a delicate flowery smell.

It's sorta hawt. All that marginal gender bending with Josh.

He wishes, r110.

Miss Hawley likes a good fist. But does this picture mean she's the fisting top or bottom?

I can’t wait for the inevitable Josh Hawley sex scandal.

Detest the cocky, fake bitch, but she would be an awesome fuck.

Maybe if you're into lazy bottoms

She has perky tits.

I like having nice tits

He's evil so he must be gay?

He must be gay because he pings, r120

I bet Joshie is no Cockgobbler with a dirty brown hole. Joshie scrubs that thing clean with a big bar of Lava soap and a brillo pad.

[quote]Oh honey, the turquoise belt was but a minor peak into your gayness.

Pronounced "tur-KWAHZ"

Josh is a demon twink grown up.

Pre-nose job/facial surgery Josh looked good.

Body dysmorphia is probably more prevalent in gay men than straight ones. The working out too.

He's literally insane, R125.

He got a bad nose job like Miss Trey Gowdy

Love Betty Bowers

Well, Josh did stand up to the murderous CCP

A grateful Hongkonger

[quote]’Show a little backbone’

[quote]He got a bad nose job like Miss Trey Gowdy

Try Miss LaToya Jackson.

Show a little backbone? LOL. It's easy to grandstand against China but I bet his house is full of Made in China shit

That Gurl’s taken more than one bone in the back

For a sec I really thought he was with his Mom

^ link

That pic looks like it came from The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Gayface

If anyone knows about strong, muscular, masculine young mens just dripping in sweat, it's Josh Jawley.

Frozen smile on Joshie's face at R135. He is repulsed by this frau and thinking about getting some hot bathhouse cock.

The smiles on both of em are just as fake as they can be.

The look on Mrs. Hawley's face says, "Josh and that man were, um, just wrestling. That white liquid that spurted all over his face was, uh, uh, Icy Hot. That man was carrying a tube in his pocket because he knows Josh can be a bit aggressive."

Mrs. Hawley is scary looking.

What’s up with these attractive men marrying ugly wives?

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The kind of masculinity Josh endorses:

Wife-beating, child molesting, forcing women to have abortions...

This one is right at the top of my list of men I'm ashamed to find attractive.

I love dainty little femmes like him

when was the last time josh hawley made the missus cum?

He tries to do something nice for her on her birthday

Here’s proof that Joshelyn Hawley knows masculinity when she sees it.

For someone preaching on masculinity, he sure is a pissy little bitch.