Richard Madden’s dick is too big for Disney to handle

*gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

Stupid fake PR story. Like Armie Hammer's balls.

I’ll never tell.

Are Scots known to be well-hung? I hear their neighbors the Irish are generally not so well-endowed...

His balls and dick can fit in one hand...so no. And before you complain about the size of the photo, it's bigger than his dick.

It's a curse...

Clown pubes?

Richard's PR campaign for James Bond has started now.

Is Madden a sister?

There was some report that Madden had to undress in front of Kenneth Branagh for tights fittings.

He crosses me as being supremely arrogant

Nobody wants Disney dick anyway.

[quote] He crosses me as being supremely arrogant

He crossed me too but I went back for more.

Doesn't this same story leak about every actor who has to wear some type of form fitting garment? Burt Ward is still dining out on that story that his package was too big for the network sensors back in 1966.

Forget it, Princess.

Not even as a Bond girl.

[quote] Doesn't this same story leak about every actor who has to wear some type of form fitting garment?

This guy said the same

No op, he has those skirt flaps because the character in the comics has one.

This is from 2015 lol

r14 Pretty much. And lets face it there's no way Holland is well hung.

Yeah and hung male celebs make sure everyone knows they're hung.

Sounds lie HE'S too big a dick for anyone to handel:

[Quote] I met Richard Madden (Robb Stark on Game of Thrones) on the Tube in London. He was quite stand-offish and looked really grumpy. Since I was standing next to him, I just said hello, told him I liked the show and his acting. He nodded, but in a very bored/disinterested way. More and more people recognised him and whenever anyone even looked at him he would sigh and kinda frown to scare them off (it worked). He then hid behind a newspaper before basically running off the tube. Dude was BOTHERED.

*Sounds like HE'S too big a dick for anyone to handle:

[quote] Doesn't this same story leak about every actor who has to wear some type of form fitting garment?

Has too big of a dick or is too big of a dick?

His name is Dick.

Little Dick

He's probably average, but Disney wanted him to look like a Ken doll with no hint of dick.

I like the green one.

We are pussies compared to medieval men

Meh.

Are they supposed to have just fucked in that still?

Before and after pics, or it didn't happen.

"Are Scots known to be well-hung?"

Big balls, average dicks.

I’m pretty sure not every Scot has the same dick size 🙄

Why do you think Jeff Probst only wears untucked shirts lower than his inseam on Survivor?

The solved the problem the old fashioned way

[quote] Doesn't this same story leak about every actor who has to wear some type of form fitting garment?

I saw him faux-reluctantly recount this story twice while doing promotional appearances for Cinderella. At one his co-star Lily James visibly rolled her eyes and smirked.

[quote] promotional appearances

Are painful and ridiculous. I would demand a double fee to participate in these painful and ridiculous circuses.

They're only painful if you have performance anxiety, which Madden appears to have.

"Richard Madden’s dick is not too big for me to handle."

Fixed for OP