Brenton Thwaites

He's not going to happen, OP.

The padawan at R1 is correct.

Looks like Geraldo Rivera's yearbook picture.

Let's not and say we didn't

Both his first and last name are ghetto.

I shall recall him from the "Blue Lagoon" remake some 10 years ago and leave it at that. It was of course sanitized and nudity-free, but he was still nice candy.

So, he went back to the closet and yet his career never took off. Good!

R7 = Bette Davis

He is beautiful.

Cute guy. I would do him.

Very sexy

Hot!

R10 I love the leaping scene from the video - he's really committing to it.

Brenton isn’t a real name, you know.

Shut up r14!

I get this person’s name confused with Lena Waithe.

[quote] Brenton isn’t a real name, you know.

It is in our language! Just add an "n".

What's the name of the gay movie where he's with another guy?

I've always liked him because he's so beautiful and yet gives no impression of being impressed with it. He seems so modest.

He's still not pretty enough to be Dick Grayson, but who could be? Passing the ass test alone would be tough.

[quote] Life goal. Tick. These suckers are hard to catch.

[quote] You Can't Be Serious - Kal Penn

He's the analog of Tyler Posey, only prettier.

The Australian analog?

At least Brenton has a less distractingly wonky jawline.

Tyler Posey looks closer to Louis Garrell than Brenton Thwaites. All of them are hot to me though and foursome with them would be heaven. Tyler needs to clean up a bit though.

It’s good to see persons of color like Tyler and Brenton getting increased visibility.

Tyler Posey looks closer to Lembit Opek (sp?).

Taylor Lautner walked so they could run

Brenton does look Aboriginal. A lot of modern Australian Aboriginals and Islanders are indeed very mixed and can resemble him. But I do think maybe he wasn't raised to see it as a big deal so he never brings it up. He probably sees himself as just an Australian. American society has this obsession with mixed people having to pick a side. A lot of mixed people are fine being just mixed and will identify more by the culture they are raised in.

In Gods of Egypt, he's just tall enough to be sucking cock.

[quote] In Gods of Egypt, he's just tall enough to be sucking cock.

He's the only male actor in that film who looked like he could plausibly be Egyptian.

I would love to see his peen.

What is with the pretty boys trying to look as ungroomed and unattractive as possible when not on set working? LOL!

Brenton clearly used the casting couch and it worked. He admitted to being bisexual and worked at a gay bar in West Hollywood.

Well, we'll just have to thwaite and see.

R34 I've wondered about that myself. I recall reading a comment from Adam Brody years ago, after The O.C. had ended, where he basically said it was a relief to not have to shave every day. I always figured it was either trying to be incognito in public or just being tired of regular grooming (and makeup, of course).

Sometimes Thwaites looks like he needs a bath. I don’t mind the long hair at times, but the deliberately dirty and unkempt look is ridiculous. Johnny Depp does that too. He takes time to make himself look like a homeless man on a week long bender.

Or he's an addict and his hygiene suffers at times. Depp, I mean.

Or he's an addict and his hygiene suffers at times. Thwaites, I mean.

Depp is a known drunk. Not sure about Thwaites…I’ve heard that Aussie actors are wild partying types.

And often swingers.

Thwaites is shacked up, so he doesn't have to worry about looking his best to laid.

Sizemeat?

I care more about his ass, pecs and legs than his sizemeat.

R46 Agreed - he should be felt up and fucked.

Why isn’t he discussed more on here?

Why hasn't fetch happened?

He has gorgeous pits and pit hair.

He's too drama free I guess. He's openly bisexual too. Closet case drama queens with Cluster B get all the threads.

Openly, R51? I thought he alluded to it in one interview but then his publicist walked it back.

No straight man could play Dick Grayson.

Brenton was a shockingly good looking pretty boy. Like Colin Farrell.

Colin and Brenton are still hot to me. Both got "discovered" by Hollywood chickenhawks. Colin was seen kissing and getting huggy with other guys. So likely bisexual, his brother is gay too.

The heavy brows and bedroom eyes. That sort of pretty masculinity. Not femme but... What we called "panty creamers"

Colin sorta has that vulnerable masculinity. A sweet innocent face but naughty, horndog vibe. Tough but tender. Something Hollywood execs have been trying to capture since Brando and Dean.

[quote] Hollywood execs have been trying to capture since Brando and Dean

Yet he hasn’t caught on with the public.

R58 He's a Schumacher boy like Jason Patric, Matthew McConaughey and Brad Renfro. Hollywood pushed Colin hard but that doesn't guarantee success. Hollywood pushed a lot of actors like Josh Hartnett, Brandon Routh, Sam Worthington, etc as heartthrobs. But they all lacked star power. Having a smoldering look and a nice body is not enough. Anyway, Colin's a capable actor in my opinion and he seems fine doing smaller films.

Josh Hartnett says that he turned down some star making roles because he didn’t want to be typecast. Didn’t he famously reject the Superman franchise?

Very sexy

I like Josh but he would have been a worse Superman than Routh and even worse Batman than Clooney. Josh's career is more interesting and he's better with the indie route. He's an underrated scream king with all the horror roles he's done.

Josh was so cute in the day. Not pretty like Brenton but still adorable.

Massive Hollywood stardom comes with the price of having to sacrifice your privacy, your freedom, your personal values and mental health. Is it really worth it? Unless you are narcissist who needs that constant attention. I don't see the appeal. Many actors just fine with the work they get and many prefer doing non-mainstream or character roles. Even Hollywood stars will do indie pictures, here and there, just to get something meaty in their resume.

Brenton and his body double.

R66 "Catfished, sucker!"

Have say that he’s prettier than his girlfriend…

Have TO say…

Link to picture of his girlfriend please.

He has the thickest and fullest mustache in the entire eighth grade!

For r70…

Thank you, R72.

Like Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, he's one of those men who is very handsome when he cleans up, but who doesn't look so great when he's scuzzy (as in the OP's photo).

He's not one of those male beauties who looks sexy either clean or scuzzy, like McBongo does or Johnny Depp did (when he was much younger).

Extremely short legs….

I disagree R74. He looks hot as fuck when he's dirty and wild.

Who are some of your crushes who have girlfriends you consider pretty?

[quote] Extremely short legs….

Long torso.

Ugly thumbs. You can have him, OP.

He is a nail biter.

And maybe a pillow biter as well?

He should never wear facial hair. It does nothing for him.

Totally disagree - he’s sexy and handsome unkempt.

Oof. He looks very British Empire there.

THIQQ!!!

Lunch…

So cute. His body is banging. Never had the talent or charisma for huge success really. But he did pretty well. A show like Titans is perfect for him. He seems like a nice guy

Looking very squat at r85...

[quote] Both his first and last name are ghetto.

Brenton is an English place name and surname. The surname Brenton indicates that one's ancestors came from a place called Brenton near Exminster, Devon, south West England, the original meaning of which was "Bryni's homestead". Bryni was an Old English given name based on the word bryne, "flame".[1]

Brenton is now also used as a given name in English speaking countries. It has been one of the thousand most common names for boys born in the United States since 1966.[2] The name can be commonly found in the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. In Australia it is particularly associated with South Australia, where it has historically been very popular. Its popularity in Australian and the US increased in the 1980s due to the TV miniseries All the Rivers Run, based on the 1958 novel of the same name by Nancy Cato, which contained a character named Brenton Edwards.[3]

I know of the soul singer Brenton Wood ("Gimme Sign"). I've never met one in real life.

The distinguished surname Thwaites is thought to have emerged in the border region between North England and Scotland. It is derived from the Old Norse "pveit," meaning "meadow, piece of land." Thus, the name originally referred to a "dweller at the meadow." [1]

[quote] Bryni was an Old English given name based on the word bryne, "flame"

Is Brenton flaming?

His name sounds more "redneck" than "ghetto". It goes with Br scheme: Brayden, Brandon, Brendan, Braxton.

Most "ghetto" names are of European roots. Tyrone is an Irish name. Keisha and Mariah are Hebrew. LaToya is Spanish. Antoine and Andre are French.

[quote] Most "ghetto" names are of European roots.

Brenton is Egyptian.

In Gods of Egypt, he's a pocket gay, just tall enough to suck a cock.

I like his unusually body shape. Adds to his charm. He's not cookie cutter.

[quote] I like his unusually body shape.

What's unusual about his body shape?

R96 Unusual next to all the DL fatties.

He doesn't have a typical European North American white body. He's got stout stumpy legs and a LOOOONG Torso, and he's short overall. There is almost a tinge of the dwart to his proportions, though he's obviously not a dwarf.

[quote] He doesn't have a typical European North American white body.

That’s because he’s not white.

DUH I know.

[quote] DUH I know.

Know what?

I thought the bi comment was a joke? Did he clarify if he was actually bi?

I know it is argued that he is mixed race.

Brenton?

Brenton.

Brenton?

[Quote] I thought the bi comment was a joke? Did he clarify if he was actually bi?

No. But you know how DL is...

And he’s not mixed race. He’s not.

R106 So he's just confused?

No, I just don’t believe that he is mixed race. There are several white celebrities who may be mixed, but he is not one of them.

maybe he has irish heritage and he's mixed leprechaun

He could just be partially Southern European. Like Spanish, Italian, Greek, Portuguese, etc. There's a sizable population in Australia.

I think he's at least half "needs to be fucked by BBC right now".

Why are the kkkweens on dl so race obsessed?

[quote] I think he's at least half "needs to be fucked by BBC right now".

I wonder whether he's ever been interviewed by the BBC.

R113 You mean whether he's ever been probed by the BBC?

Pec and nipple.

Brenton Butt

Beautiful brown Brenton butt

Isn't he a fundie now?

R116 Looks firm and soft at the same time. I wonder who was the first to get there.

[quote] I wonder who was the first to get there.

The mother of his child of course!

He's the only reason I've watched "Gods of Egypt" three times.

On his show, his butt is much bigger than that, r116. I wonder if he pads it or something….

R120 Nah, one or more college bros showed him where his button was.

Looking kinda nasty here…long hair is fine, but this …

For those who think he has Australian Aboriginal background, I can definitely see it at R124.

I still don't see it, but you know what? Anything is possible.

I wonder if white Australians claim Aboriginal ancestry like how every white American and Canadian claims Indigenous blood.

[quote] For those who think he has Australian Aboriginal background, I can definitely see it at [R124].

He looks like a dirty tramp.

Let's hope that he is R128.

He looks like a sweet hound dog at R124.

He knows he can clean up nice any time he wants, so he doesn't mind looking like a scraggly fuckup.

Dingleberries for days.

R132, don’t. You give me shrinkage when you post stuff like that…

I think the late Michael Hutchence looks more of an Aboriginal and Irish mix. Brenton on the other can pass for Sicilian, Southern Italian or Greek.

R133 I'm sure he's immaculately cleaned-up before work or audition.

Is he hairy?

Yes, R136.

I posted in the wrong thread.

I watched Son of A Gun again. His butt is small. But not flat. His thighs make up for it though.

Too cute R140

Isn't this also the name of a glacier that is splitting apart?

I don't like him with facial hair at all.

[quote] Isn't this also the name of a glacier that is splitting apart?

I like his big, wild brows.

God damn he is gorgeous. That is all.

He must learn how to dress for his body type. A lot of stuff that he wears emphasizes his flaws.

He should also wear more short pants. Really short ones.

Yum.

First time I noticed Brenton was in an Aussie series called "Slide". His character was "Luke".

The actor to the left in the pic below (Ben Schumann) is also cute. His character in Slide was "Ed". In one of the episodes, Ed kisses a guy, then goes home with him.

[quote] A lot of stuff that he wears emphasizes his flaws.

What are his flaws.

[quote]What are his flaws.

Well, he never sucked MY dick.

R154, narrow shoulders, long torso and short legs. Still hot though.

I usually don't get excited about the acting twinks the younger DLers bombard us with, but Brenton is something else - he is truly beautiful and hot.

Twink? Isn't he 30?

That's still twink territory to us Eldergays.

I'd love to have had a private Blue Lagoon remake with him, not suitable for Disney.

Has he ever got his fartbox out on screen?

R161 I think that it can be seen in one of his earlier films. A prison movie.

That's MISS Brenton Thwaites to you, Madam.

I first noticed him in the strange horror movie "Oculus". He was distractingly good looking.

Then I noticed him again in "Gods of Egypt". One of the few things that made that campy big budget B-movie worth watching.

Then of course... Titans.

He’s thick in all the right areas without looking bloated.

Hopefully his peen too R165 :)

R168, he handled that well…

Brenton seems like a sweet young man. I dunno, that's the vibes I get.

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He has a perfect nose

Looks like he put on the COVID 20 in R171!

R169 I've got something for him to handle.

That photo is pre-Covid. He looks almost too straight in that photo as well.

I know a few bi/gay men who dress scruffy and eschew stereotypically gay grooming habits. Not sure if this applies to Brenton. No blind items about him. Jacob Elordi has been accused of bearding a couple of times.

Brenton has a kid - he's bi at most, unless the poolboy was fucking him in the ass while he bred the wifey.

R177 Yes, because gay men have never had kids with women before

Nice hair.

R179 I bet they fight over bathroom space for hair product.

The cheezy not-quite-all-there moustache really needs to go.

R181 Agree. Someone that pretty should have mandatory grooming.

I hope that he doesn’t hit the wall. Some Aussie actors do…Sun, smoking and boozing.

I can't imagine who you're talking about, r183.

If they ever do another film bio of Joan Crawford, Brenton would be a shoe-in for Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., as there is a strong resemblance.

R185 Or The Ten Commandments, he'd be a sexy stonecutter Joshua. I might want to tie him up and get out the whip myself.

[quote] Josh Hartnett says that he turned down some star making roles because he didn’t want to be typecast. Didn’t he famously reject the Superman franchise?

That was stupid. Today, he is only typecast as a "mostly unemployed" actor.

Brenton has found a nice niche in Titans. It's not like being a big movie star, but he can milk the nerdy comic fandom for years.

Four daughters already according to his Instagram page! Guess that he is heterosexual after all…

[quote] Four daughters already according to his Instagram page!

Just like me, faggots!

R190 Did I say you could get up off your knees?

No son to carry on the family name?

A bend-over twink with a ridiculous name. Next.

He's done his str8 duty and bred, now he needs to do his twink duty and get bred.

^?

Wow, ejaculating in a woman four times.

He is a method actor!

Four spawn…how does he deal? The wife does most of the heavy lifting, of course.

R197 They hired a guy to fuck his ass so that he could close the deal.

If he's gay or bi, he's doing a yeoman's job of covering it up...

He hinted years ago

We know, R201. But he hasn't been linked to anyone, has he? Unlike some other male celebs rumored to be gay or bisexual. We know that Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal and Zac Efron have had or do have boyfriends. Semi-hasbeen James Van Der Beek is married with several crotchfruit, but people know that he was with John Wesley Shipp for a time. But I haven't heard anything about Brenton hooking up with any men famous or otherwise, so until I hear otherwise, I will just hope. Besides, it's not like I have a chance anyway, LOL...

[quote] LOL...

LoL! :)

R202 Perhaps he was Alan Ritchson's fuckboy.

You’re speculating r204. I’d love to see evidence, but there’s nothing.

It should be compulsory to provide a current selfie when commenting on celebrities' looks. Thwaites doesn't register as an actor in any way for me, but he's .001% in physical attractiveness.

What r206?

He's much better looking on Titans than in any of his "in the real world" recent pictures. He cleans up well, basically.

R208 The show makes him look hunky and heroic… in his real life photos, he just looks like a ratty slacker.

R209 He still gets all the D he wants, I'm sure.

Even Brenton’s calloused prostate needs a rest from getting pounded night and day. I’m sure he gets an appropriate amount of D.

*sigh*

Brenton Thwaites for no man.

Let me see him in about ten years when he hopefully fills out and I'll let you know.

R211 Nightwing's traditional role as team fucktoy would be exhausting for any man.

Guy's ass has more jizz in it than a fish farm.

Looks great here especially in the second pic.

Just watched him in the surfing movie with Helen Hunt. Passable. She was good, surprisingly.

One of the finest and most attractive person of color actors.

Short videos of Brenton shirtless on a farm. He looks to have thickened in his mid-section.

His wiki say nothing about a kid.