Holy Cow! What happened to Rachael Ray?

You’d think she would eventually decide she wants to lose weight. She doesn’t have kids, so that’s not an excuse.

She was actually little and cute when she was first starting out.

Rachocado Avocado

I was watching her show once more than ten years ago and my husband walks in a says “Who’s the lesbian?” Lol

Oh, is her show still on?

Rachel Ray has widened her beam.

I wanted to like her, as well as the thirty minute meal concept, but in reality both never quite worked out for me. Her creations oft look like slop, and there again the reality is many of her recipes simply aren't very good.

I like the idea that they're allegedly swingers, and her creepy husband is bi. Even if it isn't true, just the stories make them seemmore interesting, and much cooler than they really are.

She's 'expanding her horizon' alright.

She is only a cook and not a chef. Hence, her dishes are barely edible.

Her blood type is EVOO.

She looks like Val’s twin. Maybe they could do a cooking show together.

I LOVE Nigel Ng {Uncle Roger} @ OP, He's hilarious and so fucking sexy! Look up some photos of him.

Sexy!

She and her husband are reclusive alcoholic dog hoarders.

nigel ng has a hot body too. yummy!

Trouble is Uncle Roger placates the CCP. It ruins the entire experience for me knowing he's a wumao, and an apologist.

I get that r15 and it's true but he's sexy has fuck! Totally fuckable!

OMG that video in OP's post is spot on. I've only had Pho a handful of times, and even I could spot all the horrible shit/shortcuts. What the hell? Did the smoke inhalation from her house fire affect her brain? That broth was disgusting looking, as was the thick beef.

and yes, she used to be considered super cute/sexy and did many photoshoots with her cooking in the kitchen in very skimpy outfits. Those days are long gone. We can't all live our heydays forever though.

R16 Yeah, he's handsome; only spineless.

R9 Hilarious, and you know she suffers from a very rare cheese-induced blood disorder as well.

yum-ooooooooooooo!

She has gained a little weight but otherwise looks the same. You'd think she'd invest in a better ring light or something to make her videos a little better.

What are you smoking R21? She looks like crap. She used to look like this:

Never trust a skinny cook.

It's clear she's a boozer. When she was doing her show from her home during COVID, she made Paula Abdul sound sober. She slurred her way through all of those shows. Poor thing. She DOES have some pretty good tasting 30 Minute Meals. If you're looking for a quick and tasty soup, try her sausage, white bean and broccoli rabe creation.

R24 She may very well have a few good recipes in her arsenal, but she really goes over the top with the bloody cheese on everything.

Other than health, which she doesn’t seem to care about, what would her incentive to lose weight be? Going back to this mess, only with saggy tits instead of pecs?

Even the magicians at FHM (or was it Maxim) weren’t able to do much with her.

She didn't attend her aunt's funeral. The aunt who froze death when she got locked out of Rachel's house she was house sitting. Her cousins were pissed and talked to media. My cousins would be pissed too if I didn't show up for their mother's funeral under those circumstances.

R27 Rachel sounds like she has too much drama in her life. First the fire, now this? It's like she's been hexed or cursed!

I just saw a recent pic of Rachel and her husband. I almost didn't recognise her. Her husband has stopped teasing and spraying his hair, but he's still sporting all his flamboyant scarves indoors. He's no longer colouring his beard either.