Hawley has a deeper voice than I thought.

He’s affecting it. My Missouri gays say that he’s family.

SQUAWK!

Fuck his voice. He's got a cubist face that Picasso did better.

Yeah he's sexy. But overall terrible. I do think he'll be VP though.

R4, did Htler look cute with his little mustache too?

[bold] OP could give a fuck about the timbre of Hawley's vocie.

HE IS A TROLL TRYING TO GET YOU TO WATCH THE RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA VIDEO

and hoping that because the link is to CNN you'll watch it.

Miss Lord Haw-Hawley is butch in the streets and nelly in the sheets.

Purses must fall out of OP's mouth every time she talks if she thinks this prissy, pissy, pampered, molly coddled, wealthy prep school/Ivy League graduate is masculine.

Like his idol Trump, this Trump wannabe would curl up and die if he had to spend any time socializing with his low-life MAGA supporters.

He is quite muscular and very strong. A bud of mine has seen him at a gym...bro is swol

He makes my skin crawl and I'm not sure why. But I believe in listening to my instincts.

[quote] He makes my skin crawl and I'm not sure why.

Maybe it's because he's an extreme right winger

[bold] Amazing too how within an hour of this thread being posted, we hear from several DLers who are but one degree of separation of young Joshy

His plan has always been to ride to the White House a la Obama. The insurrection was a minor setback as he's tied directed to those people.

He's ivy league and Stanford graduated, just like DeSantis and other deplorables--They're not stupid but understand very clearly that their supporter are.

R11 I'm not sure it's even that. I think he could be a regular psychopath who is out for himself and will say or do whatever it takes i.e. no principles except what benefits himself. If the GOP wasn't so extreme, he'd probably ride the moderate wave better, even, because at present he comes off as too smooth, upper middle class and educated to pull off the Trumpy or Dubya good ole boy thing. I keep remembering that photo of him browsing wine.

He's very odd looking.

R12 I was genuinely thinking that before I read your comment - it's amazing how many DL-ers have inside information about every celeb or politician. Ha. Not sure all of them are telling the truth...

R9 which gym?

Some of you would gladly sharpen the blade for your own guillotine if Josh asked you to do it.

Nothing about this micropenis, 10 second cummer-looking piece of shit is "hawt". NOTHING.

R13 I reckon that DeSantis has a better chance than Hawley of pulling it off because he vibes more like a regular red state American despite his credentials. But Hawley I think is probably more calculated so who knows. If they're in the running, someone like Hawley could still benefit from some unexpected luck.

Gym bro

Wonder which app he's on...

R21 Why do I get big Brooklyn Beckham vibes from that picture..

Wine, pecs.

Those are the knockers of an insecure cockpig.

Always at the gym. Wonder why.

R24 That is the wine picture I keep thinking of. Very mannered, fey, and nothing much about it says GOP to me.. it's hard for me to see the GOP base loving Hawley. I'd be willing to bet money that Hawley won't get where his clear ambition wants to go..

People like R18, likely a female, will now spend the next four years insisting that he's the second coming of Hitler. He's a misogynist! He's a racist! Ohhhh, the danger!! The DANGER!!!!

He tries to do the Missouri farmer thing I guess.

He posts his own workout videos. Dear god.

He's just out for power and will do anything to get it. Even pretend he's a hick farmer

R31, my sister had that same poster in her room!

The wife.

R32 Kelly Loeffler (remember her?) is angling to run for the next Georgia senate election and she does the same thing. Wears plaid shirts, baseball caps. And none of it really comes across as authentic.

He started a podcast last week. With his wife. Barf.

Warmonger chickenhawk.

Now Miss Haw-Hawley is speechifying in Orlando about how rugged manly men like himself are so demonized that boys are turning to porn and video games.

i'll bet his bum smells like baby powder

He’s gay and trying WAY too hard to place himself in the straight/masc/gym bro category.

His face and head shape is so weird. Like a Muppet. Like there should be some chromosomal disorder called Hawley Syndrome.

He apparently didn't like his big ol' masculine nose, so he had it fixed?

That poster of the male model in his college dorm may have given him facial dysmorphia.

Wow - he looks much more straight and butch in the yearbook photo. Better nose back then too. His new nose looks fake and is too narrow.

I'd love to see Hawley and Newsome in a bar fight. I wonder who would win?

So he doesn't watch porn? How alpha.

Josh Hawley has ambition where is heart should have been, had he a heart.