Cookie Roberts is Dead To ME

Thanks for the breaking news, OP.

Just wake up from a two-year coma?

Claire Danes as Debbie Matenopolos: "Do your friends call you 'Cokie-Cola' Roberts?"

Ana Gasteyer as Cokie Roberts: "Uhh... no.... they don't."

Claire Danes: "Okay, Cokie-Cola!"

OP, she died more than two years ago.

Evil cunt and still dead.

R4. Fuck you.

[quote]OP, she died more than two years ago.

You must be thinking of Cokie Roberts. OP is talking about Cookie Roberts.

Whew! When I first read the thread title I thought it said “Cookie Mueller”!!

Cokie evil? Boring maybe, but evil?

The one that got away.

I smell Cookie.

Wait until OP discovers that Tanya Roberts died. Twice.

Try to keep up, OP!

Maybe now they will find her dad's frozen body in Alaska.

I never understood how people could overlook her life as an unrepentant cocaine fiend simply because she projected a patrician exterior in public life. The roller skating bitch was buried in hot pants and a tube top with disco ball earbobs.

Her sisters Tokie, Smokie and Nookie were pure D trash.

Oreo Roberts is also dead!

As well it should, r7!

While you're perusing this thread, let me remind you that I am alive and well, so make sure to read my new best selling memoir.

Don't tell OP that Truman actually defeated Dewey.

Was it Corona?

ME WANT COKIEEEEEEE!!!!!

She was my mother you mutha fukkas

And how is Generalissimo Francisco Franco doing these days?

She's fine! She sends her love!

Againnnnnnn?

Something about her reminded me of Swoosie Kurtz.

Has Julia Roberts commented yet or is she waiting for Susan Dey?

She was friends with Sally Quinn. Enough said.

Just in Jim Henson creator of Cookie Monster died while drinking Coca Cola and being interviewed by Deborah Roberts wife of Roxie Roker.

^ I thought Roxie was Al Roker's wife

Roxie is Al's sister. Cokie is clearly not missed by me.

No. Roxie Roker and Al Roker were second cousins once removed according to Wikipedia.

Al Roker is married to Deborah Roberts.

[quote] I never understood how people could overlook her life as an unrepentant cocaine fiend simply because she projected a patrician exterior in public life. The roller skating bitch was buried in hot pants and a tube top with disco ball earbobs.

WTF?

Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs

Born: December 27, 1943

New Orleans, Louisiana, U.S.

Died September 17, 2019 (aged 75)

Washington, D.C., U.S.

Money grubbing fame whore just like her still living husband.

She was great, loved watching her on ABC.

I am behind the times. I had no idea. She had a basset hound that pulled the Easter ham out of the fridge while the family was at church. I loved Cokie from her NPR days.

She was a piece of shit who heavily implied that a nun, who had been abducted and raped by members of the Guatemalan military, made the whole thing up. Roberts’s brother had a law firm that had been hired by the Guatemalan government to spruce up its image.

Thandie "Fig" Newton & Alyssa "Pepperidge Farms" Milano are thankfully alive and well.

Ed "Kookie" Burns is also dead.

[quote]Thandie "Fig" Newton & Alyssa "Pepperidge Farms" Milano are thankfully alive and well.

So is Pecan Sandy Duncan.

R38: I forgot about that. A nice Catholic girl who tolerated nun torture. I hope she rots in hell or worse is tortured by nuns in her after life.

I am surprised DL Investigations have not delved more into Cokies Daddy. He was House Majority Leader and got on a plane and disappeared. His plane was never found. LINK

her mom owned the most expensive condo in DC--a huge penthouse on Connecticut at Kalorama.

[quote]Oreo Roberts is also dead!

Anal Roberts is alive! Alive!!

R34 - So her first name wasn’t really Cokie and her last wasn’t really Roberts?!?

She was an IMPOSTER living a LIE!!!

She didn’t believe a rape victim? Disappointed to hear that…she was old school in more ways than one…

[quote]Ed "Kookie" Burns is also dead.

This just in:

Kookie was cuckoo for Cokie Boggs!

r46 Roberts was her married name.

You sure she’s still dead? You know, sometimes it’s temporary.

Dead is dead. Best to move on immediately and never look back. Especially with unnecessary criminal investigations.

Not a moment too soon.

Very patrician. I suspected she came from a “good background” but I didn’t know her family had shitloads of $$.

She was just lucky, not all that bright. A lot of things just went over her head. As a guest on Bill Maher's show she replied, "who doesn't like good old American corn on the cob?" after Bill ranted about Big Ag being subsidized to grow corn for corn syrup in processed foods.