WHET to the Brewer Twins?

You may find your question as pertinent in 2009 as it is now.

Why did you cut off the bottom half of that photo?

I love twincest!

I think the last time I saw them they were appearing in those Old Navy ads with Tia & Tamara Mowry.

They only had semis when they fooled around?

A quick Google reveals they are now boring middle aged men who run an insurance business in Redondo Beach. No doubt they now regret their past, which did include a lot of "tasteful" artistic shots implying they were fucking. Incest never dates well.

If you can trust their Linkedin photos for their insurance biz, they still look pretty good.

Are they still lovers? Either way they are still doing better then those twin gynecologists that the Jeremy Irons movie were based on.

Keith's wife, Monica, recently posted photos from their 10 year anniversary.

Derek's married too. From other photos, it appears they've got at least two kids.

Knock yourselves out....

They are very handsome middle age men.

Here's another set of naked twins.

They did what they were told to.

From the family birthday party for them September 2020.

Huge pee stained teeth , guess the twins were into golden showering together as youths. Yuck.

they have that WASP look, aging very very rapidly

oooof amazing how these beautiful boys turned into that. There's just a certain kind of pretty that doesn't age well. Definitely wanked to their twincest photos a lot in the mid 90s.

^ Gorgeous blond boys rarely age well

Maybe not better looking today but sexier. I'd say if there was a modeling market for 48 year olds, they would still be fully booked. Teeth can be bleached. And the deepest wrinkles are usually faded somehow (through light and cgi) anyway. Hello, daddy! I might actually find them sexier now than then.

Sun damage... thrice baked!

The "I may be fat and ugly but I stay out of the sun and use $500 worth of creams on my face and my skin absolutely GLOWS!!!" Trolls are out in force today

They were victims of Bruce Weber who loved to take somewhat naive pretty boys and create softcore gay porn that he passed off as fashion

[quote] The "I may be fat and ugly but I stay out of the sun and use $500 worth of creams on my face and my skin absolutely GLOWS!!!" Trolls are out in force today

They must be posting in other threads 'cause I'm not seeing them in this thread. WTF are you talking about?

Probably my thrice baked comment immediately above that one.

Their grandmother must be so proud!

The "blonde guys don't age well" troll is silly. They look fine for almost 50. Nobody can look 18 all their life.

Nothing silly about it. Blonde hair, blue eyes and fair skin. Try as you might, at 40 you start turning into a lizard.

@r28, 50 year old former blond twink

No, I am 33, dark hair, blue eyes, but I noticed it's some black anti white racist that keep repeating this. And there are blonde midfle aged guys that look just fine. Brad Pitt, Robert Redford, Bowie looked good for very long. I just watched True detective season 1 the other day, and though he is jolie laide, Woody Harelsson seemed attractive to me.

On the other hsnd darker guys can look a bit course in their middle aged time.

Darker look better as grandpas, after 60s, but who cares then.

Fair skin damages more easily. Oh, and it's coarse, not course but you're a blonde (eyes roll). Redford looked horrendous until he had a facelift. Here he is with his son.

"Darker look better as grandpas, after 60s, but who cares then."

You will when you're 60. Oh, yes, you will be 60 before you know it

R32 It was a typo. But you are a bitter bitch so you take a great pleasure in other people's mistakes. Poor you, a coarse soul and face. And I am brown haired, there are not many natural blonds, unfortunately.

R32 Are you a black racist?

[quote] You will when you're 60. Oh, yes, you will be 60 before you know it

I’m fifty-eight. Where did the last ten years go?

^ The next 10 years goes even faster

They appeared on Donny and Marie’s daytime show.

Have their wives seen their photos?

How many times did they show dong? I only remember that one photo.

I remember downloading their photos off the web in the late ‘90s. Took forever to download with a dial up connection. Then I printed them out on a dot matrix printer.

^... and then you came all over them and smeared your dot matrix picture all to hell

Teefs

In the Donny and Marie video, Derek said you could tell them apart because he has double teeth. What does that mean?

There were at least 10 pictures from that photo session.

The twincest trolls are back at it.

OMG They were MUTILATED!!!!

OMG the drapes don't match the carpet

These are the better twins.

Who knew Donnie and Marie had a talk show, the things you learn on incestuous porn threads?,

Hey! They still have their hair and figures. That counts. .. lol! And the teeth only look like that odd color at R16 because of the 'golden' photo-filter the wife used. The teeth look fine in other photos. Keith will probably have to watch the sun more than Derek, because he's still heavy into surfing.

[quote]They used to do semi-incestuous model shoots back in the day.

My impression always was "semi-this, semi-that," but hard for the right price.

But then I'm a twin myself.

LOL saw this on IG and hoped we would have a thread on here

The Brewers are 48 now and sell insurance.

The Carlsons are now 44 and only one is married...hmmm.

I wonder if either pair are still hot.

DL incest trolls need to get a room with the scar trolls.

*scat

Bump

Why bump this thread? The question has already been answered with plenty of photos.

Whatever happened to the Bobbsey's? I think I heard Nan and Flossie are a pair of spinster sisters living in the city, and that Bert died, but I think Bert and Freddie were living together for years and seemed to have been a thing.

What does the Bobbsey possess?

I agree with R49 that the Carlson Twins were hotter: