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Which 60s Actress should have replaced my 1st grade teacher?

Cause my teacher Miss McScallops' pussy stank like seafood.

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2021 7:16 PM

Anouk Aimee would wear sunglasses inside, take frequent smoke breaks, and wouldn't tolerate any childish shenanigans.

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by Anonymousreply 1October 17, 2021 12:49 AM

You deserve Lotte Lenya.

by Anonymousreply 2October 17, 2021 12:52 AM

Miss Black would help us build big ant farms and worm farms and teach German children's songs we would play on xylophone, kazoos and snare drums.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 17, 2021 12:57 AM

Susan Atkins would have been a great substitute teacher.

by Anonymousreply 4October 17, 2021 1:13 AM

Was Linda Kasabian an actress at some point? If so, her.

by Anonymousreply 5October 17, 2021 1:20 AM

Miss Othmar

by Anonymousreply 6October 17, 2021 1:24 AM

Your mom.

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2021 2:26 AM

In my case my first grade teacher was nun - Sisters of Mercy and all.

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2021 6:03 PM

Zzzzzzzzz, OP

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2021 7:16 PM
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