How on earth did Dane Cook ever become a success?

He's a douchebag, but I never minded him. The one whose success I truly can't understand, is Amy Schumer.

He looks so fat at OP.

Amy Schumer's stardom didn't last long.

It was hilarious how Joe Rogan defended Amy Schumer, but had previously fucked up Carlos Mencia's career with joke theft accusations.

He was a funny comedian for a while. And then I guess for some dumb reason they decided to put him in movies. But that ship has long sailed. He’s just gross now. Dating a much younger girl. Looks pathetic.

Dane was the first comedian to take advantage of social media, namely MySpace.

He was a mid aughts/my space phenom for high school/college kids at that time. Like a lot of things with that age group they grew up and moved on.

I remember when he hosted SNL HD TV’s were taking off you could see his pockmarked face and a ton of makeup that was applied to try and cover it it.

Does he have “a” MySpace?

He is on TikTok now. It looks like he had a ton of work done on his face, and he has this insane haircut that makes him look like "Eraserhead".

Even weirder, he is participating in battles with other TikTokers.

Anthony Jeselnik despises him.

He had excellent bod and booty!

[quote] Anthony Jeselnik despises him.

Aren't they essentially the same side of the same coin?

I remember associating him with fratty college kids. He was never considered funny amongst the cool kids.

R6 I feel like some of the first YouTube videos ever were about mocking him and how unfunny he was.

He can sometimes be pretty funny. I like this one.

He was a funny standup, but a terrible actor.

Hollywood is also like many other places, untalented people all over the world are given a lot of credit just for showing up

Look at how many useless people become management just because they can be depended on to show up everyday.

He used to be insanely hot.

He did any interview where he said that before he became famous he was having sex with a shower nozzle.

I thought he was funny for a minute. I remember two of his jokes/stories—one about a cashew on his boner, and another about seeing his dad’s dick.

r19 how would one even do that?

He grosses me out so much. Don’t know what it is but the man has a very skeevy vibe.

Didn’t one of his family members steal a lot of money from him?

[quote] how would one even do that?

R21 You can use the shower nozzle to caress your body and into your crevices and perhaps even insert it into your anus.

Priest or even nun.

Now that Dane Cook has got too fat for nude roles he should be replaced by Heartthrob Anderson.

He had a very nice body.