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You look and smell like a fuckin’ goat

Do you know anyone who looks or smells like a damned goat?

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2021 1:55 AM

No OP.

And tbh, I am definitively not looking forward to meet anyone looking and smelling like a fucking goat.

by Anonymousreply 1October 8, 2021 8:02 PM

I have never smelled a goat

by Anonymousreply 2October 8, 2021 8:04 PM

Is this a greatest of all time question?

by Anonymousreply 3October 8, 2021 8:11 PM

I'm assuming the Beekman Boys would fit this description.

by Anonymousreply 4October 8, 2021 8:17 PM

I can't stand goat cheese because it tastes like goats smell.

by Anonymousreply 5October 8, 2021 8:26 PM

The only goat I am interested in.

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by Anonymousreply 6October 9, 2021 10:03 AM

I hear Afghan men carry the musky scent of goat

by Anonymousreply 7October 9, 2021 10:32 AM

Here you go...

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by Anonymousreply 8October 9, 2021 10:38 AM

R8

Oh, Mr Tumnus.

by Anonymousreply 9October 11, 2021 8:26 AM

THREAD CLOSED

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by Anonymousreply 10October 11, 2021 8:34 AM

I am the G.O.A.T., therefore I look, smell, and act the part.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 11, 2021 11:53 AM

An ex of mine had a friend who truly stank like a goat. It was the worst B.O I have ever encountered. It made my eyes water. I tried to avoid seeing him whenever I could. The worst experience I had was when my ex bought tickets for a concert for the three of us. Everyone around us was disgusted by the smell. It was mortifying.

by Anonymousreply 12October 11, 2021 12:12 PM

Any Somali male.

by Anonymousreply 13October 11, 2021 12:15 PM

R12 was it biological in nature?

by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2021 12:20 AM

So goats use Aveeno lavender body wash?

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2021 12:22 AM

Jennifer Aniston is into Aveeno product pushing.

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2021 12:24 AM

R14, No, he was an arrogant type, and I think he enjoyed being so offensive.

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2021 12:25 AM

Many. I drunkenly fucked a guy who smelled bad. I put a pillow on top of him so I could block the smell.

Don't be alarmed, he could still breathe ...and so could I.

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2021 1:55 AM
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