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Fat Whores, gather 'round and VOTE

I was snacking on my bedtime Reeses, and it got me thinking: which holiday has the best candy?

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by Anonymousreply 16October 7, 2021 5:45 AM

Easter I love all the cream filled eggs.

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by Anonymousreply 1October 7, 2021 3:10 AM

Second favourite…

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by Anonymousreply 2October 7, 2021 3:11 AM

i don't eat candy, but I'm a fat whore

by Anonymousreply 3October 7, 2021 3:13 AM

Reeses makes an Easter egg as well.

[quote] i don't eat candy, but I'm a fat whore

I knew I was forgetting somebody in my poll!

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by Anonymousreply 4October 7, 2021 3:16 AM

Every post with the title “FAT WHORES” makes me chuckle.

by Anonymousreply 5October 7, 2021 3:19 AM

A compendium of every Reese’s holiday shape—the pumpkin, the egg, the tree, you name it.

by Anonymousreply 6October 7, 2021 3:22 AM

[quote]I was snacking on my bedtime Reeses

OT but, you eat candy at bedtime? Increased blood sugar followed by inactivity isn’t good for your health.

Be careful, OP, this is a recipe for pre-diabetes and cavities.

by Anonymousreply 7October 7, 2021 3:22 AM

Easter because of the chocolate eggs (especially the Cadbury creme egg in its former, non-shit form). Talk me into those Laura Secord eggs, R1. I feel like I had one as a kid and didn't like it? Are they like the Cadbury eggs? I used to stop in at the mall after classes sometimes, buy a box of Laura Secord mint cremes (or whatever they're called), take it home and eat them all in one sitting.

by Anonymousreply 8October 7, 2021 3:30 AM

I snack on cock.

by Anonymousreply 9October 7, 2021 3:31 AM

[quote] OT but, you eat candy at bedtime? Increased blood sugar followed by inactivity isn’t good for your health.

[quote] Be careful, OP, this is a recipe for pre-diabetes and cavities.

The more Reeses I eat, the more weight I lose! Because I eat less of other less delicious foods.

by Anonymousreply 10October 7, 2021 3:31 AM

Which holiday features the candy made by Vivian Vance?

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by Anonymousreply 11October 7, 2021 3:41 AM

There are so many Reese flanker products now - and the Reeses Pieces (the OG?) have actually become kind of rare, and they're my favourite. There is also a local bakery doing a high version of the pb cups with dark chocolate and salted pb and they blow the Reese cups out of the fucking water. Don't know if I can go back and am angry I even tried them and have now potentially ruined myself.

by Anonymousreply 12October 7, 2021 3:42 AM

R8 I like them better. The chocolate is much better IMO. It’s dark chocolate. The filling is firmer and a lot richer. The filling of the Laura Secord egg is buttercream.

by Anonymousreply 13October 7, 2021 4:03 AM

Dove Coconut Creme Eggs.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 7, 2021 4:07 AM

[quote]The filling of the Laura Secord egg is buttercream.

Thank you R13, you have successfully talked me into it! I don't know if I like the idea of a firmer filling but you had me at "buttercream" tbh.

by Anonymousreply 15October 7, 2021 4:23 AM

i like Christmas time because they sell those chocolate covered pecans at the grocery store.

by Anonymousreply 16October 7, 2021 5:45 AM
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