Antoni Porowski's new HelloFresh commercials

Antoni is gorgeous.

I needed another thread on this bitch like I need a hole in the head

He is good-looking and good-natured, but his whole career seems manufactured and not based on actual talent in the kitchen.

Has he shaved his forearms?

I like... *chef's kiss

He's hot but he's got nothing on Andy Baraghani.

He seems so arrogant and is not that good looking, those deep set heroin junkie eyes are a horror.

Meh

He doesn’t wash his hands after pooping.

I'll shit in his wig.

[quote] those deep set heroin junkie eyes are a horror

I actually find the darkness around his eyes attractive.

Not sure why, but I just do.

He looks like he might be packing a nice polish sausage.

I find the dark circles around his eyes sexy.

Almost like eyeliner.

Are dark circles around the eyes related to some health condition?

Anemia, maybe?

He’s got a big kielbasa!

Darkness around the eyes is a Euro thing to me, Italian and Greek especially. I much prefer it to the US look of concealer under the eyes.

I like the darkness around his eyes, as well. r16, Porowski is Polish; I see a similarity with Serbian actor Milos Bikovic -- maybe it's an Eastern European feature?

Who was the top?

Antoni or Trace?

Antoni and Trace looked so good together.

It's sad that they broke up.

Trace has a nice cock.

And a nice ass...

I don't know why, but I find the pairing of an Italian first name with a Polish last name visually discombobulating.

Anyway, what do Polish men have in common with 80's comedies, tomatoes, and George W. Bush standing in front of a 'Mission Accomplished' banner?

None of them age well.

Why would Antoni give this up?

Who sucks his cock nowadays?

r22, "Antoni" is one of the top 10 most popular boy names in Poland.

According to DL consensus pitbull owners are mentally ill right?

What FreshHello is this?

My eyes are rolling back in my head like a slot machine. Good grief that was corny.

R3, that's like nearly everyone in show business.

You just had to, didn't you R26?

Antoni is now dead to me.

No wonder Trace dumped him.

With boyfriend Kev Harrington

^ link

Sporty couple

He lost me when he said "sweat the deets".

He's icky looking and a terrible cook. Highly fraudulent all around.

Are they the couple who died on the trail with their baby and dog? Sad.

Wow, the boyfriend at R31 is hot.

And they are both in fucking great shape at R33, considering they're both old as shit.

How rich is he and his bf ? They lead a very wealthy life, at least going by their social media

I can’t stand that video where his dirty poo hands touch the food.

[quote] I can’t stand that video where his dirty poo hands touch the food.

What in the hell are you talking about?

[quote] How rich is he and his bf ? They lead a very wealthy life, at least going by their social media

Translation = they're hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt resulting in a future murder suicide.

The boyfriend is kinda short when they’re standing.

r42 That's not his bf, dummy

He supposedly loves wearing Adidas Stan Smith shoes.

R31 I thought he was ~bi~. Where are his girlfriends?

Who was he before Queer Eye? The show didn’t just pluck a nobody out of nowhere. Was he famous for cooking before? A celebrity chef? Owned his own restaurant?

So what's with the poo hands?

“According to an interview with GrubStreet, he’s close friends with Ted Allen, the original food and wine connoisseur from the first Queer Eye. Not only that, but he was actually Allen’s personal chef for a bit too. They lived in the same neighborhood at the time, and Porowski, who already loved to cook, was encouraged by his friends to become more public with his cooking expertise.”

Hmmm

So Ted Allen pushes his kept boy fuck buddy to be his replacement?

Ted must have been satisfied with avocado toast, which is the most difficult thing Antoni "cooks."

So Antoni can't cook?

And he was also Ted Allen's boy toy?

Why is this the first I'm hearing about it??

How do you think he got on Queer Eye with no talent and no public history? Ted was like “My fuckboy can do it!”

I hate cooking, but I bet I am a better cook than Antoni. Hell, so is 90 percent of the population.