First, I tan my hide until it's the texture of rich Corinthian leather.
It takes a little bit of COSMETIC work TO BE JANICE FROM THE MUPPETS.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 30, 2021 8:04 PM |
Bangs, however inappropriate for septuagenarians, cover a multitude of sins.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 30, 2021 8:04 PM |
Oh, about a million bucks worth of work
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 30, 2021 8:06 PM |
As do turtlenecks, gloves, and chokers.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 30, 2021 8:06 PM |
Does her pussy stink?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 30, 2021 8:06 PM |
A quart of liquid foundation and a ratty Korean blond wig and—boom—I'm back to looking like I did in 1975!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 30, 2021 8:08 PM |
She looks like she's made of rubber, it's frightening. And she's been wearing that same cheap wig for 30 years now.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 30, 2021 8:26 PM |
She's scary enough WITH all the makeup and the wig, I can only image how she must look without any of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 30, 2021 8:28 PM |
Isn't she embarrassed? Some people just do not know how to age gracefully.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 30, 2021 8:33 PM |
She's had that bumpy look around her mouth and chin for years now. Is that botched work? I don't really recall seeing that on a naturally aged person. How does that happen?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 30, 2021 8:35 PM |
[quote]She looks like she's made of rubber, it's frightening. And she's been wearing that same cheap wig for 30 years now.
Cheap? That wig is from the Mary Travers Collection.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 30, 2021 8:35 PM |
A three-way poncho will work wonders!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 30, 2021 8:45 PM |
She injects herself with the blood of central asian virgins.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 30, 2021 8:57 PM |
It's amazing to me she still has a following, but she does.
It's very tiny, but there is still a cadre of frauen who follow her every word and look to her for guidance.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 30, 2021 8:58 PM |