I hate cake

Good for you, dear. Now go outside and play

You hate cake? Get out of here, you Communist

Stop talking about the CAKE!!!!

I know the dearest man who shares your aversion to cake, and you sir are not that dearest man!

[quote]Give me a slice of pie any old day!

How about a while one? Pow! Right in the kisser.

I hate yellow cake uranium.

You haven't had access the the finest cakes if you are declaring that you hate cake. There's a whole world beyond box cakes and Costco sheet cakes.

Lady spread is called pie. What is man spread called?

Is there a reason for this intemperate outburst, OP?

Have you tried the Red Dragon Cak?

Please refer to earlier thread:

Ha! That thread was 11 years old. Sorry!! (It seemed like it was posted just yesterday....)

That's it OP, Kwanzaa is canceled. I hope you're happy now.

[quote]I hate cake

How do you feel about cak?

I am a master baker (typed carefully) and I make awesome CAK!

I hate bigots.

You're really grasping for straws when trying to think of a thread topic, OP. Even I am not that shallow.

[quote]Lady spread is called pie. What is man spread called?

Beef jerky

Cockcicle.

How do you feel about bread pudding, OP?

I hate people who eat cake.

I like pie too.

For those who would like to relive the Claire/Bread Pudding/Loaded Baked Potato saga, click below and scroll down a bit. You're welcome.

I will NOT be ignored!

Even yummy yummy carrot cake?

Lud and Marie: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT CAKE!!

I had the richest chocolate cake last week in Sag Harbor (Long Island, NY). It must have had crack in it because I need to go back and get more

I like blue 💙

I like cake. And I like the finest wines available to humanity.

Let them eat cake! 🎂

OP = Sue Ann

You probably hate anal too.

I like to eat cak and I like to eat cakes...

Mmmm...cake!

Have you tried Betty Caker Cak Mix?

Life aint worth living if you can't have both!

I'll take yours, OP.

I agree. I'd take pie over came any day. I prefer creme style pies: Key Lime, pumpkin, lemon, custard, banana, etc.

Please stop talking about that caaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

My favorite four letter word.

OP- Don't worry. You can HAVE your cake and EAT it too.

Most cake comes up nicely. Except for Black Forest which tends to burn a little bit.

I love cake, even the Costco and Duncan Hines kinds. Love the frosting, even the Costco and Duncan Hines kinds.

You'd love Fanny's, OP...

I'm prepared for you whores to call me trash and basic, but there is nothing more delicious than a Duncan Hines box cake mix yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

That was always my favorite, r45.

Seems like it's Betty Crocker that has a corner on the canned frosting market. Duncan Hines has the best cake mix, though.

I’ve never understood people who prefer pie over cake. I’ve always felt this way, ever since I was a little kid. Pies always seemed to be preferred by old ladies.

I love pie. It's totally different from cake. I love cake as well.

Pie... cake...

... they're ALL delicious!!

R44- She comes across as a GENDER ILLUSIONIST

Yuummm! Pie!

R45 I was going to say the exact same thing.

Oh, how can you possibly say that, r51?

R54- LOL

Ooh, I have some lemon merengue pie in the refrigerator, thanks for reminding me! I like cake, too, though.

It's just that you haven't met the right one yet, OP. One day, your cake (or cak) will come.

Miss Cake

Cobbler makes me cum.

OP, I completely agree. On that note, I'm gonna eat some apple pie.

I’m a cookie man.

What a dump!

I like them both, just can’t have them.

I love great cake made with REAL ingredients such as organic eggs, king arthur flour, etc. Frosting can make or break a cake for me. I like a rich-creamy icing. Some of my fave cakes: Carrot, lemon, coconut, double chocolate and red velvet.

Have a muffin.

I was wondering when the real ingredients troll would show up.

[quote]Pies always seemed to be preferred by old ladies

true, OP is an old tart

The best cake!

OP loves creampies.

i love Cak

OP- You say you HATE cake, then you should try my Perfect Chocolate Cake- it's a recipe from one of my mother's old cook books ( though she never made this cake). It's a triple layer cake with chocolate buttercream frosting but instead of frosting between the layers it had whipped cream- so it was chocolate cake, whipped cream, chocolate cake, whipped cream, chocolate cake with chocolate butter cream frosting on the sides and top- a FABULOUS cake.

Cake isn't that crazy about you either

I agree with OP. Most cakes just seem incredibly bland to me. I don’t why.

I don't like overly gooey cakes...something simple, with a little icing or dusting of confectioner's sugar. I think I prefer pies, too. There's a place by me that make delicious pies. I just had one with blueberries and raspberries filling. It was good for breakfast. I try not to indulge too much..a treat once in a while or holidays.

Black forest cake....yummmmm

Let 'em eat cake....

The only cake I really like is ice cream cake, and only because of the ice cream. And even then, I get disappointed when the ice cream is all gone and all that’s left is the bland cake part.

Ice cream is the superior dessert.

The set of Fanny Cradock's cooking show (R44) is just sad.

German and Austrian cakes are great. Italian and French suck.

I like me a cuppa cuppa cuppa cake once and again.

It was no Royal Albert Hall, r78.

OP How about Piecaken?

That's like tofurkey^^

How very DARE you.

[quote]Give me a slice of pie any old day!

I bet cow pie is his favorite.💩

More like hair pie.

My mom didn't make pies, but would bake Mrs. Smith's pies. They tasted pretty darn good back then. Hot out of the oven, with vanilla ice cream or Cool Whip on top. Yeah...trashy, but good.

I'm pretty underwhelmed by current trends in cake, like naked cakes and those multilayer cakes that are basically stacks of pancakes with frosting in between.

Did anyone ever say "shut your cake hole?" We rest our case.

R77, I've never had an ice cream cake with actual cake in it. The only ice cream cakes I've ever had are all ice cream with some sort of icing/frosting.

You've never had a Newlywed Roll, r90?

R91, nope. I didn't even know those existed!

Carvel ice cream Cookie Puss cake....

PIE >>> cake.

The lady's cakes are special.

R95, those cakes are more like saggy flapjacks

OP suffers from soggy bottom.

Pie is so very common.

So very true, r98.

The simple, or common things in life are often the best.

How about a cake shake?

Can we talk about trifle? I like trifle. Does anyone else? But I don’t believe I’ve had it since the Bronze Age.

Good cake trumps good pie. Both can be horrid.

One thing I don’t miss about going to the office is the horrid supermarket birthday cakes every month. Easy for me to pass on that.

If I only knew!

Many cakes are far too dry, I hate dry cakes.

(gets on loudspeaker)

ATTENTION: NO CAKE FOR MISS OP!

For OP...

r102 Here's one from the BronzeAge(Gay) I like trifle, make it sometimes for a holiday dessert. You can use various cakes as a base, but I prefer to make an orange chiffon cake for it. Tear it into chunks, layer it with: custard, whipped cream, sliced almonds, raspberry preserves, fresh raspberries, usually I include a sweetish alcohol( sherry, fruit brandy, marsala, etc) Prepare several hours ahead of service so everything melds, use a tall, clear glass bowl to really show it off. It's always a spectacular presentation.

You can vary the cake, preserves, nuts, fruit, alcohol(if using) I was served a Chocolate Cherry trifle once and it was outstanding. I'll bet a Mango Trifle with macadamia nuts, mango curd and fruit, coconut and peach liqueur would be memorable.

Make one of your choice and call it by its Italian name: Zuppa Inglese(English Soup)

If you like banana bread and various kinds of muffins (blueberry), those are cakes.

Cake can be lovely, but I'm always a bit wary of don't know the baker.

Trifle is wonderful stuff, or can be. I had a friend and neighbor who made it for me often, and made it sound as if it were no more bother than thing a glass from a shelf. I can see it now in a tall, clear glass server (as R109 suggests), beautiful and bright and light and so refreshing.

No no no R89. It's pie hole and cake SLOT. For example:

DL Eldergay A: "Shut your pie hole!"

DL Eldergay B: "No, you shut your cake slot!"

OP do pancakes count as cake?

Do muffins count as cak?

are biscuits and gravy the same thing as cak and graxy??

I had cinnamon rolls this morning - are they cak?

R116- CAK is for the POORS

You can't have Debbie popping out of a pie, for goodness sake.

What's cake like? Is that a big place?

[quote]Lady spread is called pie. What is man spread called?

[quote]Beef jerky

I am a vagabond.

I am a vagabond.

My mommy says...

You are...

Kinky...

r118 Thank you for that pic. It allows me to quote one of my all-time favorite movie lines. Debbie has already had heated words with Gene about being a serious actress. When he sees her pop out of that big cake, he mocks her by saying: "Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore." That line always makes me chuckle.

I like a good brownie. It can't be dry, but almost like fudge.

I love cake, buttercream only. As a kid, all the adults would take a “sliver” & leave the frosting behind, & I would eat the leftover icing. My favorite bakery was Spivey’s, they were known for their frosting, but closed around 1990. I don’t get pie people at all, it’s usually just fruit with a soggy crust. I also don’t get whipped cream people either!

I accidentally ate my iPhone while perusing this thread.

Cake is good for you, OP

No one hates cake.

Classic pound cake with vanilla ice-cream

Chocolate ganache icing over chocolate mousse cake

Strawberry shortcake

Apple crumb bundt cake

I could weep . . .

No one hates cake, you drama queen, you just prefer pie.

I love cheap grocery store cak but thank God I’m too embarrassed to buy it

R71, do you eat that the same day? If not, doesn’t the whipping cream soak into the cake?

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would DIE without it. I have been know to but a gross, supermarket birthday cake when it was no one's birthday...that I knew of. But I just assumed out there somewhere it is someone's birthday, and they might be sad and alone, and not celebrating because they thought no one cared, but I CARED, so I sang happy birthday, blew out the lone candle, and ate it. Not all of it, but sufficient.

I had never heard of this before - water pie. One picture I saw had slabs of butter on top of it.

You know some times a lot of these weird recipes are basically sugar, flour and fat with some kind of flavoring like vanilla or lemon or orange zest or cocoa.

The only ones I don't want are pineapple upside down, and hummingbird... 'cause... pineapple bits.

A soup sandwich and a slice of water pie - it's what's for dinner!

I can handle the cake, but frosting.... not a fan.

I just adore Bumpy Cak!

OH MY GAWD R137. I must try that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you r109 I'm glad to hear trifle was invented in our bronze age!

Oh my, the water pie at R132 is just sad.

There should be a special DL thread just on depression era desserts. Soda cracker pie, green tomato pie, tomato soup cake, buttermilk pie, vinegar pie, cocoa cake, grape pie.

I don't know, R141. With so few ingredients and such humble ingredients, I don't understand how it can actually be good.

Well, I wouldn't discount these recipes on ingredients alone - after all, pound cake consists of flour, sugar, eggs, butter. Many of these desserts are tasty. I don't think the water pie sounds very good, but buttermilk pie is delicious and I've made green tomato pie myself - it tastes very much like apple pie.

R138 it is my favorite cak from childhood. I still love it! Order it online. They ship all over the USA. Try the hot fudge as well! It’s what they’re famous for.

I had a real sweet tooth when I was younger but as I've aged I've pretty much lost any cravings for all things sweet.

Do you hate pancakes too OP?

I ordered King Arthur cake mixes not long ago, and their chocolate and yellow cake mixes are great, far better than Duncan Hines (and I liked Duncan Hines). Dense but not dry, and the chocolate was very chocolatey.

Entenmenn's cakes are good, for store bought. I like Bisquick made shortcake, with strawberries or blueberries....with a little milk, or whipped cream, or vanilla ice cream.

Bisquick pancakes are good, too. I guess I like Bisquick.. :)

Emmy at YouTube did a whole series of making Depression-era recipes like water pie.

R137 is from Michigan. Metro Detroit? I lived there 38 years ago. Bumpy cake brings memories of my Gramps. He's visit up on Saturday afternoon and bring us jellied orange slices, and a bumpy cake from Sanders bakery. We ate Sanders Ice Cream, and our favorite treat was a cream puff hot fudge Sundae with Sander's hot fudge. Detroit had a lot of great local stuff, Sanders, Awrey's Bakery, Better Made Potato Chips, Vernor's Ginger Ale, Faygo, and my parents always talked about what a wealthy city it was back in the day when the auto barons like Henry Ford II walked the earth. World class symphony, and a world class at museum.

There's a local grocery that sells double slices of its own version of Sander's bumpy cake, which is a devil's food sheet cake topped with thick lines of cream and covered with chocolate glaze. If you eat the whole thing it's 700 calories. It's like a spa treatment for the senses.

R137 here. Yes R151 I’m from Detroit but I moved away over 20 years ago. I still have many fond memories. My mother was the one that got me addicted to Sander’s because she was addicted to it! I was craving Bumpy Cak so badly during Covid that I attempted to make one myself. It looked horrible but tasted delicious!

My grandparents would tell me many stories of how great the city used to be. It was pretty depressing growing up in a city that was majorly f’ed up & in decline.

Has anyone here head marionberry pie? I tried it for the first time last year. It was 👍🏻!