Erections in films.

Douglas Henshall's in ANGELS & INSECTS was the first one I think I ever saw in a non-porn film.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Mark Rylance in Intimacy. Getting a blowjob, too.

Believe me or don't believe me, r2--it's all the same to me.

Who cares? Who cares if you live or die?

OP, Hitler, blah, blah, blah...

r5, the Hitler meme only works if it's breaking news and it's during the same week.

If you're whining about people repeating about general topics being repeated over an entire two months, ythen ou're not doing anyone a service You're just being a control freak and a self-appointed hall monitor no one wants.

I'm sorry, R1--that was just an old and tired DL joke...and I was actually referring to OP's post about Daniel. Have a great night.

This would never happen nowadays in this political climate and it could be (mis)construed as photographic proof of rape- years or even decades later, producers now hire “intimacy counselors” to make sure comfortable during filming scenes. See what happened hen NY lifted the statute of limitations- everyone came out of the woodwork to sue when lawyers approached them.

Everything hard or semi hard from here on out is fake silicone.

Daniel Freire is yet another example of the typically beautifully hung Spanish male.

R9 - Watching the video it occurred to me that I have never seen an uncut become erect. I have had sex numerous times with uncut. In those cases by the time I saw the dick it was already erect. So in this case it looked foreign and alien, especially when I think that this what most of the world sees.

I think I should go out and investigate this a little further. I wonder if the 3 am rent boy is uncut and available. Or I could just head down to Home Depot and pick up a laborer or two.

Here's a selection of Asian erections in films.

R11 So cute!

He's gay. So if the cock shot is real, Alberto Vaquez is getting it.

I read in the trivia section of the movie that body doubles were used in the sex scenes, so that might not be Daniel's cock.

The guy in Jean-Luc Godard's "First Name: Carmen" had a raging boner in the shower scene.

That thing is a hydraulic replica or something--real and correctly proportioned to his mud-caked yet sexy body there, it ain't!

Hot.

Thank you R11 for posting that video. It makes me think, how idiotic that erections, ejaculations etc. have been kept hidden from audiences through the decades as if there was something horrible or inhuman about it, when they're such a natural part of being human.

They sorta blocked it out, but Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat, when he's chasing that guy around the hotel - oh i forget the details, but it's pretty clear what's going on despite the pixellation.

The movie Fat Girl has a scene with a big erection

There's a great big boner, definitely very real, in the new horror movie Violation on Shudder

That is beautiful, R21. I wish she'd have let him finish first. 😕

My GOD, R21!

R21 His penis is more exciting than his head.

Gerard Depardieu in The Last Woman (1976) directed by Marco Ferreri

[quote] It makes me think, how idiotic that erections, ejaculations etc. have been kept hidden from audiences through the decades as if there was something horrible or inhuman about it, when they're such a natural part of being human.

Actors are there to act. They may not even like one another. Few people want someone's boner, jizz or wet coochie pop juices on them when they're not in a relationship with the other person.

[quote]There's a great big boner, definitely very real, in the new horror movie Violation on Shudder

It was a very brutal movie and it made sense that they'd show the character's erection since that's what caused this in the first place. It was designed to sexualize him and then horrify you when you saw what she did to him after. I appreciated the fact that they took a risk and wanted it to be real.

Jesse Lavercombe has done full frontal on stage a few times and has even written bout it.

[quote] Lavercombe has done full frontal on stage …and has even written bout it

What did he say?

[quote] It makes me think, how idiotic that erections, ejaculations etc. have been kept hidden from audiences through the decades as if there was something horrible or inhuman about it, when they're such a natural part of being human.

MARY!

OH, the HUMANITY!

He said "Oh God....I'm gonna cum....."

It was brave of him to do that but it's probably gonna cost him a few roles since a lot of casting directors will think of it as porn.

There was a Julio Iglaseas music video where he was rolling around on the beach wtih a women and he has a huge obvious erection

How come they don’t show erections in movies? I’ve always found it weird for guys to show off softies in sex scenes and shit.

R31 Where? Do you have a link or a name?

R31 Which one? I want to see.

[quote] shit.

Do they show it. R32?

around the three minute mark you can see it on his legs and she smashed it into his body.

I see it, R36. It’s a few seconds past 3:00. Thank you for sharing.

[quote] How come they don’t show erections in movies? I’ve always found it weird for guys to show off softies in sex scenes and shit.

A stupid straight roommate of mine said it’s way more explicit for guys to show their genitals in movies because you’re seeing the actual genitalia. Whereas with women, you typically just see bush and not the actual vulva / clitoris / vagina (though what they do now in the age of Shaved Everything, I don’t know).

I guess I kind of see his point, but who the fuck cares — it’s all just the human body, it’s not like showing someone actually being murdered *for real* or something. Still puritanical as fuck.

If you can see a pair of adult female breasts, you should be able to see the vulva / penis / testicles / asshole / whatever without it being a big deal.

Fuck my stupid straight roommate, is what I really want to say.

Bea Arthur in "Mame"

.....

[quote] it’s all just the human body, it’s not like showing someone actually being murdered *for real* or something. Still puritanical as fuck.

Here's a thread from [bold]2021[/bold], making fun of Leonardo DiCaprio's penis, which was in a film, back in [bold]1995![/bold]

People are much harsher on men with, what they decide, are small penises. That wouldn't change if the person was erect.

There's also the internet. You show your dick once, it will be shared, seen, and discussed forever as seen up above. That's also why people are more likely to show that on stage, where recording isn't allowed and where you hope no one is trying to.

r42 now being nude on stage, the actor knows there's a guarantee video will be taken and posted online.

R42, I don't know about guaranteed.

It's more likely in a larger theater. Less likely in a small one or medium-sized one. With ushers watching, security cameras, seat neighbors watching, actors themselves noticing when these things happen, and Yondr pouches, they're keeping up. Comics have been using the latter for a while when working out new material.

I've seen plenty of plays where there is nudity from name actors and the photos/videos were never taken or if they were, never posted. They absolutely will not be messing around for a play like, "Take Me Out" with this particular cast. You'll find a lot of shows only having "audio" bootlegs over on Broadway/Theater Bootlegs Reddits.

Eric Balfour in Lie With Me. The sex act is rumored to be un-simulated.

One doesn’t hear much about Eric Balfour anymore.

R45 It appears he’s been working steadily, but nothing high-profile.

Kieran O'Brien in 9 Songs. He has real sex and ejaculates in it as well

Looks like Kieran O’Brien has a huge one. Goes up past his belly button.

[quote] It appears he’s been working steadily, but nothing high-profile.

The same could be said about Kieran O’Brien at R47.

Nudies! Nothing but Nudies!

It’s been awhile since I saw it, but I’m assuming Short Bus has some hard dicks in it and I never saw Brown Bunny, but it has that infamous scene.

[quote] Short Bus has some hard dicks

Just in the first 4 minutes. You then have to sit through another 136 minutes worth of tedious yakking by annoying humanoids.

It's the same in 'Head On'; a nice stiffy in the first 5 minutes and then another 139 minutes worth of amateur dramaturgy.

[quote]R41 There's also the internet. You show your dick once, it will be shared, seen, and discussed forever as seen up above.

Aw, boo hoo… that applies to topless actresses, too.

Short Bus also ruined the careers of every "actor" in the film.

Shortbus is UNBEARABLE. One of the least sexy movies ever made, full of irritating uggos.

Not to mention the gay guy who directed the movie talked about how the orgy scene was the first time he ate and fucked a pussy and how great it was.

The film Ken Park had lots of twink dick including DL fave James Ransone.

James Ransone was in the first Sinister movie playing a deputy, so not exactly a stellar career.

R47 I remember seeing an interview with Kieran O'Brien when that movie came out and he said that he didn't cum for at least two weeks before he filmed that scene.

My favorite erection in film is this one starring Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon.

I know, R48, I know...

Didn't Kieran O'Brian turn out to be a homophobe? The bitch he fucks in the movie came out in favor of fox hunting, so we know she's a bitch.

R62 Shocking!

He and his big penis must be cancelled!

It was probably already canceled when he showed it spurting on film.

I remember reading in an interview that O'Brien said he refused to do anything sexual with a man in the film - something the director originally intended to include in the movie.

R65 A straight man doesn't want to do anything sexual with another man...gee, what a homophobe. As gay men, I'm sure we'd have zero issue if we were in a movie and the director wanted us to eat pussy.

^ Tastes like chicken.

R66 - "Gee" I never said he was a homophobe. I was just contributing to the discussion.

[R67] No, it tastes like fish. Spoiled fish

He's a sexy guy, R66. He's may not be a homophobe, but it still stings.

[quote]Didn't Kieran O'Brian turn out to be a homophobe? The bitch he fucks in the movie came out in favor of fox hunting, so we know she's a bitch.

He did. And even used words like "disgusting" and "off-putting" to describe gay men and the idea of gay sex. But this is DL so some queen will probably find him even hotter. I had a DVD of Nine Songs but chucked it in the trash after those comments.

^ You have stated your boundaries.

[quote]Didn't Kieran O'Brian turn out to be a homophobe?

[quote]He did. And even used words like "disgusting" and "off-putting" to describe gay men and the idea of gay sex.

Link, R71?

Getting back to erections . . .

There's Keller Wortham, who's worked primarily in telenovelas and in small roles in American TV (as well as also being a doctor)

and Wortham did appear with another erect actor, although only for a few seconds

R9- That wasn't hot. He was all covered in mud.

Marton CSokas in "twilight of the gods"

Wortham was another apparently unhappy with the gay stuff in his brief film career.

[quote]Aw, boo hoo… that applies to topless actresses, too.

Zzzz R52, Dick size isn't treated the same way as breast size.

A small dick and a small pair of tits aren't thought about favorably but people are much harsher when a man has a small penis.

[quote]Wortham was another apparently unhappy with the gay stuff in his brief film career.

Are you kidding me? If he had a problem with gay content he would've never went as far as he did in R75's pic.

[quote]R78 A small dick and a small pair of tits aren't thought about favorably but people are much harsher when a man has a small penis.

Oh yes. Once again, men - who dominate every field except for modeling - are the victims. Their lives are so very, very hard!

R36 - a more obvious example with a performer was this one with John Legend where (about halfway in) he's clearly happy to be dancing with a member of the audience

John Legend doesn't have an erection on stage. He's famously well endowed and his limp dick is tangled in his underwear, but he clearly NOT hard.

R83 Shut up hoe yes he is

Clearly, r84, is a virgin and never seen a hard dick.

[quote]Oh yes. Once again, men - who dominate every field except for modeling - are the victims. Their lives are so very, very hard!

R81 is sitting in a thread about "erections in films" reading comments from people talking about ... men's dicks.

Yeah that doesn’t look like much of an erection in the John Legend video. Also the video is distorted so it’s difficult to tell what exactly is going on.

THIS is an erection.

R80 He said in an interview that the director sprang it on him at the last minute.

[quote]If he had a problem with gay content he would've never went as far as he did

Oh, dear.

Keller Wortham is a gay man who lives in LA and is a licensed Medical Doctor. I doubt he had issues with touching another man's cock.

j^^ Oops.

I give you Dr. Wortham

Well, he sure seemed to enjoy fucking pussy for a gay guy.

He was discussed here at length many (10?) years ago, and there were people on here who knew him and his partner. (Which is where I learned he was an actual doctor.) I was familiar with the film and the graphic sex scenes, so I thought it was an odd decision on a his part, as a medical professional, to do a film like that.

[quote] Wortham was another apparently unhappy with the gay stuff in his brief film career.

So I guess it wasn’t really “the gay stuff” he was unhappy about… if he himself is actually gay with a male partner. Yes?

It was the "porniness" of the indie film that bothered him. He has carved out a decent acting career over the past 10 years, but i think that film is an albatross for him-- He'll never be a household name so it doesn't matter. That shitty film probably helped his career, because most male casting directors are gay.

r92 This is his verified Twitter account.

He still acts after doing what was essentially porn?

I've held off adding to the discussion while I looked for a picture or screen capture (no luck), but in "Queen Margot" Vincent Perez jumps out of bed and has a) at least a semi; and b) a very, very nice dick.

That is a very nice dick but I don’t think it’s a semi. He’s just naturally long even when flaccid.

Thanks for pointing out my laziness and lack of research skills R100! :)

[quote]R80 He said in an interview that the director sprang it on him at the last minute.

Given that the movie consists of nothing but one sex scene after another, I wonder what what kind of film he expected he was making.

R89 - here's another example

^^ Gross!

Keller Wortham's not a good actor, but he has a beautiful, suckable cock. I'd go for it.

He should have just stuck to porn.

[quote]Didn't Kieran O'Brian turn out to be a homophobe? The bitch he fucks in the movie came out in favor of fox hunting, so we know she's a bitch.

Wasn't his female co-star involved in some Madonna directed film. That's another kiss off death for a non-porn performers career.

Maybe, he's NOT gay. His dick is hard in the scene with the woman! I mean, just sayin'.

R108, are you talking about Wortham? Haven’t we already established he’s an out homosexual and has a male partner?

The erection is throwing me off. Could be one those bothersome Bisexuals that I keep hearing about. They're insidious creatures!

Christopher Atkins in A Night In Heaven.

[quote]Keller Wortham's not a good actor, but he has a beautiful, suckable cock. I'd go for it

I didn't pay attention to his acting. Agree about the cock.

There was some Israeli film where one of the actors got out of bed with a very erect penis.

Nick Nolte in TPOT, though it didn't appear onscreen.

Freire

R113, you may be thinking of Late Marriage with the then-yummy Lior Ashkenazi.

As a young teen I remember staying up late to sneak watch A Little Sex with Tim Matheson and Kate Capshaw on HBO. There’s a scene where Matheson is silhouetted behind a screen while with a woman and I swear I remember seeing the silhouette of his erection. I haven’t seen the movie since then so I have no idea if my memory is accurate or I was just so desperate to see any kind of male sexuality I imagined it. Anyone remember that movie?

Anybody care to search for it?

Thanks, r118. Looks like the scene is around 48:40. You can see a silhouette bulge (*maybe* penis) but no erection. Must have been my 13-year old hormones working overtime

Definite bulge. Tim Matheson was SO hot.

Agreed, r120. His bare butt in Animal House was one of my earliest “I’m probably not into girls” moments

Tim Matheson has those droopy, slopey eyes that so many gorgeous men have. He was dreamy in Sometimes They Come Back.

[italic]Big Brother[/italic] Netherlands housemate walks around with a boner in the middle of the night

Freire is not Spanish. Argentina is not Spain.

[quote] I’ve always found it weird for guys to show off softies in sex scenes and shit.

That last word is a verb?

Freire's doesn't look real to me. Too coincidentally big. And the mud was a way to disguise how the prosthetic doesn't really attach to his body.

This thread has... affected my concentration on anything except one thing. I thank you.

How can that guy be gay? That's a straight man's erection with that chick, isn't it?

R128 Who are you talking about?

You don't have to be straight to get hard with a woman. Some guys can just will an erection with a refrigerator if they want.

Small dick thumb.

Wrong thread

The Terminator

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

^Sorry wrong thread^

R11 No thank you. No Vienna Sausage for me.

R56 what are you talking about, James Cameron Mitchell? The very talented actor and director? He wasn’t in the movie was he?

R58 He was in It Part 2

If have read on this site that james franco made a gay movie and there is a scene with cocks and one of those is allegedly his

He sucks Michael Shannon's dick in it but it's not his real dick, or so they said.

The movie is total gay-baiting R138, there's real sex, but it's bareback between two poz guys, and Franco and his buddy pretty much point and laugh while they watch.

Agreed, it's an inept movie that purported to re-enact the censored hardcore scene from Cruising.

R139 - it's obviously not a real dick

It looks real to me

Even if not real, Franco practiced many times on real ones.