Lady Louise.

The Windsor genes will out.

Nice deep voice. Always a pleasure to hear in this ages of high-pitched nasal uptalkers.

Oh dear. How are they going to find someone to marry her.

Does she still have a wonky eye?

Is she being home schooled?

[quote]a new DL fave for the DL Royal Watchers?

I don't think so. Not by a long way.

My god they're all such repellent weirdos. Carriage riding? That's the fucking best they could come up with?

Jesus.

This one is borderline special needs and her brother is on the spectrum. I doubt Charlotte has anything to worry about.

Is she blind?

We have decided that your daughter - Louise, is it? - will have to look to the Norwegian Court for a spouse. Important to maintain mackerel fishing with the EU. They found a third son of a Baron Løvenskiold-Fiskevann-Sild. She'll live there, up north somewhere. Polar something. He has crossed-eyes, too, so we're having her sterilized before the wedding. That's all.

Oh, we're keeping Edinburgh, of course. Should have stayed in the Marines, you know, you pussy.

Now kiss our ring and go.

In the old days, this one would have been packed up and sent to the convent.

Louise is apparently a bit of a favourite of William and Kate, as she is very kind to their children, and spends time playing with them at Balmoral and Sandringham.

She’s not stunning, but She has grown into her looks a little in the past few years, and suspect Sophie will see that she develops an eye for fashion.

The Wessexes really have managed to play a poor hand very well. After a dodgy start, they are well-established as first-rank royals, and Louise seems to benefit from their position too: nice girl, good parents, never causing The Queen, Charles or William a bit of trouble. There will be a nice trust fund in her future, a grace-and-favour-home or two and possibly a decade or two at the forefront of royal life, as her parents’ generation of Royals ages and William and Kate find themselves spread rather thinly. Someone will have to fill the role now left vacant by the Duke and Duchess of Montecito. I doubt it will be the Yorks.

R12 Beg pardon, you do sound so high and mighty, but to think that this one's brother (clearly a half wit) and she herself - looking as if in need of a good geneticist - will be bringing up the rear of the BRF, so to speak...quite strange.

I've always admired her for being a seemingly normal girl, unlike those ghastly York creatures.

OP, don't be droll!

R13, what a weird response! I only wrote what I thought, and what I had seen elsewhere. I’m not sure what’s so “high and mighty” about that.

Oh, and there’s no need to beg my pardon. I don’t value your opinion enough to be offended. However, you are very much like a fart at a funeral: your stink is unwelcome, so I will just block you.

I think R16 is that fancy fellow who makes those videos about how to serve tea.

And he has flounced off!

Razzle dazzle!!

[quote] She’s not stunning, but She has grown into her looks a little in the past few years

[quote] Louise is apparently a bit of a favourite of William and Kate,

In every thread about a plain-looking royal, there is always one poster who throws in these two lines.

The Daily Mirror strongly implied the second point.

If William had mated with SJP...

Girl needs a diamond studded bridle, not a tiara.