Lisa Hartman

It was Lisa's disco-country-rockin' single from 1979...

Lisa got paid to have Alec Baldwin get naked, wrap his arms around her and jam his crotch into hers

"I feel it....it's coming"

Washing up dead on the beach

I have no Lisa Hartman memories.

My only memories from 1987 are related to this masterpiece.

R6 - When are they going to get this treasure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? And who thinks that's really Brigitte singing on the record?

(Sorry for derailing your post, OP.)

80s babes

R8 - Timeless!

Years before J-Lo and the Kardashian skanks, Lisa was rocking it

"You couldn't ignore me if you tried"

R4, that was the one for me too.

My favorite Ciji moment was when Val walked into the police department and told Det. Janet Baines (Joanna Pettet sp?) "ah, killed Ciji."

She wanted to clear Gary; she said pushed Ciji who hit her head.

"And then what happened, Mrs. Ewing?"

"She got up and yelled at me to get out and so I left."

"And you think you killed her?"

Val was convinced that Ciji died later of some kind of blood clot caused by the blow she took to the head. The look on Val's face when the cops said Ciji had been strangled to death was priceless. This whole scenario that Val had cooked up in her head was proven scientifically to be false.

What booze was to Gary, Gary was to Val.

My only memory of her is at the Don Henley wedding. Lisa was lovely and funny as was Clint.

[quote]What is your favorite Lisa Hartman memory?

When she played Neely O'Hara in the CBS miniseries "Jacqueline Susann's Valley of the Dolls" (1981).

Dies as Ciji. Comes back as Cathy. The fans loved her.

[quote] the CBS miniseries "Jacqueline Susann's Valley of the Dolls" (1981)

We shall never speak of this again.

[quote] Dies as Ciji. Comes back as Cathy. The fans loved her.

Some of the fans. Never cared much for her on the show, although I did enjoy Ciji more than Cathy FWIW.

Considering I’m almost 35 and never heard of this…

Loved Ciji, the Lounge singer.

Lisa's return as Cathy Geary to "Knots Landing" received major publicity. She was on the cover of every weekly TV guide and Sunday entertainment sections in newspapers when most people read them.

She was a poor man’s Morgan Fairchild, who was a very poor man’s Heather Locklear………of course all of them were never in my league.

Lisa Hartman was the rich man's Mary Hartman.

When the writers obviously flirted with the idea of Ciji getting it on with DL fave Constance McCashin.

VotD

I always thought of Lisa Hartmen as Melissa Sue Anderson's butch twin sister who was raised in a different 'socio-economic' bracket than Missy.

She nabbed the coveted lead role in "Bewitched" spinoff, "Tabitha"

2000 Malibu Road!!

Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Beals just wish they had the nighttime soap acting chops and silky lingerie Kisa Hartman Blavk possessed in this criminally underrated piece of trash.

She headlines as exclusive ca girl Jade O’Keefe

I've always appreciated that Lisa Hartman jumped into the fashion and hair fads of the eighties with both feet. No hesitation with that gal, she committed!

R29 - And still does to this day.

How has there not been a Tabitha reboot?

R27 With her original nose, even!

[quote] How has there not been a Tabitha reboot?

Go ask Netflix and Kiernan Shipka

I thought she was cute on Tabitha, with her original nose.

She was quite the staple of the scandal sheets in the 80s. Always on the red carpet with her spiky hairdo, deep décolletage, and - was she the one with wacky shoes? I know Cybill Shepherd was into sneakers with gowns and whatnot.

Cybill Shepherd is just plain country trash. She can't even spell her own name, for God's sake.

Lisa looks great with her new short hair.

R37 - It's hard to tell which one, Clint or Lisa, has had more work done.

Didn't she know where the boys were?

I had this poster when I was a teenager

I'll always remember her as the gender confused daughter of Lois Nettleton in Deadly Blessing, an early Wes Craven horror film that also has Sharon Stone and Ernest Borgnine.

When you found out that she was a he in that awful Sharon Stone horror movie where she eats a spider.

Singing Journey’s Open Arms to Gary Ewing.

"I'm sorry...Did someone say singing Journey's "Open Arms" to Gary Ewing?

We Belong

Oh, my sides!

Her version of we belong is just a step above bad karaoke, you know when they're really drunk and everybody just eggs the singer on just to be nice.

After hearing her sing "Open Arms" she could have sung the closing song to "Mystic Pizza." Her vocals sound very similar.

R5 you need to work on that

She realized the Cher campiness of the eighties as they were happening

Working out with her friends...

She was on Inside Sports' cover when they jumped into the swimsuit issue competition with Sports Illustrated

R51 - Why does she have her "Grumpy Cat" face on?

Valley of the Dolls "1981" - CBS Mini-Series / full length w/ commercials from '81!

R53 - My eyes! MY EYES!!

I liked Lisa's performance on the Love Boat where she is a degenerate gambler and Larry from Three's Company is the enforcer, sent there to break "Tony's" legs and collect the debt. Except "Tony" is short for Antoinette (played by Lisa). And of course they fall in love and hilarity ensues!

My least favorite memory of her is when she married Clint just when I was beginning to think he might be gay.

I remember Cathy and Joshua.

[quote] My least favorite memory of her is when she married Clint just when I was beginning to think he might be gay.

Oh honey, no. That didn't prove a thing.

Anyone remember 2000 Malibu road? Where Drew Barrymore plays in aspiring actress.

I imagined I was in first class on that flight where Alec would NOT put his phone away.

I would have stood up and called him a MONSTAH and told him that I didn't care that his father beat him and that he was CRUEL!

We could have been dragged off the plane together.

Opened the door and all three were sucked out before flight attendants restored the seal.

I've never felt more in sync with a casting director than the one who cast Lisa, Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Beals

R50 - Thanks for posting that. I love the part where Barry does the splits and lands on his giant dick.

I like her version of "Slow Dancing." She sang better than Cheryl Ladd.

I liked her old nose.

So, just to indulge in some good old-fashioned DL posting, I've always thought that Lisa and Clint's marriage was of the "lavender" kind.

He's gay, she's cool with it (I question if she's a lesbian). If he's not gay, she has been getting some serious dick for decades another rumor is that Clint is h-u-n-g.

He was really good looking when young, is definitely aging.

She didn't look a million miles away from Tina Yothers.

Lucky bitch got to get up close & personal with Joe Penny's lips and gorgeous hairy body in a couple of trashy TV movies. Cunt!

(Yes, I know that's not her in the picture)

[quote]OP: What is your favorite Lisa Hartman memory?

The vision of Clint Black's ample, muscled ass at his peak of appeal as he fucked her.

She was bland then and now

God Joe Penny was sex on a stick, wasn't he? But he never embraced being bald... sex with him would be limiting since you could never just grab his head, run your fingers through his hair...

R64 this is my new reflective nostalgically looking out the window song

R37 I see that Clint got the same "Asian Female" facelift that Kenny Rogers had. Lisa's work is much better.

I wish she had sang a rendition of Fancy, of course, Reba OWNS this song, but LHB seems like she could put her own take on it.

When she retired from acting.

A version of Fancy was done by someone called Bobbie Gentry. Get into it.

Her best albums (out of her 4) were "Hold On" and "Letterock" I guess as in Let her rock. Great songs from both albums, but her singing career went nowhere.

Yet, someone like Britney Spears, who has minimal vocal talent, made it big.

Britney had hit material. Did Lisa?

Why didn’t she have success with her music career? She’s a decent enough singer. Was it her material? Did she sleep with the wrong people?

Well, she worked with people like Jeff Barry when they had mostly gone off the boil.