Let’s be Millennials

I'm their bank accounts Mommy and Danny fund monthly.

I’m the 30 year-old emo who used to hide my face with my bangs and now I hide my face with my beard.

I'm the mental breakdown because of food delivery woes - OY WEH! will it ever STOP!!!

OP is approximately 10,000 years old.

I'm r4 aka micro meat.

I’m doing nothing and then blaming my parents for that

I don't know anything that happened before 9/11. Who's Madonna? What are CDs?

I am the foster dog who was adopted during quarantine. My owner, a single woman of 35 in the influencer PR industry, adopted me because she was lonely, needed a companion, and would NEVER, EVER adopt a pure breed dog. In fact, she shames every single friend who even considers going to a breeder because they want to have a history of the dog so they aren't in the hole thousands of dollars due to unknown everything. She is a true friend of the strays and unloved, at least on her insta. Anyhow, I am back at the no kill shelter. She loved me and it absolutely "broke her heart to give me back", but my late night need for cuddles was interrupting her beauty sleep - she absolutely can't function without 8 hours of sleep and her self care must always come first. I understand (cunt). Hopefully someone will adopt me soon!

Why are you so obsessed with Millennials? Can you even retire? Do you have a pension, 401(k), or social security benefits?

I have lots of Qwear friends (but no 'gay' ones).

R7! Millennials aren’t that young! I was in high school during 9/11 and had to listen to the radio to tape record all my favorite songs lol.

OP you are tired and late.

Everyone has moved onto criticizing Gen Z. Why don't you have a cup of tea and take your afternoon nap, grandma?

Most millennials aren’t even young anymore. We had one run for President! This should be directed towards young millennials and Gen Z.

I blame "the boomers" for everything wrong in the world.

OP is a BITTER Jealous ELDERGAY!!! Go take your meds. Ageism and division does NOT WORK on this board!!!

I'm a boomer incel so endlessly obsessing about millennials.

Go take some Molly, state your pronoun requirements and clack your circuit fan, R15

I’m the artisan sanitary napkin entrepreneur. I own a Prius and live with my parents.

Let's not be millennials.

I can only read short news bytes. I don't have the patience to read a long article. My Ativan prescription needs to be refilled.

I hate adulting.

I'm the checks I seldom write. Mom has to help me with them when I do.

What's wrong with putting my signature on the memo line?

I'm body odor and freely untrimmed body hair everywhere, including on the males as well.

R22 but seriously who does write checks anymore - of any age?

I'm the helicopter my parents flew in on, demanding a better grade, a better everything! They also do my homework. Well, they assign it out to someone who assures them it can be written as a tax write-off.

I only text. I can't have a real time conversation. If that happens I might be required to make a decision. When someone texts something remotely unpleasant I just leave the exchange without letting the other person know, often leaving them confused as to what happened. I'm an expert at causing people to wonder what they did to offend me after I just cut them off. It feels good because it means people pay attention to me and want to talk to me. Although it's only text. That's the depth of my ability to interact. Everybody's like that, so why change?

I only sleep with dudes but I don’t call myself gay because I don’t like labels. Yet I tend to pigeonhole & categorize anybody else who is not me.

R26 this is so very true of my generation and I can't figure out at what point people got phobic to make a simple phone call..

My cell phone is never more than a foot from my right hand.

I'm the craft beer so intricately posed in Instagram photos!

Let's be DataLounge threads that would have been more on point and hilarious in about 2013.

We're the generation who never grew up. Bicycles, cartoons, obsessing about Britney, games and living off relatives.

I refuse to get a job because I resent the Baby Boomers so much for ruining everything

I'm the restauranteur who can't understand why his cereal eatery tanked.

Have you seen my gaming room?

I just ordered this to hang above my sofa.

R35 Damn, that looks so awesome.

I’m the oat milk in the fridge.

@ R35, oooh Final Fantasy VII Remake fanart :)

I'm a Millennial and the only ones that apply to me are R2, R20, R23, and R29. And few of these apply to my friends in the same generation.

I feel like most of these apply to Gen Z. Our generation knows what CDs are and how to write checks (even if we rarely do it).

Miss R9 is PRESSED

[quote] I'm their bank accounts Mommy and Danny fund monthly.

Danny DeVito? Danny Trejo? Danny Masterson?