I have a houseguest coming in a few weeks. My hole is pretty nasty. What should I use to get it spotless?
My hole needs a good scrub
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 12, 2021 1:10 AM |
Oh come on, hon. That toilet brush is next to your toilet for a reason.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 11, 2021 10:26 AM |
Gotta turn that shit out and get the insides scrubbed too.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 11, 2021 10:26 AM |
Are you serious? I feel like that would be toxic on delicate skin.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 11, 2021 10:30 AM |
Your hole is a lost cause.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 11, 2021 10:32 AM |
You need a large bucket, Brillo pads and a second person to help spread your cheeks.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 11, 2021 10:50 AM |
Fill it in with industrial concrete, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 11, 2021 11:08 AM |
Gotta use the Lysol enemas.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 11, 2021 11:12 AM |
Soak your shithole in a bucket of betadine for 2 hours every day!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 11, 2021 11:22 AM |
product called SALUX.........kind of like a loofa sponge, but in a washcloth format...........I love them...........
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 11, 2021 11:53 AM |
Set fire to it. It's too far gone for chemicals now.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 11, 2021 11:56 AM |
Your hole is NOT READY to entertain. Find other ways to amuse your guest.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 11, 2021 12:24 PM |
Just go for straight lye. This guy does some freaky shit! Very dirty.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 11, 2021 3:44 PM |
Have you tried hungry gerbil treatment?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 11, 2021 4:07 PM |
Oh, OP I can definitely help with that.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 11, 2021 4:12 PM |
Luffa:
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 11, 2021 4:23 PM |
I didn’t realize the Cock Gobbler was concerned about a dirty hole.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 11, 2021 4:25 PM |
[quote] Scrub Daddy sponge, of course.
OMG, I actually knew of a guy who kept a Scrub Daddy in the shower to use on his hole before sex.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 11, 2021 9:25 PM |
I wonder if a toothbrush would give you a healthy hole, just like it helps keep your gums healthy. I would use a different one, though!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 12, 2021 1:04 AM |
Helga....when you polish the hole, you have to MOVE the TREE!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 12, 2021 1:10 AM |