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My hole needs a good scrub

I have a houseguest coming in a few weeks. My hole is pretty nasty. What should I use to get it spotless?

by Anonymousreply 24September 12, 2021 1:10 AM

Oh come on, hon. That toilet brush is next to your toilet for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2021 10:26 AM

Gotta turn that shit out and get the insides scrubbed too.

by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2021 10:26 AM

Bon-Ami. Hasn't scratched yet!

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by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2021 10:27 AM

Are you serious? I feel like that would be toxic on delicate skin.

by Anonymousreply 4September 11, 2021 10:30 AM

R3 Is it like Barkeeper’s Friend?

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by Anonymousreply 5September 11, 2021 10:30 AM

Your hole is a lost cause.

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2021 10:32 AM

You need a large bucket, Brillo pads and a second person to help spread your cheeks.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2021 10:50 AM

Fill it in with industrial concrete, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2021 11:08 AM

Gotta use the Lysol enemas.

by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2021 11:12 AM

Soak your shithole in a bucket of betadine for 2 hours every day!

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2021 11:22 AM

product called SALUX.........kind of like a loofa sponge, but in a washcloth format...........I love them...........

by Anonymousreply 11September 11, 2021 11:53 AM

Set fire to it. It's too far gone for chemicals now.

by Anonymousreply 12September 11, 2021 11:56 AM

Here's an instructional vid

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by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2021 12:07 PM

Your hole is NOT READY to entertain. Find other ways to amuse your guest.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 11, 2021 12:24 PM

Just go for straight lye. This guy does some freaky shit! Very dirty.

by Anonymousreply 15September 11, 2021 3:44 PM

Have you tried hungry gerbil treatment?

by Anonymousreply 16September 11, 2021 4:07 PM

Oh, OP I can definitely help with that.

by Anonymousreply 17September 11, 2021 4:12 PM

Luffa:

by Anonymousreply 18September 11, 2021 4:23 PM

I didn’t realize the Cock Gobbler was concerned about a dirty hole.

by Anonymousreply 19September 11, 2021 4:25 PM

Scrub Daddy sponge, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 20September 11, 2021 4:30 PM

Scrubbing bubbles, dear.

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by Anonymousreply 21September 11, 2021 4:31 PM

[quote] Scrub Daddy sponge, of course.

OMG, I actually knew of a guy who kept a Scrub Daddy in the shower to use on his hole before sex.

by Anonymousreply 22September 11, 2021 9:25 PM

I wonder if a toothbrush would give you a healthy hole, just like it helps keep your gums healthy. I would use a different one, though!

by Anonymousreply 23September 12, 2021 1:04 AM

Helga....when you polish the hole, you have to MOVE the TREE!

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by Anonymousreply 24September 12, 2021 1:10 AM
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