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Kim Jong-Un Has a Hot Ass

Maybe he'll live forever

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by Anonymousreply 18September 10, 2021 5:47 PM

He's still a fat.

by Anonymousreply 1September 10, 2021 2:49 PM

lapband surgery. And he'll be back up to his old weight in 2-3 years.

by Anonymousreply 2September 10, 2021 2:51 PM

HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 3September 10, 2021 3:13 PM

Did he have the covid?

by Anonymousreply 4September 10, 2021 3:18 PM

'Steals the spotlight' is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 5September 10, 2021 3:21 PM

Probably R4 and he's leaning on those kids like crutches. He's also wearing makeup

by Anonymousreply 6September 10, 2021 3:24 PM

Wasn't there a rumor that he was sick with something serious besides COVID? He went missing for a while, but I guess that's not unusual for him.

by Anonymousreply 7September 10, 2021 4:03 PM

Who would he have stolen the spotlight from, CBS? What a shit headline.

by Anonymousreply 8September 10, 2021 4:07 PM

I smell a body double. Something is off

by Anonymousreply 9September 10, 2021 4:09 PM

R9 - interesting - it doesn't really look like him, does it?

by Anonymousreply 10September 10, 2021 4:19 PM

I am sure it's him: The ears give him away.

That said: Weight loss, a normal suit, a new haircut and a bit of tan can make a huge difference. The suit is a bit too big and baggy for him.

by Anonymousreply 11September 10, 2021 4:26 PM

Thin Jong-Un has the same janky front tooth that the original did, so either they've started paying more attention to detail, or he's the real deal.

by Anonymousreply 12September 10, 2021 4:29 PM

Seems like a replacement. How would anyone know whether it was a different person?

by Anonymousreply 13September 10, 2021 4:34 PM

The pap-walk kids would fall over if they weren't holding on to Kim. When did they last eat?

by Anonymousreply 14September 10, 2021 5:00 PM

The relatively normal haircut, and the suit, make him look more like a westerner. But I bet North Koreans are a little freaked out.

by Anonymousreply 15September 10, 2021 5:06 PM

You know The Santa Clause 2, where Tim Allen gets replaced with a plastic imitation of himself?

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by Anonymousreply 16September 10, 2021 5:12 PM

The kids hanging off his arms and the girl looking up at him are really creepy. Some of the people are indoctrinated to think he's a real God. We laugh, but it's spooky, really spooky, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 17September 10, 2021 5:22 PM

It's classic "Dear Leader is friend to all children" propaganda, r17. It is creepy to see it in action.

by Anonymousreply 18September 10, 2021 5:47 PM
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