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Garrett Clayton and Luckiest Man Alive are MARRIED!

Seriously, how have none of you bitches hacked Blake's phone?

Teen Beach Movie star Garrett Clayton married screenwriter Blake Knight in a garden party-themed affair on Saturday.

"We've been trying to get married for a long time," Clayton, 30, tells PEOPLE. "So we're just excited."

The newlyweds — who got engaged in Iceland in January 2018 after dating since 2011 — moved their wedding twice because of the COVID-19 pandemic before finally getting to tie the knot at a private residence in Los Angeles over Labor Day weekend. The property is part of the Walt Disney estate and features a working replica of the wishing well from Snow White, which Clayton and Knight dressed up with flowers from Commerce Flowers for a special photo opportunity.

"We're big Disney nerds!" Knight, 30, says.

The couple said "I do" in bespoke Zegna suits during an outdoor ceremony attended by 160 friends and family members. Clayton and Knight opted not to have a wedding party because "we just wanted to make it as simple as possible," Knight explains. But they did have their moms walk them in from opposite sides of the archway where the grooms met to exchange vows they'd each written. Actress Alicia Silverstone officiated the ceremony ("She took it seriously," Knight says of the gig) and a string quartet provided the music.

After the ceremony, the celebration continued on an expansive lawn, where guests played games like bocce ball, croquet, oversized Connect 4, and giant Jenga. Attendees sipped on three signature cocktails: a mint julep, an Aperol spritz (Knight's favorite) and an Aviation (Clayton's pick). The cocktails provided color inspiration for the garden party planned by Jason Mitchell Kahn.

Knight says they aimed to make everything at the wedding "really bright and colorful and cheery."

Clayton and Knight postponed the wedding after-party that they planned to have at Tramp Stamp Granny's in Hollywood and will wait six months before heading out on a honeymoon to The Maldives and Japan. But they can't wait to enjoy married life after more than a decade together, especially since Clayton received advice early in his career not to come out as gay and make his relationship with Knight public.

"When we first made our relationship official, I was told to be in the closet professionally and no one even knew we were together yet," Clayton reveals. "I was told enough times, 'If you come out, you won't be able to audition for 80 percent of roles that you'd be seen for if you just stay in the closet.' It's definitely been a journey."

A journey that they finally got to celebrate with loved ones on what Clayton calls a "fairytale" day. "We're lucky that we're in a place now that we can actually share our lives together," Knight adds, "both privately and publicly."

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by Anonymousreply 83September 19, 2021 7:42 AM

That picture looks like a bad ventriloquist act.

by Anonymousreply 1September 5, 2021 5:03 PM

The wedding itself sounds delightful, but Disney-loving gays are a no from me.

And the smaller of those two dudes looks as if one day the Blue Fairy will make him a Real Boy.

by Anonymousreply 2September 5, 2021 5:08 PM

Hopefully transgenderism eliminates this “gay marriage” nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 3September 5, 2021 5:09 PM

They look nice.

by Anonymousreply 4September 5, 2021 5:10 PM

About time Blake put a ring on that phat ass. Garrett will be a great male wife!

by Anonymousreply 5September 5, 2021 5:10 PM

Garrett looks like Zac Efron's FTM sister. I-I mean brother.

by Anonymousreply 6September 5, 2021 5:10 PM

Why didn’t they marry at PrideHouseLAif they have real pride in it?

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by Anonymousreply 7September 5, 2021 5:12 PM

Jonathan Bennet and his fiancé Jaymes Vaughan were among the guests

by Anonymousreply 8September 5, 2021 5:36 PM

that's a lot of fug

by Anonymousreply 9September 5, 2021 5:51 PM

r1's comment is why I come to Datalounge.

Thank you, r1.

by Anonymousreply 10September 5, 2021 5:57 PM

Those are the ugliest tuxedos I've seen in years.

by Anonymousreply 11September 5, 2021 5:57 PM

There's a real height differential in this couple.

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by Anonymousreply 12September 5, 2021 6:00 PM

Who is the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 13September 5, 2021 6:04 PM

I don’t know Garrett’s career very well, but I’m not generally a fan of this over-the-top kind of stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 5, 2021 6:06 PM

[quote] "We're big Disney nerds!" Knight, 30, says.

***cringe***

by Anonymousreply 15September 5, 2021 6:06 PM

It could've been worse R15

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by Anonymousreply 16September 5, 2021 6:08 PM

Oh no r14.

by Anonymousreply 17September 5, 2021 6:09 PM

oh YES

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by Anonymousreply 18September 5, 2021 6:10 PM

OP on Datalounge its "BIG BOOTY Garrett Clayton". We will forgive you for this one omission

by Anonymousreply 19September 5, 2021 6:15 PM

I have to say, that is a fine, juicy piece of ass. Very fuckable indeed.

by Anonymousreply 20September 5, 2021 6:16 PM

r20, that's exactly what the groom said as part of his vows.

by Anonymousreply 21September 5, 2021 6:17 PM

A big booty Judy.

by Anonymousreply 22September 5, 2021 6:19 PM

I'm a bottom and even I'm transfixed by Garrett's ass.

by Anonymousreply 23September 5, 2021 6:21 PM

Lord, I hate Disney gays.

by Anonymousreply 24September 5, 2021 6:21 PM

Was his gown assless?

by Anonymousreply 25September 5, 2021 6:29 PM

R24 And we hate you right back.

by Anonymousreply 26September 5, 2021 8:17 PM

How many loads did Blake put in that ass last night?

by Anonymousreply 27September 5, 2021 8:31 PM

Don't do it gurl!

by Anonymousreply 28September 5, 2021 8:35 PM

[quote] How many loads did Blake put in that ass last night?

One doesn’t see the bride the night before the wedding, dear.

by Anonymousreply 29September 5, 2021 10:22 PM

R29 They got married Saturday. Yesterday. The wedding night was last night.

by Anonymousreply 30September 6, 2021 1:45 AM

Pregnancy announcement in 4 months.

by Anonymousreply 31September 6, 2021 1:59 AM

[quote] Pregnancy announcement in 4 months.

Birth announcement in eight.

by Anonymousreply 32September 6, 2021 2:01 AM

R3 is the troll who has to drag trans people into every thread, even ones that aren't about them

by Anonymousreply 33September 6, 2021 2:02 AM

I was more shocked to read they were the same age!

by Anonymousreply 34September 6, 2021 2:24 AM

[quote]The newlyweds — who got engaged in Iceland in January 2018 after dating since 2011 —

And in 2013 he was bearding with Claudia Lee.

The dating game In real life, though, the pretty starlet isn’t suffering in the arm candy department. She’s currently dating cutie-pie Teen Beach Movie actor Garrett Clayton who, at 22 years old, has five years on her.

“My parents understand that I’m a really mature person and they would rather me be with someone that respects me and who’s a gentleman, and who also respects their beliefs and their morals,” she said. Her parents, she reveals, call her beau a class-act.

Which isn’t to say Garrett wasn’t nervous before meeting Mr. Mirkowski. “My dad is pretty intimidating… he has a Polish accent, and sometimes when he says things people don’t know how to take it,” Claudia explained, “so Garrett was pretty scared to meet him. It was so cute!”

by Anonymousreply 35September 6, 2021 2:31 AM

That's sweet. But restricting their guests to three (obnoxious) types of cocktails is unacceptable.

by Anonymousreply 36September 6, 2021 2:33 AM

They were married by Cher Horowitz HERSELF

by Anonymousreply 37September 6, 2021 2:35 AM

Wait, he married a writer? Doesn't he know how this works?

by Anonymousreply 38September 6, 2021 2:41 AM

[quote]Wait, he married a writer? Doesn't he know how this works?

Can we talk?

by Anonymousreply 39September 6, 2021 2:44 AM

Fugly or just British?

by Anonymousreply 40September 6, 2021 2:51 AM

The happy couple should release a honeymoon sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 41September 6, 2021 2:52 AM

Bet you the tall one has a big dick. I aint hatin on em. They make a cute couple and have been dating forever. Its love. be happy for them.

by Anonymousreply 42September 6, 2021 3:09 AM

I think Clayton looks handsome in other photos, but he looks like a female child in the OP link photo.

by Anonymousreply 43September 6, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote] he looks like a female child

Often referred to as a “girl”.

by Anonymousreply 44September 6, 2021 4:29 AM

Clayton just hasn't had any good work since "King Cobra." He did indeed apparently ruin his career by taking that role, which is too bad, because he was terrific, fabulous body aside

by Anonymousreply 45September 6, 2021 5:25 AM

First of all: WHO?

Secondly, [quote] They make a cute couple

HUH?

by Anonymousreply 46September 6, 2021 5:44 AM

The Garrett Clayton thread for unenlightened bottoms who don't know what he's famous for 🍑

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by Anonymousreply 47September 6, 2021 5:55 AM

Garrett and Blake got married the same day as DL faves Taylor Phillips and Jeff O'Donnell.

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by Anonymousreply 48September 7, 2021 7:09 PM

[quote]The wedding itself sounds delightful, but Disney-loving gays are a no from me.

What's wrong with being Disney-loving gays?

by Anonymousreply 49September 7, 2021 7:11 PM

Gay people can be so embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 50September 7, 2021 7:19 PM

R7, what is Pride House? Is it like SoHo House but for gays?

by Anonymousreply 51September 7, 2021 7:30 PM

They are such a mismatched couple. Clayton can do so much better than that fat, balding fugly ape. And no way he is only 34.

by Anonymousreply 52September 7, 2021 7:31 PM

R48 neither of them have Garrett's ass

by Anonymousreply 53September 7, 2021 7:52 PM

[quote] neither of them have Garrett's ass

Garrett's ass isn't really that big. He just has wide hips and voluptuous legs. His ass isn't outstanding though.

PrideHouseLA video.

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by Anonymousreply 54September 11, 2021 7:26 PM

Is that a human Bratz doll?

by Anonymousreply 55September 11, 2021 7:28 PM

Gary, unlike most femmes, tends to escape the rough side of DL's tongue.

by Anonymousreply 56September 11, 2021 7:29 PM

WE are the fucking original first and greatest Disney-loving married Disney princes! These two are just pathetic wannabes.

by Anonymousreply 57September 11, 2021 7:36 PM

Unattractive and badly dressed.

by Anonymousreply 58September 11, 2021 7:48 PM

W&W for R1. LMFAO! :)

by Anonymousreply 59September 11, 2021 7:51 PM

What the fuck is Pride HouseLA? Do you have to have a membership?

by Anonymousreply 60September 11, 2021 9:18 PM

You'd have to revoke your DL membership.

by Anonymousreply 61September 11, 2021 9:19 PM

Clayton looks like a young Liberace and the hubby doesn’t have a chin. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 62September 12, 2021 1:35 AM

......

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by Anonymousreply 63September 19, 2021 12:28 AM

Gary gives himself a full beat and lets Greg (Keith?) go out looking like a corpse.

by Anonymousreply 64September 19, 2021 12:33 AM

OP is the creepy owner of Queerty. No one else would think a guy who married an average looking twink like Garrett Clayton is the luckiest man alive.

by Anonymousreply 65September 19, 2021 12:37 AM

[quote] That picture looks like a bad ventriloquist act.

OMG, you’re right. Didn’t see it at first, but now that you mention it, it totally is.

by Anonymousreply 66September 19, 2021 12:41 AM

[quote]No one else would think a guy who married an average looking twink like Garrett Clayton is the luckiest man alive.

r65 must be a bottom. Garrett Clayton's ample backside ain't nothing average. And Garrett is aging well if you can call him a twink at 30!

by Anonymousreply 67September 19, 2021 12:47 AM

Luckiest Man Alive? I think not.

The one on the left looks like a muppet made out of cheap leather handbags. His looks have already started to go, and by 40 they'll be home and in bed. Also, what real bankable talent does he even have? I've never heard of him, and he's apparently no Harrison Ford. How's he going to earn a living? He's too fugg for porn, which doesn't pay well anyway. You can't base a marriage on mediocre sex, especially when everything else is missing.

Oddly enough, I find his non-famous partner more attractive. He looks like a normal person who doesn't bathe in bronzer, and who has a career that involves a mind and not dancing around for nickels.

by Anonymousreply 68September 19, 2021 12:51 AM

r68 Garrett Clayton would make a fortune if he spread his ass on Onlyfans today, FACTS

by Anonymousreply 69September 19, 2021 12:57 AM

[quote] I have to say, that is a fine, juicy piece of ass. Very fuckable indeed.

Oh yes, supremely fuckable.

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by Anonymousreply 70September 19, 2021 12:58 AM

Ugly couple.

by Anonymousreply 71September 19, 2021 12:59 AM

Wait—the boyfriend had hair?

by Anonymousreply 72September 19, 2021 1:01 AM

He ruined his career by making that movie with James Franco. I understand him wanting to break out of the Disney image and all. But it was the wrong way to go about it.

by Anonymousreply 73September 19, 2021 1:41 AM

He was never going to have Zac Efron's commitment.

by Anonymousreply 74September 19, 2021 1:43 AM

Or his HEIGHT.

by Anonymousreply 75September 19, 2021 3:10 AM

If he wishes, he CAN have Zac Efron's CHIN.

by Anonymousreply 76September 19, 2021 3:11 AM

Sorry, but the current luckiest man title goes to Carl Nassib's little twink.

by Anonymousreply 77September 19, 2021 4:15 AM

Link to Nassib Twink thread?

by Anonymousreply 78September 19, 2021 4:59 AM

This is the Nassib thread with pics of his twink boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 79September 19, 2021 5:02 AM

Thanks, r79.

by Anonymousreply 80September 19, 2021 5:04 AM

I was ok with it until Garrett walked down the aisle singing “I’m the Happiest Girl in the Whole USA”.

by Anonymousreply 81September 19, 2021 5:05 AM

Good on them. Nice to see a happy couple after all their years together finally make it down the aisle.

by Anonymousreply 82September 19, 2021 5:25 AM

I'd like to have seen Blake take Gary up the aisle.

by Anonymousreply 83September 19, 2021 7:42 AM
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