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Gérard Depardieu reveals stunning hygiene rituals to Paris Match.

The beloved superstar fondly nicknamed "Gégé" by the French people, recently revealed to Paris Match that he hasn't bathed since les évènements de mai 1968. Depardieu also boasted that the dépôt blanchâtre et pâteux of his prépuce fromageux has created 2 bountiful strands of human pearls over these 50 years.

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by Anonymousreply 9September 3, 2021 2:42 PM

I see men like that and wonder how & why they let themselves go.

by Anonymousreply 1September 3, 2021 1:13 PM

I’m confused. He has not bathed since 1968? And created human pearls ? What the fuck. He was so attractive when he was young and he’s become so repugnant. I wonder if he is fucked up over his son who was so gorgeous and talented and died in such a tragic way.

by Anonymousreply 2September 3, 2021 1:21 PM

It's not literal, r2. OP is trying to make a joke.

by Anonymousreply 3September 3, 2021 1:26 PM

We can learn from this

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by Anonymousreply 4September 3, 2021 1:33 PM

OP what the fuck are you even saying? Are you speaking in tongues?

by Anonymousreply 5September 3, 2021 1:35 PM

Can we?

by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2021 1:49 PM

Now I can’t get the disgusting image of human pearls out of my head 🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 7September 3, 2021 1:56 PM

I cant get the hideous pic OP posted out of my head neither. For once I'm glad it isnt showing in the link preview.

I never thought he was all that to start with, but man has he ever gone downhill..... more like a landslide

by Anonymousreply 8September 3, 2021 2:30 PM

To think that he once looked like this . . .

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by Anonymousreply 9September 3, 2021 2:42 PM
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