Fat Whore Jon Hamm Vacations In Italy

He is balding - you can tell by how you can see his scalp.

It never fails to amaze me that someone like Jon Hamm, whose job basically is to keep the weight off, cannot keep the weight off.

If it were a character actor, it would be one thing. But he is a leading man. He has access to and the funds for personal trainers, personal chefs, and a vested interest in staying slim.

I love the extra weight. And the balding. Both work well on a man like Hamm: Big and burly even when trim.

I just find him so damn hot it's ridiculous.

A lot of actors put on weight between roles. When he's working again, it will come off. Plus, straight guys don't have to be in shape all the time. Only on DL is a few extra pounds a fate worse than death.

Another old ass celebrity with a girlfriend young enough to be his daughter.

His cock is da biggest.

[quote] Another old ass celebrity with a girlfriend young enough to be his daughter.

It works for both of them. She gets the big dick, he gets the tight poosigh.

She played the receptionist at the retreat in the Mad Men series finale.

Yuck. Jon looks like a ham.

Oops. Meant to write that John Hamm really is a fat whore now. I had no idea. The previous post was obviously meant for the Jewel thread.

Jon Hamm and Chris Noth should do an American version of Vicious.

[quote] Plus, straight guys don't have to be in shape all the time.

You said it, sister!

I like a man who is formerly hot and gone to seed .You can still glimpse what was and they usually are hella good in bed because they got lots of sex when they were still hot.

Remember when we could see his dick through pants on "Mad Men?"

You all are desperate to be salivating over this old ass basic looking hasbeen.

I do not want to watch them have sex. In the rubbish bin with them both. Next.

[quote]But he is a leading man

Not anymore...

R2 booze gut. DL was hot on the trail of his drinking problem not to long ago. Multiple threads I believe. She's his enabler and a hanger-on party girl, hence the pairing.

Funny how his huge package disappears when he's wearing swim trunks- wear you can't hide the truth.

No, he definitely has a huge cock and it's not faked.

It's his one redeeming quality.

[quote] A lot of actors put on weight between roles. When he's working again, it will come off. Plus, straight guys don't have to be in shape all the time. Only on DL is a few extra pounds a fate worse than death.

For straight guys, getting fat is a sign of privilege.

If he’s old, out of shape and an alcoholic then I don’t think that young girl is with him for his “big dick.” It’s probably not functioning right these days.

I think she’s interested in something else around the belt area.

That broad-shouldered, titless "girlfriend" looks suspiciously like a male with long hair.

R3 is a girl.

Wow, almost looks like he's pushing his gut forward on purpose. He is known to struggle with alcohol.

Surprised at the hair. Looks like he's got some plugs / hair transplants right above his forehead, but some sparseness right behind the plugs.

Seems like all the celebrities go to Italy for vacation.

Hamm can expand but that sidepiece better stay taut and slim and camera ready.

The least he could do was to wear a fuckin speedo. WHAT IS WRAWNG WITH HIM?

He fizzled out. His career was hot when he was on Mad Men and Tina Fey brought him into comedy but he peaked in Mad Men and couldn't sustain his career.

He seems to be working consistently. Nothing all that high profile, but he's cashing a check.

See you had me at fat dick.

Grizzled.

Yes, grizzled, maybe heading into bear territory with that stomach.

He looks great for his age. He's worth at least 50 million. Good enough for me.

I’d eat his ass.

I want his belly on top of me when he's fucking me

[quote] A lot of actors put on weight between roles. When he's working again, it will come off.

It didn’t for Russell Crowe.

I can’t even tell that’s him.

I don't think "a lot" of actors do gain weight that much between projects and then lose it. A few have but it didn't work out for them: Crowe used to do that, but then he stayed permanently fat (and is now obese). Gerard Butler has also done the yo-yoing thing, but he's having trouble keeping it off now.

It's terrible for your health. Christian bale is one of the few people who do it but who seem to have suffered no ill effects, but it can give you diabetes to do that to your body.

Still vote that he’s hot.

I guess he does wear a rug. I didn't believe the people who said he did until I saw these pics.

R4 He just finished shooting that Fletch reboot in Italy while this ding dong was calling the paps to snap her walking the dog. So, he should be in shape.

R18 The people posting on here were right. CDAN had a reveal that he was screwing around on her and that was less than a month ago. These pictures look really awkward and staged. I look forward to his return to rehab - he's really hitting the bottom and needs it.

A lot of actors get "hair help" in productions. Google Toppik. If isn't Toppik then it's some kind of weave.

I should have said a lot actors with "hair issues"

What happened to the frau he dated for 30 years?

That blind item could be a lot of celebrities (I don't doubt it's him though). They are not going to do rose petals and romance for some quickie they are going to blow off.

R44 Jennifer Westfeldt is writing the screen adaptation for The Idea of You. She was on that Younger show as well.

Jennifer is still pretty. John looks like a whale.

R45 It was already solved/ revealed to be Hamm. "Commando A-" is Enty's typical descriptor for him. He has a few clues for people he makes very obvious.

[quote]Another old ass celebrity with a girlfriend young enough to be his daughter.

Old women can't handle that anaconda he has in his pants.

That my body is my target.

Aww, he took his daughter to Italy?? So nice of him.

His daughter, his daughter! He is super hot.

Yuck, that's the first time I've visited CDAN since it brought me to you, DL.

He's got beer gut and she doesn't care because he's got the $$.

R53. Old stereotype that isn't even worth repeating. Not every age Gap romance is about money. Tired and overused stereotype.

Some women believe every relationship MUST be about money.

He's still very hot and most of us boys here would LOVE to spend a night with him and his huge member.

I always thought he was ugly.

He isn't pretty. But that's part of the appeal. He looks very much like a man and that's sexy.

R53 Rich AND hung.

All in all not a bad catch, if you can ignore that gunt.

He's attractive in part BECAUSE he looks like he doesn't obsess over his looks. Some of us like a man who looks like a real man. Trust me if he wanted a gay man he would have many, many takers.

R54 She hasn't worked in 4 years and has an entourage of two other sugar babies. Give me a break.

R60 She's also enabling his drug use and alcoholism. There were plenty of threads talking about the hard partying, booze, and weed purchases.

this thread is bad. first, jon is still sexy. second, all the body shaming and the hair shaming is unnecessary. last, Jon and Jennifer splitted 5-6 years ago, and he found new love. how jealous people can be????

R62 She and her sister were stalking him at the LA Tennis Club while he was with Jennifer Westfeldt and she was with her nice black boyfriend of several years who actually would have married her. No one is jealous of her drunk, stoned, saggy whore ass chasing after Jon Hamm who will NEVER give her what she wants. Look at his face in the pics. Are you blind? He looks miserable, the body language is incredibly awkward, and this is clearly staged - the paps were there on arrival.

Jon Hamm is 50, he's entitled to a middle age spread. At least people are no longer enhancing pic of his pants to advertise the alleged size of his private parts. But for a former lead actor who hasn't had a major role or hit in six years, well, it's more or less over.

I just saw Kissing Jessica Stein (2001) the cute movie written by and starring Jennifer Westfeldt, in which Hamm has a two minute, two line role. I was far more impressed with Hamm look a like (at the time) Scott Cohen as the ex-boyfriend. Even in his scruffy pre-Mad Men self, Hamm could NOT have played the boyfriend role because he doesn't have the skills.

R62 Go back to your stupid STAN PAGE, HAMM GRAMM. A.K.A. Negar Mozifian, A.K.A. CAA/ Publicist shill who is sad another one of her dumb pap stunts didn't work to try to cover up Hamm's cheating. He's fucking around on her and he will continue. NEXT

Damn, he really looks terrible. This been quite the boozy bender. Someone needs an intervention.

She's trying to look like she's kissing him and he's turning his head the other way. The one where she's hanging on his shoulder you can see her side-eyeing the camera. It's so blatantly unnatural. I don't know why they keep shoving this shitshow down our throats, but someone clearly struck a Mediterranean tourism deal with celebs to stage their phony yacht/ beach pics pics (looking at you, Harry & Olivia, Bennifer 2.0., Sebastian Stan and whatshername, etc)

"She and her sister were stalking him at the LA Tennis Club while he was with Jennifer Westfeldt" Do you have any source that support this item?

Does Jon Hamm have to be kept in water now?

I would still almost kill to have him pounding away on my ass. He's only a few pounds away from having my favorite type of body. If I must criticize, his feet could be a little larger. I always find that sexy.

Still a delicious looking man. The little bitch is a lucky girl.

R68 Someone from the club good enough for you, cunty? Isn't the Taliban taking over your country? Don't you have better things to do than shill for Jon Hamm?

That is one lucky girl.

R72 I would be surprised it's even functioning with the amount of booze he's knocking back. That fat stomach and the advanced aging in the past 2 years is a tell. Same for her. This is a situation where younger is NOT better. What a sea hag.

The body is perfect to me. He’s a masculine, lazy, sex pig, who eats and drinks what he wants, and lives a life of debauchery. He can have any woman (or man) he wants, whether they admit it or not.

@71 which country? I didn't understand?

R75 Butting in here, but If you look at all the old threads, they reference people from other countries running fan accounts and online troll accounts. There's a girl in Poland and another from somewhere in the Middle East.

[quote] someone clearly struck a Mediterranean tourism deal with celebs to stage their phony yacht/ beach pics pics (looking at you, Harry & Olivia, Bennifer 2.0., Sebastian Stan and whatshername, etc)

Wasn’t the Neil Patrick Harris family also on some extravagant vacation in a foreign destination?

R62 Hello Frau, and welcome to DataLounge

R77 Yes, Croatia.

Only one part of that man I care about.

Hamm instigated or performed some violent hazing ritual when he was in college. I believe there was a criminal complaint but I don't know what became of it. He is a very damaged soul.

R81 Full police report from the hazing victim below. Have at it:

I don’t care how big his wiener is, he needs to get rid of that gut.

Gross 🤮!

He's in Alec Baldwin territory.

R78, the R62 Stan/ Frau has already trolled Datalounge in defense of Jon Hamm and his 3 escort girlfriend(s) on the thread below after their drunken jaywalking episode in NYC. She comes in hot at reply 77 under the name "Dani."

I can smell the cigarette breath coming off the photo

R84 Except crazy Hilaria is actually hot. This one looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet. Literally.

I trust Jon will be in Cooperstown next Wednesday for the MLB HOF induction of Ted Simmons, the father of his best friend growing up, with whom Jon has remained very close.

R88 Should be interesting. That friend lives in Australia and he and his wife were introduced by Jennifer Westfeldt. Neither of them follow the current skank on Instagram.

R88 I don't think Jon Hamm has been hanging with/ talking to his usual crowd over the past year. He's generally with the three slutketeers and doing the Chapelle nonsense (which, let's face it - is very drug-heavy.)

Is it me, or does this actress look like a younger Jennifer Westfeldt? 🤔

Hazer and abuser of women and men…never was that hot. I have tried to see what others like about Jon, but I don’t know what is so sexy about him.

R92 - He’s got swagger and a confidence that is natural. That’s very appealing to most people.

R93 He used to. Now he comes off as desperate for media attention.

I agree with you R94. If he was THAT appealing, his box office numbers would be a lot better and they are abysmal.

It looks like half of Hollywood was in Italy this summer.

Ugh. Raise your standards DL. I could find 10 men that are identical in "hotness", at any given moment, milling about my local Dollar General. Needless to say, I don't get what people see in him.

Sadly, the what was the Hammaconda has now become a newly-hatched garter snake.

It's all about proportionality.

Hiss!

She's a beard!!

He's really gay!!

My friend knew a guy who was friends with a guy whose neighbor had him back when he was a struggling actor! Total bottom! Hiss!!

Hiss!

[quote] It never fails to amaze me that someone like Jon Hamm, whose job basically is to keep the weight off, cannot keep the weight off.

He will hire a trainer and nutritionist and all that when the time comes for him to get in shape for a role.

Then his PR person will get a whole other round of play off the "How Jon Hamm Lost 30 Pounds To Play Superman In His New Film" stories.

[quote] He's in Alec Baldwin territory.

Hardly, Alec Baldwin was so breathtakingly beautiful in his youth that I would still fuck the old, fat 60 year old version of him. All Hamm has in common with Baldwin is a protruding gut.

I have to agree, R101.

Jon Hamm was cute in a Jake Ryan/Sixteen candles way.

Alec was stunning.

R100 He's been actively working all while boozing and packing on the lbs. I think that's the point here.

Alec Baldwin in Miami Blues was one of the very few film actors I wanked to during a movie.

Why would he care, R103?

His acting career is over, he only needs his voice for Mercedes commercials, and he doesn't care what gays think of him.

He and his granddaughter seem oddly close

[quote] “You’ll never convince me to like Jon Hamm,” [Kathy] Griffin writes of the Emmy-winning hunk, 45, in her book. “The vibe I’ve always gotten from him is cold and somewhat disrespectful … toward me. I’m suggesting he’s one of these hot guys who’s mildly funny but actually thinks he’s comedian-level funny.”

[quote] Case in point: At an intimate, very starry dinner party hosted by legendary talent agent Sue Mengers, Griffin had her sights set on getting to Jack Nicholson. (Priorities, of course.) “So when Hammy showed up, too, inside I thought, oh great,” she reveals. “He even said to me, ‘What are you doing here?’ I said, ‘I earned my seat at the table. What are you doing here?’”

[quote] It was only downhill from there, especially as the Mad Men actor continue to throw back his drinks. While Griffin was discussing Rupert Murdoch with Nicholson, “Hammy picks that moment … to start whispering boozy yammering into my ear,” she admits. “First it was, ‘You know your Emmy isn’t a real Emmy.’ I let that one go, but then he whispered, ‘You’re so o-o-o-old.’”

R105 If he didn't care what the public thought, he and his team wouldn't keep calling the paparazzi to stay relevant. And the way he's smoking cigs and weed, he can kiss that voice goodbye. He already had polyps removed when he was on made men. Very foolish behavior.

*Mad* Men Apologies for typo

Yes, R108, the continuous attention-mongering with the two-bit hooker has gone on long enough. She hasn't worked in 4 years, the show has been off the air for 6. His movies are all flops. He's back on the sauce and hitting it hard. It's not just what the Datalounge has to say. The general public speaks with their money and with their voices on every other social media platform (with the exception of the two loser Stan accounts that censor everything that doesn't align with the Standom.) From what I've seen anywhere else, the public doesn't give a rat's ass about this tired mess.

They had to do this because there have been too many comments about the lack of any affection/ no chemistry between them, the blinds about him cheating, the boozing, weed etc. - all of it has all played out in the media. Unfortunately, for two supposed "actors," they still can't even fake it for the cameras.

More pathetic pics are emerging of her chasing after him in the water. Also, it looks like he was not the one cliff jumping as Page Six claimed. He's clearly in the water next to her - you can see his bald spot and her red hair. Neat that they hire "stunt doubles" for pap strolls now. LOLOLOLOLOL

I am very much a man, R24.

What an odd thing to say.

She has a little paunch herself. There's probably alcohol in that tote bag he's carrying.

The stans are out in full force today:

The Hamm Gramm account reversed the images to make it look like she has a ring on her left hand and now all the biddies are in the comments yapping about them getting married. It is NOT - it is on her RIGHT hand. The unaltered/correct image shows this, it shows his hair parted on the correct side, and the big fat mole on the side of her head in the correct place. The fact that people are allowed to do this to stir up shit is egregious.

Maybe she's pregnant. R114

R116 They were filmed doing shots and drinking at a restaurant a few days ago.

She has a Hamm in the oven, it's gonna want a drink.

Don't forget her penchant for drugs, R116, R117, R118

He had the perfect look for Don Draper, the midcentury hair style and clothes worked really well on him.

Lots of guys who were cute for their era would not seem as hot with different hair/clothing/style

Why are you still making threads about this washed up advertising agent?? He’s now delusional enough to believe Confess Fletch is going to save his career! Enough already! Let this man fade off into the waters of Italy with his 3pd escorts. Drink all the booze he wants and get high! His career is clearly over so let him enjoy!!

His ex got a lot of money for the breakup settelment. that's why she doesn't speak against him, and doesn't open it before the press.

I never understand writing something like Kathy Griffin's book.

Yes, you get back at people you think have done you wrong, but there's no way you come off looking good either.

R123, maybe it's for "art"?

But that is kind of Kathy's thing. She talks about celebrity encounters, the good, the bad and the ugly. There was the period when she toned it down for her Bravo specials and stuck to trashing reality people, but talking about famous people was always her bread and butter.

R123 R125 Yes, that's 100% Kathy's schtick. I know she's polarizing, but what Hamm did to her (mentioned at R107) was very rude. It was a dinner setting and she wasn't even talking to him when he interrupted with all the drunk babbling and insults.

I don’t get all the hate for him. He’s the type of guy we want to fuck us, not marry us! He’s a dirty, unethical, fat pig who takes what he wants. He’s only good for nasty sex. Isn’t that what everyone here wants? We LOVE him!

R88, Ted Simmons was lie a surrogate father tor Jon Hamm.

Ted Simmons doesn't get enough attention from DL's baseball fan contingent as one of the game's hottest guys from back in the day.

Read the room, R127, and speak for yourself.

Yes to Ted Simmons!

Ted Simmons was a legendary high school athlete in suburban Detroit, graduating two years before my sister. The baseball stadium at his high school is named in his honor. I went with my sister to a high school basketball game which - two years after graduation - Ted attended, as well, sitting in my row. I remember my 12-year old self getting excited as he brushed by me as he exited the row. And yes, he was quite handsome.

The faces of Hamm Gramm/ Best of Jon Hamm (Poland) revealed. Lo and behold, Hamm Gramm isn't the "Muslim named Mina" she claims to be. Just a basic white trash bitch smoking with her septum ring. Are we surprised?

I have notice that every time that somone write somthing that is not against JH and his gf, some group of people here immediately tag him as one of the instagram fan account. Ok, it's not the case! people have the right to have possitive opinion on JH.

R134 I have noticed that every time his publicist pays for an other staged shoot (just like the fake "traffic stop" in NYC where you posted previously, "Dani") you rear your ugly head on these threads to defend them. Go away, little hired PR Cleaner.

R134 Hey weirdo, are you Negar Mozifian under her new pathetic account @moona_lx? We've got you on our list of trolls to monitor now.

R134 Get a life. The very descriptor of the Datalounge is gay gossip, news, and pointless bitchery.

This is a gossip and bitchery thread. Keep it moving, little fraulein.

R134 Why are the only two threads you've posted on this one and the one below (also a Jon Hamm thread)? Are you a gay man or even an ally to the LGBTQ+ community? Why are you on here? Read the room.

R134 = Jon Ham’s mother

^ nope. That’s r138.

We had champagne for breakfast

R134 I seem to have misplaced my paddle for beatings. I bet I know who took it:

His hair treatment certainly had me fooled.

LOL! listen, I'm absolutely none of these people you mentioned. anyway' it's realy funny all of this situation. ohhh he drink beer! he smoked weed! you should call 911 to report him

R143 He's a recovering alcoholic who spent a month in Silver Hill rehab in 2015. Addiction is no joke. Glad you think it's funny. He looks like he's a coronary waiting to happen so we'll see how funny it is when he croaks while Jennifer Westfeldt's name is still on half his real estate. Your three favorite hookers will need to go back to yachting

R143 We know weed is legal in CA. The point is he's an addict. But you know what isn't legal? Prostitution and tax evasion. Keep posting on here, and we'll be happy to report THAT.

This is Big Bird's ex.

R143 Hasn't read the room and realized that every shitposter only invites more scrutiny and criticism on her problematic fave. Grow up and learn how to speak English for fuck's sake. He doesn't know you're alive and he has a PR team. You don't win brownie points simping for Jon Hamm.

If you so concerned about his ex Jennifer. don't be. she's got half of his money. why do you think he does all these pathetic commercials? he enjoy it? he needs the money to pay her alimony.

R148 As she should for putting up with his drunk cheating ass. R143 Driving under the influence is not legal. There was a couple killed on a motorcycle a few years ago that left behind 3 orphaned children. Want to know what the driver was on? WEED.

Thank you, R149. Too many lives lost in reckless behavior. And Hamm has a company-paid vehicle through his Mercedes so he better watch it with his three drunk/drugged up whores.

He’s a fool for letting himself be photoed while out of shape, these pics can kill his leading man vibe. If he can’t avoid the photogs, then avoid the beach and wear a shirt in public at all times until back to his hot self.

It's really unfortunate that these restaurants and bars in LA would rather tip off the paparazzi to get their establishment exposure instead of monitoring how much they're serving these drunk celebs and tipping off the LAPD if they don't hire a cab or an Uber. I'm still upset about that podcaster (Mat George) getting killed in a hit and run back in July. He was not at an intersection (and definitely should have been for safety), but the driver most likely left the scene because they were under the influence.

R151 I don't think he had much of a say in this. These were taken on his last day in Italy (8/31) and were embargoed until 3pm 9/3 so Page Six could release the very publicist-written drivel 24 hrs ahead of everyone else. Every time he stages a stroll with this broad, it never fails - the foreign bots come out in full force. Same bots retweeting links to shady foreign sites, and same fake accounts retweeting the actual tabloids. Same bots on Reddit too. And no one does anything about it.

He's hung enough to still see his hot cock below his gut.

If only allof us FAT WHORES were so lucky!

R154 Meh. He looks like he reeks of cigarettes, booze, and dirty whore pussy.

R155 Eau de Smoked Hamm?

[quote]He looks like he's a coronary waiting to happen so we'll see how funny it is

It'll certainly be good for his career!

Is she sporting a Caesarian scar?

He has really let himself go.

R158 Someone commented on that on Daily Mail. Wouldn't surprise me.

R158 Her parents whored her out as a "model" at 14 or 15. Wouldn't be surprised if there's some illegitimate kid out there.

Starting at 4:53, Jon Hamm got a shout-out from HOF inductee Ted Simmons. Ted seems like a righteous dude DLers would appreciate. I especially liked his salute to his artist wife, who was also his high school sweetheart.

He's in Alec Baldwin territory. Watch him become a father to a litter very soon.

R163, Hamm has stated many times that he hates children. I'm thinking vasectomy at 35.

Why didn't I think of that?

Ew, Old Man Body.

You sure can pick them, Mr. Hamm

R167 Looks like it was quite the party. He whipped out the Hammaconda.

You'd think this alcoholic "fat whore" would learn by now. Was it Jim Rohn that said you are the sum of the 5 people you hang around most? Well, 3 of the 5 are unemployed drunk/druggie escorts, so there you go, Jon Hamm. There you go.

Based on what he did to that poor guy in college, I am enjoying his circling of the drain.

Yeah, it's strange that some people are trying to make a thing out of the gf posting pics/vid to social media. That's nothing.

R171 That's nothing compared to the comments and what R168 posted. Methinks the Hammaconda is hitting rock bottom. Every time he's with these girls there is trouble. The fact that no one is doing anything to intervene with a "recovering" addict is the problem here. He's not gonna help himself.

Nonsense. He's a grown man.

Alcoholic Frat Boy with his child beard I mean “girlfriend” , nothing to see here

R173 You know he went to inpatient rehab for alcoholism before, right? Lots of "grown men" fall off the wagon without proper support.

OP, what in the world does covid have to do with Jon Hamm vacationing in Italy? Do you think he's gonna get it swimming in the Mediterranean?

R168, You mean, JH is airing out the Hammaconda among people and no one got a pic of it?

He's totally had that cock sucked by another guy at least once. Probably in college when he thought he was a tough guy. Sex addicts do that.

R178, Any port in a storm.