What is This Thing called JoJo Siwa?

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She's not a tween OP, she's a grown woman who acts that way for money.

I thought she was on Disney or Nickelodeon show? Her deal is that she is high energy and wears a bow in her hair. Here she is in a parking lot demonstrating her agility and lack of shame.

She's 18 years old, but dresses like a 13-year old who's desperate for attention.

She's frightening.

Kids used to love her. She developed traction alopecia (I think so, anyway. She’s probably going to end up like other child stars. I feel sorry for her.

R3 She's having a seizure! Put a wallet in her mouth!

Less endearing yet less embarrassing version of Honey Boo Boo

R7 I dunno about that. Based on R3's video, I'd say she's just as embarrassing.

a frightening 6'0 toddler.

I swear we are being forced to cow to these click-whores lest we be banished to the cornfield by Billy Mumy.

Honey Boo Boo is studying to be a nurse now, so she's off the reality train.

She reminds me of the Cheers/Frasier character "Nanny G". A nympho children's entertainer.

I'd like a cover of "Nanny's Messy Bed" by this creature.

She's making Dancing with the Stars herstory!

Like the unwantable girls who were forced to dance with each other at the sock hop?

If was her professional partner, I'd ask for double my salary to have to work with her.

God, that picture in R13 is horrific. What's with the stupid bow and the practically bald head?

Must you always attack gays, OP?

“I’d like to introduce you to someone special… 🦄 “

R16 Who cares if she's gay? She'd be just as cloying and unbearable if she sucked dick instead of cllit.

If she keeps that hairstyle up, it won't end well for her.

Is this the same person as that Boo Boo creature?

R20 It's very hard to tell the difference.

The Dancing with the Stars judges will fawn all over her because they'll fear being called homophobic if they criticize any of her shitty dance moves.

Which means this frightening bundle of faulty spark plugs will probably end up winning the Mirror Ball Trophy. And how disappointed Jojo will be to find out she gets a ball for winning and not a pussy.

Great, more misogyny!

- multiple insults and attacks against her appearance.

- questioning her validity or worth.

We get it, OP/ Misogyny Troll. You hate women. You doubt them constantly. They are all hideous to you. You are grossed out by their "ladyparts". You think they have achieved success because men gave it to them, or they fucked their way to the top. You proclaim that you don't "get" their popularity.

R23 Havin' a bad day, dear?

Jo Jo has become the biggest star from the Abby Lee Miller stable. Abby wanted Maddie Zeigler to be the superstar, but it was the little girl she mistreated who is the most famous. She will do well, because the pre-pubescent girls will vote for her.

R23 is on the rag.

Wahhh wahhh wahh women women women

She is a multi millionaire

Wow - that Abbey Lee Miller is an abusive, manipulative see you next Tuesday. I knew she was bad - but I had never watched the show.

Those kind of evil people never get the karma they deserve - and yes, I know she went to jail for tax fraud.

Baby Snooks is BACK and she's baaaad to the bone.

I liked her on dance moms - she was a little bitch with some great lines and didn’t give a fuck what the other brats thought - but she’s aged very strangely. The dressing like a circus toddler even though she’s 18 seems pathological.

She's "off". That hair is scary.

Is this that Bad Bhaby person, or is that some other thing?

Isn’t they proudly and bravely non-binary?

She was on "Dance Moms?" Ugh. Now I hate her even more.

R25 Jesus Christ. She's still doing the hair bow shit? You'd think she'd try and adopt a more adult look.

I was skeptical when she came out as baby lez or some acronymatic variant, because I had only seen pics and no video. Then I watched some of those paparazzi videos and she’s easily the world’s first glitter and sparkles diesel dyke. A true unicorn.

R25 Wait a minute. She was on Dance Moms? She's a professionally trained dancer?

Then how fair is it for her to be on Dancing With the Stars?

Hair is way too thin to be scraped back like that. She'd be much cuter is she went for a short pixie a la Jamie Lee Curtis

R25 Jojo's mom looks like a fat Sutton from RHOBH.

👀 Look into your fuuuuuuuuttuuuuuurrrrrrre…

R41 Jojo will never be that thin.

She's already packing on the obligatory 35 lesbian pounds.

Looks like she will be dancing with Jenna, Val's wife. It's probably so that there won't be rumors about Jenna being a lesbian.

R43 I'll watch when they have a man dancing with Val.

Adam Rippon , her former partner on DWTS, was one of her " bridesmaids."

It's more fucked up they are allowing Amanda Kloots to be on DWTS. She's an actual Broadway dancer. Jojo was some fool kid on dance moms at some shitty studio in Pittsburgh.

Sorry, but this year's cast is the biggest abortion ever. Just proves that Banks is a shitty producer.

"Brian Austin Green is slipping into some dancing shoes ... we've learned he's the latest celeb to join the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars."

Brian's famous for starring on the original "Beverly Hills, 90210" and now we'll see if he's got any skills in the ballroom.

The official cast will not be announced until next week, but BAG is joining a loaded roster for 'DWTS' season 30.

As we first told you ... NBA baller Iman Shumpert is in the competition, along with Lori Loughlin's daughter Olivia Jade, 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' star Kenya Moore and Team USA gymnast Suni Lee.

Brian's joining a historic season on the ABC dance show ... because singer JoJo Siwa is also on the roster, and she's paired up with another woman for the first same-sex pairing.

JoJo told us she's got an advantage because women are better dancers than men ... so the pressures on guys like Brian."

Olivia Jade?! Are you fucking kidding me?! That little bitch daughter of a criminal?

Fuck that. I definitely won't be watching this season.

More Olivia

R49 She and her family can kick themselves in the cunt.

[quote]The dressing like a circus toddler even though she’s 18 seems pathological.

She's in character. Would you say the same of Elton John and his entire career?

R51 What character is she playing? A sociopathic, spastic explosion of bad taste?

Stop feeding it your attention and it'll die.

Balding epileptics without any sense of fashion or taste are very difficult to kill.

It's literally violence!

She's playing the chracter of "JoJo Siwa, tween popstar". The character that made her millions. Just like Elton John plays "Elton John, flashy popstar", especially earlier in his career. He settled down as he got older and she's already started doing that, one of the first steps being one of the most high profile young people to come out. You queens are so jealous it oozes out of your posts.

She kept Hans Solo a prisoner on Tatooine.

All I know when I see her name and a thread about her pops up, I have the same reaction: Her head looks like a baby's ass.

I don't even know what she does.

R56 She's 18 years old and still dressing exactly the way she did on Dance Moms. Her "tween" days are behind her.

But thanks for weighing in, JoJo's mm.

Isn't it a little unfair to have her competing on this show when she's actually a trained dancer?

Add that to the fact that she's dancing with a woman, which will make the judges afraid to give her low marks for fear of being called homophobic, and they might as well hand her that tacky mirror ball right now.

Her music is for toddlers and I hope she embraces a more adult look now that she's an adult but as an Old, I think she's very brave for having risked her entire career to come out as a lesbian, and wish her the best.

R61 Her "entire career" as a sideshow attraction for tweens.

Be that as it may, it was bringing in tens of millions of dollars a year in merchandising and concert sales, and she knew that coming out could cause the parents of many of her fans to stop supporting it, and she did it anyway while she was still a kid herself.

It was a PR move. There's little to risk by coming out as "queer" when your audience is an extremely niche audience in the first place. She and her team knew that if there was backlash from conservatives, there would be a groundswell of support for her. She knew damn well this was gonna raise her profile, and it did. She'd have never been booked on DWTS if she hadn't come out.

Is she Lebanese?

The next step in JoJo's evolution as a mature performer looking to be taken seriously:

I have really no real idea of who she is either. The other day I was at work and my partner, who is older than me, texted “What is a JoJo Siwa?”

R65 Yes, and I can't believe she's more attracted to Rose than me!

If that’s its real name, someone should beat its parents with the personalized license plate they got the idea from

Olivia Jade is (was) a YouTube influencer with millions of followers. While not a "star" in the traditional sense, I guess that's what constitutes a star nowadays despite the SAT/college application stunt with USC.

Has she ever been out in public without that stupid ponytail?

Omg! Her house is insane!

She is a complete rip off of Xuxa.

Is it true that in New York City apartments Jojo Siwa sometimes climbs up from the sewers into people’s toilets or is that an urban legend?

I can’t believe she drives a car with her faces all over it!

Omg! Her movie looks horrible!

Look how different she looks here.