Tori Spelling finally has a new gig!

Jesus, she’s unrecognizable.

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If she tried to stay employed I bet her mother would help her with a divorce. Tell me Candy likes Tori's lifestyle and you'd be telling me a lie.

She's homely from birth so whatever in God's name she did to her face this go 'round (my English sucked just then, didn't it?) is an improvement. She looks like she's bathing regularly at least.