The new Jake Gyllenhaal Prada aftershave advert- I love it!

He looked better before the plastic surgery.

I love the Luna Rossa scents. He has good taste.

r1 I didn't realise he'd had any heavy plastic surgery done?

The advert has worked on me as I'm almost certainly going to buy it r2

No matter how masculine they try to make him, I’ll always remember him as the guy getting butt fucked in the pup tent.

"Eludes" a keen sense? What??

The guy who doesn't wash and stinks is selling a fragrance?

You reply to yourself a lot, OP

Nose job. Maybe some eye work.

Draaaaaaaaama!

Theaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhtre!

"I don't bathe. I don't have to. Prada Luna Rossa."

The sheer HETEROSEXUALITY of it all has set my lady loins aflame! I'm an OCEAN down there myself right now.

SQUEEE!

Jack Nasty!!!

Jake Gayllenhaal's obit will read:

" He was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger."

Girl, forget the aftershave…moisturize!!!

He looks sexy

Brokeback Prada.

Smells like the ocean and freshly shorn sheep.

R17 won this thread.

Um.... we'll be the judge of that, R18.

Poor Jakey is so desperate for an Oscar he tries everything but Jared Leto always cock blocks him.

^ He's getting an "honorary" Oscar next awards show. Sadly it will be after the technical awards and not televised.

r8 Do I? Please tell me which post on this thread I have done that.

Thanks r9 I can see what you mean in relation to the nose.

r20 Is he due to star in any films this year which may be considered Oscar worthy or Oscar bait?

This is the only Prada aftershave advert that I can remember seeing so it's definitely been impactful at least in relation to me as I can't imagine they haven't previously done any.

OP, it should be "evoke" a keen sense not "elude" The meaning does not make any sense.

I was thinking "exudes," r26.

r26 Yes My mistake apologies- I did mean exudes r27 is correct.

He's my favorite contemporary actor and I wish he'd do more films.

r29 I too am a big Jake Gyllenhaal fan!

He definitely has an Oscar in him in my opinion.

[quote]He definitely has an Oscar in him in my opinion.

OH, MY! I bet he has had. On occasion. I just didn't think anyone would blab about it here.

R30 I loved his performances in The Sisters Brothers, Velvet Buzzsaw, Wildlife, Stronger, Nocturnal Animals, Demolition, Nightcrawler, Enemy, Prisoners, End of Watch, Brothers, Zodiac, and Brokeback Mountain. All really good.

Even though it'll never happen, I would love his detective character from 'Prisoners' to have his own series of films, each with a different case.

R20 but with Jared Leto's huge schlong, how can it NOT block anything?

He's my favorite actor, too. I wish he would do a TV drama.

I wouldn't try the cologne, probably. The red in the water reminds me of the lyrics to Mack the Knife, i.e., blood, and that awful cologne from the '90s, Fahrenheit.

R34. Jesus, Fahrenheit was (is?) just gawdawful.

r35, I refused to go anywhere with this one particular friend who wore it (I wouldn't have known what it was called, otherwise). Eventually he stopped wearing it. He still stank, or his clothing and bed did.

I've only had a couple of Oscars in me, R30, but about 6 Davids and I can't even count how many Michaels.

Everyone wants to play "tent scene" with me, and I don't stop them.

Thought it was a teaser for Nicholas & Alexandra 2.

R31 Ya thought wrong.

Where is Austin these days…our former (Current?) lover?

r31 r37 You are both deliciously naughty!!

r40 Being discrete and low profile?

[quote]Being discrete and low profile?

Oh, dear.

R17 r18 My goodness. You old hookers are delusional. None of these quips and one-liners are even remotely witty.

I love his movies, most of the time, but in his interviews and even the commentary for this commercial, he is so over- the- top pretentious. Jeez.

r45 Admitelly He does take himself very seriously !

r46 But also takes his work and craft very seriously and gives his all and puts in the hard slog.He aint a lazy actor.

R45 Yeah the Manhattan elitistism just oozes out of his 40 year old stretched out hairy rose.

Is this a joke or a pr post? He’s a beady eyed strange looking little dweeb and being a nepotism baby and the brother of a half decent actress is what got him where he is today.

r49 How convinced are you that he is closeted? Reacting to how you signed your post!

I do think he has the raw acting talent.

^ Reacting to how you signed your post .. even if he was straight he wouldn't fuck a SurvivingAngel.

intern drama bump

That was one helluva commercial. Damn. And Jake looked damn good. Snipe all you want, but he is gorgeous, and he is aging well. He should be James Bond.....I'm kidding...but still...

r53 He would definitely suit that kind of role

Being discrete and low profile?

Oh Dear!

Really, perhaps Austin is a conjoined twin, and therefore not discrete