Matt Gaetz Has Eloped

Well, this couldn't have anything to do with spousal privilege, clearly.

Does spousal privilege cover events prior to marriage?

[quote]Does spousal privilege cover events prior to marriage?

In most cases, it most certainly does not.

Catalina? Too bad he couldn't have met the same fate as Natalie Wood did there.

Between Nestor and the BBQ chicken legs, I guess Gaetz prefers dark meat.

Given his pathologic need to keep his face in the news, there must be a major motivation to keep the marriage on the DL.

You bet. He didn't want the FBI to indict him first and further complicate his hope for spousal privilege.

Ginger luckey sounds like a porn star name

I'm guessing Ginger insisted on closing the deal before the legal tsunami hits and Matt saw the PR advantage of having a lovely wife by his side.

WHAT? Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn't invited???

what's in this for her? money she can spend once he's jailed? surely she can see that he is going to jail.

Why do people insist on calling Nestor his adopted son, since he's neither adopted, nor his son?

Do they have conjugal visits in Sing Sing?

But guess who spent the night in the honeymoon suite, bitches?

He's so stupid he probably thought Catalina was a foreign country that doesn't have an extradition treaty.

Matt Gaetz is a stunt queen.

What the fuck?

I can't believe no one has commented on their meeting at Kimberly Guilfoyle’s birthday party at Mar-a-Lago and Gaetz asking Trump for approval to propose.

[quote]Her mother, she said, “does sometimes show her off,” which is how she ended up at Mar-a-Lago one night in March 2020, at Kimberly Guilfoyle’s 51st birthday party, wearing a backless white dress. That’s where she met Gaetz, who, she said, was one of few men present who didn’t touch her lower back: “I remember thinking we had such a good conversation.” Guilfoyle conspired with Gaetz, who was smitten, to seat Luckey next to him at a table dominated by Trump-era celebrities. This was the final year of a presidency whose bit players were inescapable for anyone but a Tibetan monk, yet Luckey insisted she had no idea who her dining companions were. She remembers asking Eric Trump to take a photo of her and Gaetz seated next to each other. She said she asked Tucker Carlson what kind of show he had. When she saw Don Jr., she asked Gaetz, “Who is that man dressed like someone from Duck Dynasty?”

[quote]on December 30, after less than a year, Gaetz proposed—at Mar-a-Lago. [bold]Before popping the question, Gaetz, cognizant that “you never want to upstage the big guy,” asked Trump for his approval.[/bold] According to Gaetz, doing a passable Trump impression, the former president said, “You two are a dynamic duo.” When Luckey said yes, Trump sent a bottle of his eponymous Champagne to their table.

He's being roasted on Twitter for posting a pic of the bride dead asleep.

Everything is wrong with this person's judgment.

Hers too.

[quote]Her brother, Palmer, captured his fair share as the founder of Oculus, which he sold to Facebook at 21 for $2 billion. Palmer was ousted from Facebook in March 2017, reportedly amid tensions over his political views—specifically a donation he made to an anti-Hillary Clinton group during the 2016 election and his support of Trump… After his unceremonious exit, Palmer founded Anduril, an artificial intelligence defense company.

[quote]Luckey’s mom, Julie, is also active in Republican politics. Gaetz shared that she donated to his campaign back in 2018… “I have seen speculation that this must be some sort of political arranged marriage.”

At least her sister sounds normal

[quote]Luckey’s younger sister, Roxanne, accused Gaetz of “gaslighting” and called him “weird and creepy” and “a literal pedophile” in a series of TikTok videos. The couple wouldn’t comment further on the TikTok videos beyond the previous statement Luckey provided to the Daily Beast, in which she said, “My estranged sister is mentally unwell.”

After tearing Ginger's hymen in the throes of marital procreation, did Matt wave the bloodied bedsheets from the hotel balcony?

How many at this unmasked event brought the Delta variant as a surprise wedding gift, or left with it, do you suppose?

He needed to show he's a " family man" with " family values" before proceeding with his run for higher office.

Was Nestor “best man”?

"Kimberly Guilfoyle’s 51st birthday party"

Kimberley Guilfoyle's 51st growth ring.

R21, are you saying a never-married 39-year-old male who secretly lived with an unadopted, unrelated young male who became his nominal "son" when it became politically expedient and the child was now a legal adult...would not be embraced by conservative voters?

[quote] After tearing Ginger's hymen in the throes of marital procreation, did Matt wave the bloodied bedsheets from the hotel balcony?

Her name is "Ginger Luckey" AND she married Matt Gaetz.

Clearly, her hymen was torn decades ago at age 14 when she seduced her mother's boyfriend.

HA!! That Slut Ginger has fucked more men than me and Datalounge. Her pussy could fit the Rocky Mountains range(American and Canadians) Ginger's dirty parts are stretched out than Pam Andersons.

Occulus, huh?

It's not enough to be filthy rich and accomplished.

They also want to be in charge of everything and pay zero taxes to a country they owe their every success to.

Garbage.

No use spending loads of money on a proper, over the top wedding when you know you're off to the slammer!! He's such a manipulator and she's such an airhead.

To be fair, he was the youngest man to bid for her.

Don't evangelical Christians object to getting married by a DJ and not a proper man of Gawd?

Christ the proposal story at R16 makes me want to puke.

Do they share each other’s makeup 💄?

Could this be a shotgun wedding?

Oh, wait, if they are OK with the underage sex thing...

Maybe he really loves her.

I have a new Mommy!

Don't get your hopes up, Nestor -- you're too old to be breast-fed.

This is such a rush job. Matt's family is super rich and people of a certain 1% social level.

There is no way they wouldn't have preferred a huge, wedding of the year, for their son. This is just a rush job because indictments are coming and how could newlywed matty possibly be involved in any secks trafficking scenarios. It's just impossible to believe, Lol!

Read my upcoming book, “I Married a Kid Fucker.”

Did anyone Check the bride's Venmo account lately?

All that money and he still looks like the brunette from Beavis and Butthead with worse teeth and bigger tits.

Where are the shirtless pics of Matty? He's from Florida, fer chrissakes. There ought to be a pile of photos a mile high with him playing on the beach.

Matt's first sexual encounter with a woman....

Will he bring sock puppets? Disney+? Sour gummi worms? One Direction videos?

[quote]Does spousal privilege cover events prior to marriage?

In Florida, no. Any communications between the couple prior to marriage can be dragged into court.

*glggle*

Apparently she comes from a rich family. What prospects does she, and her right wing parents, think Gaetz can provide with an indictment and damning evidence coming down on him very soon?

Sometimes it seems like the stupid isn't just a poor men's trait.

Everything Matt Gaetz does seems dubious.

I love Mary Turd Lincoln at R45

[quote]All that money and he still looks like the brunette from Beavis and Butthead with worse teeth and bigger tits.

Have you seen her teeth?

[quote] In Florida, no. Any communications between the couple prior to marriage can be dragged into court.

Um, are you sure about that? I mean like really, really sure? Did you go to lawyer school?

It makes a big difference for my, uh, friend.

They are both equally ugly.

Wait, that says Palmer Luckey arrived at the island on his decommissioned naval vessel. He has his own destroyer?

**More likely the Captain's gig used for the shooting of McHale's Navy. **

How special...Trump sent them a bottle of his Trump champagne...I mean, sparkling horse piss. I'm sure Matty uses the empty bottle for certain purposes the little lady can't attend to.

didn't they get engaged like 3 days before it came out about the pedophilia? something's coming this week

[quote]Wait, that says Palmer Luckey arrived at the island on his decommissioned naval vessel. He has his own destroyer?

Maybe?

What kind of low self esteem bitch would marry a guy like this?

And she's already rich? It must be hard for a conservative woman to find a youngish conservative man who doesn't wear a tractor hat as a fashion statement, but certainly she can do better than this asshat.

She's an idiot.

They are both entitled children of important figures in Florida Republican society, if you can imagine such a thing. She has not thought this out. It all makes sense from her insular place of Florida power and privilege.

If had thought it out, she would agree with her sister who has, in sum and substance, labeled Gaetz as scum.

[quote] a youngish conservative man who doesn't wear a tractor hat as a fashion statement,

😂😂

[quote]Roxanne Luckey says the Florida Republican tried to set her up with an older man when she was 19, and went “full lawyer” when she confronted him.

[quote]Where are the shirtless pics of Matty? He's from Florida, fer chrissakes. There ought to be a pile of photos a mile high with him playing on the beach.

Why on earth would anyone want to see that?

Why would they go to California of all places? It's full of commie liberals!

He had a groupon.

[quote] Why would they go to California of all places?

I'm spitballing here: could it have anything to do with assets?

Is there a benefit a California marriage rather than Florida in terms of how his finances are organized when he goes to jail?

R68, it’s where you live not where you get married that governs that and he legally has to live in Florida to represent them, so no. It’s more likely that Palmer Luckey, the billionaire brother, has a house out there and offered to host, and gets to show off his big boy toy boat and ferry everyone over.

She and her family are all hardcore Trumpists and thus genuinely believe that all of this is a smear campaign by the DOJ against one of Trump’s staunchest supporters. The DOJ is in on the stolen election you understand, as evidenced by their failure to step in and stop the steal, etc etc etc. I’m sure they all will regret this lapse in judgement but it will take years and then even longer for them to admit it publicly.

Let’s also not forget that no indictment has been filed and this is the same person who many people ought thought should have been charged with negligence in the death of his college roommate so don’t count him out yet.

Luckey and her family live in California.

Luckey Loser

Please tell me he eloped off a cliff!

Ginger, you are NOT my mommy!!!!!

Why would she want to tie her future to him when he could end up in prison? Does she think he can take over his seat in Congress if he goes to jail?

How much did it cost to disinfect the whole island after he left?

Who’s the lucky LITTLE girl?

The excerpt @ r16 😳

Either she's crassly ignorant or a complete moron.

🤣I scrolled through the threads so quickly, I thought it was Matt and Marjorie who eloped.

wouldn't put it past this dumbass to write "JUST EARLOBED!"

Lucky Gal!

Next up, a sympathy baby.

Lord help her cunt. The first task is birthing an heir to that family's fortune - carrying and birthing a moonhead is dangerous!

Fun fact: Avalon (the only city on Catalina) has by far the lowest vaccination rate in LA County: 20%. The average for the whole county is 73% (and 90% for over 65.)

For all of the people who mentioned Nestor, I just saw this January twitter post. This whole set-up is weird.

R84 Are all 3 of them in an “unconventional” relationship”?

Unconventional? Nah. She's Nestor's not adopted step mother.

Nestor needs love from his new mommie.

Ginger's wide mouth and big teeth match that of Gaetz well.

Do they have a king size bed to fit all of them?

Luckey be a lady tonigh

Luckey to be a lady tonight

Luckey if you've ever been a lady to begin with...

Luckey is freakish-looking, just like Gaetz. I dread to think what the spawn will look like if they procreate.

Has his forehead commented?

[quote] Has his forehead commented?

Unfortunately, yes:

Nestor is much cuter than Ginger.

What does elope really mean? So they got married somewhere, but doesn't every couple have to get married some place? It's not as if they have to get permission from their parents. .

Or their “adopted son.”

Do you think he does anal?

Trump will not even run in 2024. He knows full well without Putin's help he wouldn't even get out of primaries. He'll be almost 80 in poor health- with no ideas, no energy, nothing to run on.

But he will accept donations. Lawyers are expensive.

That will leave the Rethugs with no one at the last minute. Maybe it's revenge? Directed at the Deplorables who just didn't love him enough.