Iguana bites lady on the beach

Was it at night?

she check her phone, instead of protecting herself.

Damn! Her bark was worse than my bite.

"priceless" = boring as hell

She shouldn't have docked the yacht for lunch. The townspeople better lock their nursery windows.

Which beach was that? My nephew and his wife just took my three-year-old grand-niece on a long weekend trip to Siesta Key. If it's there, I need to text them ASAP.

Oh my god did the iguana scream when she threw sand at it??! 😂😂😂

She should be glad I didn't bite her in the pussy!

Perversely, her first name is I'Gwanah.

That's pretty funny.

I bet people/tourists hand feed those things all the time - It saw her outstretched hand and thought THERE BE FOOD!!

Iguana bites do hurt but tend to be semi-harmless. If it happens to you, the wound should be cleaned out with an antiseptic and treated with something antibacterial for sure.

LOL R6. You think there are Iguanas in Siesta Key?

I love how when she called it a son of a bitch, and threw sand at it, it just sauntered a few feet away, and sat there, all like, "whatchoo gonna do, lady? Whine and cry, that's what."

R11-Actually, R6's concern is valid. Apparently the iguana population has been increasing in the area (according to a FB post from the Sierra Key Association) and they've rapidly spread as far north as St. Armands Key. The linked article from 2009 states that 16 were removed in a year.

I’d be having me some roasted iguana for lunch. Yum yum.

Since when do Iguanas bite?

I thought they were harmless.

The iguana was sick of her attention whoring !

She probably lost her finger due to Iguana bite disease.

Iguanas carry staph and e-coli in their mouths.

If one bites you, it's absolutely necessary to wash the bite IMMEDIATELY, and then put disinfectant and ointment on it.

I would take antibiotics too, just in case.

They're filthy creatures.

namaste, cunt!

😂 That was hilarious. Thanks, OP.

He obviously thought she was holding food, r15. He didn't go over to just bite her.

She's super annoying.

I like that the iguana moves out of her range, but doesn't run away - like he's considering taking another big chomp of her

[quote] She's super annoying.

And LOUD.

What exactly is annoying about the person in that video r22? Other than its a female and a black and that's a trigger for you?

I mean she got bit and screamed and threw sand, I don't see it.

I like how the second iguana in the background kept walking, minding her own business - "My name's Bennett and I ain't in it."

[quote] Iguana bites lady

That is no lady.

Charlie Bit My Finger 2021

[quote] What exactly is annoying about the person in that video

The Iguana lives on that beach. The tourist is the interloper on the iguana's territory.

It's the same situation as this—

I refuse to go anywhere those hideous critters lurk. I hear they fall out of trees frozen in Florida. Just Gross.

R25 She's entitled. Annoying because she should do her bullshit attempt at yoga at home or in a studio. Leave the beach to the iguanas, they were here first.

Shame the iguana didn't bite her fingers off.

R31 is right---a totally dumb bitch exhibitionist doing her crap yoga on a beach! And how stupid to yell at the creature--as if it gives a shit.

i feel bad for the Iguana. She threw sand at it. Is this harmful? Instead of moving away, she checked her phone.

Someone in comments said that they were told not to wear open-toed shoes with painted nails because iguanas would they think they were berries.

That comment was funnier than the video.

She is a typical stupid narcissist, too busy displaying herself to notice that she's actually enticing a reptile. She deserves worse than she got.

"You bit my fucking finger!"

Yep!

The temptress and the animal

Bite of the Iguana!

It's cute, though.

Iguana be your boyfriend!

getting to close to a animal for a selfie, what could go wrong? Have some respect for animals.

R22 She needs to scream louder, and longer and more pointlessly.

R10 has it. (So don’t sleep with him.) This is what happens when people habitually feed wild animals. They associate people with food. If they see a person (food), but they aren’t fed, the investigate more closely.

This woman was reaching her hand out in the same way a person would if offering the iguana some food.

Stupid woman.

I've goggled but can't find any reference to on which part of the body the beach is located.

I wish they killed and ate her.

Makes me miss Daniel Boon.

Wonder if he still posts here.

[quote] He didn't go over to just bite her.

You never know, R21 — he may be a DataLounger.

Anyway, Iguanas are funny animals, but their bites are nasty. Luckily the woman sat right next to the ocean: Perfect salt water to rinse out the wound before heading to the doctor.

R13- Party pooper. Shut up.

R45 is the voice of gay men everywhere

R14- Can you really eat them?

[quote]Can you really eat them?

I think people eat them in Mexico & Central and South America. Apparently it tastes like chicken (everything always tastes like chicken)

Didn't Florida send out a PSA telling people how to humanely kill and discard iguanas (because of the rise in iguana #s)? I thought I read that here on DL not too long ago.

Next time she comes iguana kiss her on the ass

[quote]Didn't Florida send out a PSA telling people how to humanely kill and discard iguanas (because of the rise in iguana #s)? I thought I read that here on DL not too long ago.

I don't FL *humanely* does anything. If anything, DeSantis would issue some call to bring your guns to the beach to shoot iguanas (or other people, if you feel like it)