Benjamin Proud - Swimmer

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I'd rather suck the nipples of the one to his left.

His head is too small for his torso. He looks like a poorly-photoshopped freak.

R3, you beat me to it. My thoughts exactly.

R3 He could probably snap his fingers and you'd do whatever he said

R3 - It's not that his head is too small, you dolt. It's that his shoulders and arms are massively wide for his height.

I know his (great?) uncle Peter was reincarnated in the early 1970s

His nipple is pierced! You may have a chance with him OP!

Is he on the juice?

That body is amazing but shame about the teefs.

He's Hot AF. And his teeth make him that much more interesting.

Is he a gay?

Those delicious shoulders do a lot of work...sigh.

I could make it worthwhile to anyone who can produce legitimate nudes of this dude.

Will pay $$$ for legit nudes.

His jaw looks underdeveloped.

He has a head and torso?? I was too busy looking at his crotch.

Neck downer for sure. I agree that his head is too small for the rest of that body.

what have you done today to make me FEEL PROUD?

He looks sweet

I want to see more of him.

R2 is right, the sleepy-eyed guy with the roseate nipples is much hotter.

$$$ for nudes.

Butterface

He has great pecs.

Million dollar body and a face to protect it :)

Congrats to the lovely Ben and his pierced nipple who are now world champions!

I absolutely HATE those new high compression fabrics in swimming. They're taking all the fun out of dickery.

I'm a Caleb Dressel fan (USA), he's a swimming pool sex God in my book, beyond dreamy and so beautiful. Swimmers do it better, must be the motion of the ocean, so to speak. ;-)

^^Opps, Caeleb Dressel, the autocorrect overpowered me...

Genetically blessed with pecs that are very square. Not everyone gets that perfectly horizontal line. Swimmers do have great bodies in general.

Steroids

Straight, Republican, icily friendly to gay people but low-key uncomfortable with that lifestyle. Grew up with Black and Asian people, extremely friendly to people who aren't white, however.

[quote]Is he a gay?

Is he a Proud Mary?

Commonwealth Games start next Friday!

R34 Republican? If there ever was proof that people just make shit up about people here..

He's British. We don't have 'Republicans'. At least make an effort to be plausible if you're going to make shit up.

Interestingly, he grew up in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia until he was 16 when he returned to England (Plymouth) to focus on swimming.

The trouble with being in the water so much is your head shrinks.

[quote] He's British. We don't have 'Republicans'. At least make an effort to be plausible if you're going to make shit up.

We do have Republicans in the UK but they don’t like Donald Trump or the Queen.

No, we have republicans - small 'r' - they're not a political party..

Benjamin holds dual citizenship and votes in American elections. Keep up, darlings.

R43 Link please because I've never heard that and can't find evidence for that.

R44 s/he's continuing to make shit up. No mention of it anywhere.

Commonwealth champion!

And now he's pumped up, dripping wet and chatting to Queen TERF Sharron Davies MBE

Kind of elderly for a swimmer.

Such a lovely young man. Nice manners.

Shame he ditched the nipple piercing

Looks like he has a tattoo in his groin area. He must be secretly rather kinky.

Hot Benjamin won the 50m butterfly spring at the Commonwealth Games today.

^ "sprint" not "spring."

HIs Insta is all swimming pictures, and some food pics. No pics of a significant other.

R54 He’s been to busy working on his career to, ahem, find the right girl.

I'm assuming nipple piercing is not typical for swimmers.

Is it fair to assume he's gay?

He’s an introvert.

He's 100 percent focused on his swimming career and the next Olympics. No time for the ladies. Though he did find time to get his nipple pierced.

R36 Instagram pic he and his buddies are smelling cookies.

Obese!

So dreamy

[quote]HIs Insta is all swimming pictures, and some food pics. No pics of a significant other.

When you're a swimmer, it makes it so much easier to post thirst traps and seem like you're as innocent as a lamb.

It's surprising how muscular he is. It seems like swimmers usually aren't as big.

he didn't put that nipple ring in to flick it himself.

Ben's are always hot AF or ugly as sin. There seems to be no middle ground when you name a kid that.

Yay he won another gold medal!

The commentator kept gushing about his physique.

It was an English 1-2 with Ben coming ahead of blond twink Lewis Burras.

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Gay silver-fox ex-swimmer Mark Foster has an EPIC crush on young Ben.

R68 do you think Mark's already tapped Ben?

Ben has British teeth.

The rest of him is very much on point.

Mark was presenting tonight and referred to ‘the great Adam Peaty’ very sarcastically. He doesn’t feel.Ben gets the recognition he deserves and dislikes Peaty’a showmanship, especially after his recent outburst.

8 years ago, Little nippers.

Looks good when he lets his chest and pit hair grow in.

Keeping the British theme, he's rather like taking St. Paul's cathedral and putting the little cupola from a Victorian horse stable on top of it.

[quote]He’s an introvert.

That's incredibly rare!

Looks like a pinhead.

Mark meets Ben and they hit the gym together.

Leslie Caron's head on Gargantua's body.

Ben's is back training in Gloria, the lucky bitch

Ben and James Guy (Ben and James Proud-Guy sound like a lovely couple) have shared an Instagram with a Abba/Britney mash up soundtrack. They know who their fan base is.

The fluidity of their movement though the water in that clip at R80 is amazing.

Silly me it wasn't James Guy but James Gibson, former world champion turned coach.

There are more photos of Ben on his Insta than Ben's.

Beautiful Ben takes the European Gold in the 50 freestyle.

4 international golds this summer - 1 X World Championships, 2 X Commonwealth Games, 1 X European Champs.

Just Ben completing a Rubik's cube whilst holding his breath underwater.

I’m with R3 R4 R6…et al.

Whoever thought it was alluring to say “I have a swimmer’s build” must never have seen a swimmer. The most optimal body structure is weirdly short legs, freakishly long torso, overbuilt upper musculature, often a tiny head (although that doesn’t significantly effect fluid dynamics)

Peaty and Lochte are the only ones I’d look at twice in the locker room.

He’s perfect

His head looks weird.

R85 What about Adam Peaty?

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I said, above, his teeth are JACKED and he should through a few grand at them and make his face a bit more civilized.

R88 Adam is hot but his personality is shit

R85 If any of these guys even made eye contact with you, you'd faint.