China: We WON the Olympics

That's positively Trumpian.

All your bases are belong to us!

What is with the Chinese inferiority complex? It’s really something.

Oh, shut up, you plague of a nation shithole China. We, Chinese Taipei, will give our medals to our dearest protector, the US.

Just shut up.

Well, back in the day, the Soviet Union had a vote in the UN, but so did Ukraine and Belarus, two of its component republics.

You mean the results are slanted?

If you ever really want to trigger China, all you have to do is mention one word:

Japan.

You stole the medals by stealing their land.

[quote] If you ever really want to trigger China, all you have to do is mention one word: Japan.

Harō Kiti!

I believe the coronavirus was let loose by China so that it would ruin the Tokyo Olympic.

Fuck you, China.

glifters.

[quote] I believe the coronavirus was let loose by China so that it would ruin the Tokyo Olympic.

There is absolutely no one on earth who triggers China the way that Japan does.

They're full of crap.

Did Puerto Rico win any medals?

R15 Yes, at least one Gold. So, if we add up all our territories we win. Fuck China.

Small dick energy.

r7 / r13, their elders still bitch and moan about what Japan did in the war. Despite how unbothered China likes to pretend it is about Western opinions of them, I know it burns that people familiar with the two tend to prefer the Japanese to them.

Just to rub more salt: Japan would never pull such a shameless move.

R3 Tiny dicks.

Where do Koreans fall in the middle of this?

[quote] Where do Koreans fall in the middle of this?

They're split.

Japan has fucking balls, yo.

Must sick to have dicks so small.