Model Jordan Barrett is married

I looked at this thread quickly and thought the title was “Majel Barrett.” It does not, so I’m exiting.

Mein Fuhrer.

Christ. The level of retard in those two sets a new record.

He's very photogenic.

They screened Island of Dr Moreau at the reception? Was the groom one of the film’s test subjects???

Oh, darn.

It's like I can see all the bad cosmetic surgery that Jordan will have. Hubbie is much prettier.

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Ewww

Be there

R10 Good God, the picture on the left looks like Liv Tyler transitioning to Steven Tyler, and the one on the right looks like a puppet from The Dark Crystal.

Since they're both very masc, it'll be hard to decide who's on top.

I’m happy for them because gay men are transitioning into mutant “women” so I revel in this because it’s all going away.

R13 He's not transitioning, idiot.

Thank god!

A Very Lamprey Eel Lip Like Wedding.

Incredible how a skinny guy has so much fat in his face. Or I suppose he has a tiny skull, which accentuates his plump cheeks.

R3, the only "retard" is you

Fernando is fug.

Where do they have their double-ended dildos registered?

I'd like to give them something they're really going to use.

[quote] Where do they have their double-ended dildos registered?

G-static apparently. See R7 of the other thread.

Good for them!

I never found him attractive. He has that appearance that works well for modeling but looks weird as hell on a person in real life just like with Sean O'Pry. I thought it was a bit ludicrous he got compared to the likes River Phoenix or Leonardo DiCaprio who were conventionally attractive. That said, I am surprised he is gay and married a dude, I thought he was straight because all he posted on his IG was pics of him with naked women and he seemed boring as fuck in personality. I got no vibes at all. Yes, I know of his supposed relationship with Paris Hilton but she's a huge slut and I can't see her bearding. Anyway, his husband is much hotter than him.

Fernando Casablancas is the brother Julian Casablancas (of The Strokes). The music, film and fashion world really is a tiny one of interbreeding nowadays.

I read he was just hanging out with Paris and the media assumed he was her boytoy.

He’s beautiful.

Didn’t he pretend to be straight for a hot second ?

R28 Maybe he did that because most of his followers were teenage girls. I thought he was straight to but then again, he barely spoke or showed his actual personality on social media (at least the last time I saw of it). He certainly didn't wear his gayness on a sleeve like Jon Kortajarena

R28 he may be bi. I love that he just came out and the first thing he shows people is his wedding to Fernando. That’s some epic way to kick down that closet door and I applaud him.

[quote]Fernando Casablancas is the brother Julian Casablancas (of The Strokes).

Half-brother. Funny enough Julian's middle name is Fernando.

When he was 18 he said in an interview that sexuality was a “journey of discovery” and he “follows his instincts.”

Is this Jocelyn Wildenstein’s son?

[quote] Fernando is fug.

He's alright-looking. Better looking than Jordan. I think Fernando's brother Julian Casablancas was much hotter than both of them in his prime, he had that rugged sexy look and funny personality. Ironic since Julian distanced himself from the rich and fashion world due to disliking his father John (founder of Elite Models) so much. The Strokes made good music.

Just a couple of guys next door.

R35

Where do you live Sweetie?

I am moving to that place.

Jordan has a look you can find in Appalachia. As does Kate Moss and Jennifer Lawrence (she's from Kentucky). Though not as polished and clean looking for obvious reasons.

Jordan is Australian.

They had room service for the honeymoon - dinner and a top.

I like the wedding set-up. The whole outdoor Indian picnic vibe with the colorful cushions on the lush green grass.

So sorry, forgot the pic.

R38 Rural White Americans, White Australians and White Canadians are primarily of English, Scottish and Irish descent. So similar heritage. I think the BRF look a lot like hillbillies in fancy clothing.

Mr Barrett has extraordinarily small hands. They are Donald Trump level, if not smaller. As for anybody who thought he was straight........rare is the straight man who expresses any body dysmorphia by indulging in plastic surgery that renders them looking like a cock eyed member of the cat family. Juicing , body building, extreme exercise, but not this. This surgery signified his homosexuality. Crude, but true. Mr Casablancas is far better looking,but they both have a look of being kicked in the head by a mule. Ben Stiller is a soothsayer.

He’s been a model since he was a teen and has always looked like this. I don’t think he’s had surgery.

Fernando is cute but also not really model material. Nepotism is so blatantly obvious nowadays. It's like we've entered another feudal era. I don't think Jordan will age well. Fine-featured blondes do not age that well.

R41 It’s ghastly.

[quote] It’s ghastly.

Ghastly. Just ghastly.

R42, lot of German in those Windsors, er Hanover Saxe-Colburgs. But I agree Prince Charles looks like he should be walking around in overalls and shoeless. Inbreeding?

They are not everyone’s cup of tea lookswise but they make a unique and beautiful couple.

Inside Jordan Barrett And Fernando Casablancas’s Celebration Of Love In Ibiza an article written by Jordan barrett for Vogue UK

They are so angular.

He is divinely beautiful 🤩🥰

It's odd how every single person in his "dating list" before Fernando is a girl. I actually thought some fact-checking went on before adding a name to those lists, especially the names that are not tagged as rumor.

You follow CelebrityNetWorth as well, don't you.

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