Mexican actress says she's pregnant at age 68

Face goals.

Are we sure it has a uterus?

She’s so stunning and brave 🤩

Her spawn:

Slightly off topic but until I read the article I didn't realize that the oldest woman to have given birth, Maria del Carmen Bousada Lara, died just a couple of years after having her twins.

I'm sure she's telling the truth, she has such a trustworthy face.

It’s just IBS.

#Goals

Oh boy.

68 and pregnant, nothing can go wrong! 🤡

Who does she think she's kidding, she's 80 if she's a day.

She sure has a fertile beaner.

She’s a loon.

I can't imagine being the kind of person who gets on Datalounge first thing in the morning just to spout off with some racist slurs.

How about some Freakist "slurs," r14? Or are Deliberately Grotesque Freaks one of your protected classes?

Well, ARE THEY?!

I can't decipher what you're saying, r15.

This---THIS---is what Newsweek has devolved into.

From sentient to one-celled in five decades.

Yet #14 has already posted four times on this thread.

A pregnant, Mexican Jocelyn Wildenstein!

She’s a hot mess pay no attention.

It had to be artificial insemination via turkey baster...I cant imagine anyone who could fuque that

Why, I’m sure I’m pregnant! I’ve missed 250 consecutive periods!

Yes, r18, I posted four times (more now) but I never used "beaner" like r12 did, but I'm somehow worse? Sure, makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up.

She’s not pregnant. It’s worse. Much worse.

R16, I'm saying this creature isn't being targeted for ridicule primarily over her "race" (actually ethnicity), but rather over her seriously deranged choices in life, which turned her into a Nathaniel Hawthorne grotesque.

And to mock that is not beyond the pale.

(Okay, " beaner" ain't cool. But it's pretty mild as slurs go.)

Jesus doesn’t Madonna know when it’s her time already?!

This is how Melania will look in 10 years. Scrunchy eyes and messy poosey.

R25, the boyfriend was called the slur, not the actress. Read r12 again.

No one called her a "beaner" to mock her "deranged choices." Some guy called her boyfriend a "beaner." And for some reason I'M getting yelled at for it.

How can this be possible unless she had her eggs frozen and she's going to use a surrogate? Her menopause is old enough to go to college at this point.

R12 here. Unclutch your pearls gals. I use bean and beaner as code for vagina and/or asshole. i.e. Are you going to flip your bean all day? Her beaner box is smelly. Did you scrub your bean? If she's pregnant at 68, her beaner is fertile.

Who’d fuck that?

She looks like an alien

If her face is any indication, she's giving birth to the next iteration of Walter Mercado.

From that clip up thread she appears to have been an Asian looking woman in her youth. Lyn May sounds Asian right?

Per Wikipedia, her grandfather was Chinese.

I feel sorry for her Ob/Gyn. Imagine the horror!!!

She's no spring chicken...

Is that Jessica Alves?

Her "before" pics.

I mean, that is an Asian woman. No mistaking her for Mexican.

Markos D1? Wow, if the picture of the boyfriend wasn’t enough to let you know he’s a douchebag, then his name certainly makes it clear.😑

My husband, he Dee One for me!

Gross and the boyfriend needs a lip wax

That's what we're in for with Madonna, I'm afraid. The woman is so hell-bent on convincing people she defies the laws of biology and age that I expect an "unexpected" pregnancy any day now.

Omg, that child will grow up to be so proud of their parents....

When she says "she" does she mean her surrogate?

R44 I am still waiting for Madonna's sex tape....

After giving birth, she will return to the stage in a Spanish language version of "Antigona".

Miss Concepción .

i hadn’t realized that Renee Zellweger and Jennifer Coolidge had the same mother.

[quote]I use bean and beaner as code for vagina and/or asshole i.e. Are you going to flip your bean all day?

"Bean" means clitoris. I can't find a single example of "beaner" having the slang meaning of "vagina" or "asshole" anywhere else. How did you even get 2 WWs for that shit? You got caught being racist and you're trying to get out of it, you're probably WWing yourself too, this is fucking pathetic.

Seriously r20, she's almost certainly lying.

Her Wikipedia, which was mentioned but not linked for some stupid reason, says that she's claimed that she got shots of fillers she later learned were baby oil and which wrecked her face. I'm not trying to be mean but I don't think that's true. Last year she went on Un Nuevo Día on Telemundo to show off her most recent surgery.

Could be a sunken breast implant.

Suzanne Sommers will never have a third act!

[quote]O dios mios!

Don't you dare fucking look at me!

An artist's prediction.

She sounds like a Datalounger.

Wikipedia says she had injections of baby oil - which later caused abscesses in her face.

Yikes.

r10 women can get pregnant and have healthy babies up until menopause. It is a lie that pregnancy over a certain age is high risk. the risk is literally 1% under 40 and 2% over 40.

Is she human?

On a positive note, at least she isn't as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein...yet.

She's wearing a mask, right?

She looks like Joan Van Ark

She looks like Elisa Lam after the water tank.

Apparently some surgeons in Mexico in the 70s/80s jumped into the specialty of plastic surgery without the best of training and people fell prey to quack doctors that did things like injecting silicone, and in Lyn May’s case, baby oil. It seems bizarre, but then again, look at what happened to Michael Jackson. There’s always a doctor willing to promise miracles or do what a reputable surgeon won’t. This lady has been a hot mess forever so best to ignore her.

I’m going out on a limb here, but me thinks she’s had some plastic surgery.

We can be surrogates!

The boyfriend looks gay.

It's never too late to start a family.

That's not me and I'm not pregnant!

Thank you R12 / R30. Those are good euphemisms. I'll add them to my own repertoire. I refer to my or any other man's cock and balls as my (or his) John Henry. And as for a man's arsehole...The Gates of Paradise!!!

And, oh, I like to spell it "arse." Pretentious, maybe...but what the Hades!