Joe Manchin's House Boat is Washington's HOTTEST CLUB!!

Climb aboard the Almost Heaven, which is somewhere between a trawler and a yacht, big and boxy. Step inside the cabin and marvel at the creature comforts: A semicircular, plush-leather couch with a matching ottoman, glass cabinets trimmed with dark wood, a marble dining-room table with thick white candles and a box of blue-and-white cocktail napkins with red cursive lettering: "Welcome aboard Almost Heaven." Below deck, the master bedroom is cozy but well-appointed, with an abundance of throw pillows. There's a guest room with a bed above the washer/dryer.

Up on the party deck, amid the wrought-iron chairs and tables with umbrellas, you might see Trump-allied Sen. Tommy Tuberville, R-Ala., just months removed from objecting to President Joe Biden's election, talking college football with Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.

"Pete's from Notre Dame," said Tuberville, a former college football coach, recalling a visit to Almost Heaven. "So we talked about the 'Catholics versus Convicts' game I coached in 1988, when Notre Dame went on to win its last national championship. I was coaching in Miami. We went for two at the end of the game. Didn't make it."

And hey, look at that view! On one evening cruise, some years back, Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, was so moved by the picturesque Washington skyline that she began singing "God Bless America."

And see this chair here? Sen. Ted Cruz is said to have once rested his foot atop this seat, standing in the Captain Morgan pose, polishing off three beers in a matter of minutes while talking to one of his most liberal colleagues, then-senator Tom Harkin, D-Iowa. "He was drinking those beers like water," said former senator Mark Begich, D-Alaska, who watched the conversation in awe.

This is the promise of Almost Heaven: Anyone who scores an invite can loosen up for a few hours in a Washington precinct with no candid cameras or nagging aides or nosy reporters, and maybe get to see their colleagues as real people. It's a place for Hawaiian shirts and shorts (Manchin's go-to boat attire) instead of suits and ties, where Senators dine on pizza from Harris Teeter or pasta platters from Nostra Cocina. Moonshine is available for drinking, and if the gatherings go late you can be sure there will be dancing and singing - and not just patriotic hymns from the likes of Murkowski. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., an Almost Heaven regular, has regaled fellow passengers with "American Pie." Manchin, who declined to be interviewed for this story, has been known to crank the music and sing along to "SOB," by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats, whose chorus begins: "Son of a b—, give me a drink!"

Stay late enough and you might even catch Manchin cheerfully cleaning up after everyone. "He's a neat-freak," said a guest who has been on the boat many times. "You could eat off that floor."

"He's really in his element there," said Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., of the gentleman from West Virginia. "It's a great place to sit on the deck, have a beer, gossip and laugh and forget about the challenges of work and occasionally thereby get some work done."

There are fewer and fewer bipartisan safe spaces like that in Washington, in Kaine's estimation.

"It's the weekly prayer breakfast, the gym and, I guess, Joe's boat," he said.

Guests are encouraged to keep private any scuttlebutt re: The boat, and that doesn't just go for members of Congress. Over the years Manchin has invited many journalists aboard (present company excluded) under the condition that everything stay off the record.

"I organized some of the first press gatherings on the boat, and I made everybody swear on penalty of being cast into the abyss that they wouldn't talk about it, since it was his home," said Steve Clemons, a journalist and friend of Manchin.

There have been numerous failed attempts at writing about the boat over the years, attempts met with resistance from Manchin's staff - for a mix of political and security concerns - and colleagues who knew to clam up.

"That's a nice try," Sen. Richard Burr, R-N.C., told a Washington Post reporter attempting to write a story about Almost Heaven in 2018. "But you're talking to the chairman of the intelligence committee - I'm not talking about the boat!"

First Rule of Boat Club notwithstanding, there have been leaks. In June, as part of a longer Manchin profile, The New Yorker relayed an anecdote from February about Sen. Jon Tester, D-Mont., nearly plunging into frigid water after slipping on an icy gangplank following a dinner aboard Almost Heaven with Manchin and Susan Collins, R-Me. Manchin reportedly had lunged to his colleague's aid and came away with an injured thumb. Asked by The Washington Post to elaborate on that spill, Tester offered: "The shoes were warm and the ice was thick."

Some of the more high-profile guests have seen their visits noted in the political press. Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm was spotted there by Politico Playbook. Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo met there for chats about the infrastructure bill, according to a Wall Street Journal reporter. The New York Times reported that Biden's chief of staff Ron Klain spent an evening "getting to know" Manchin earlier this year.

That meeting was set up by Clemons - who, while hesitant at first to talk to The Washington Post about Almost Heaven, agreed to an interview after "The Manchin clan" had removed his "covenant with them on the boat."

"They had a three hour dinner, a fantastic dinner according to both accounts," Clemons said of the Klain conclave. "And I think it was useful in bridging the senator and the White House. All I know is that a couple of days later the American Recovery Act got through."

In 2011, Terry Sullivan was living aboard his 50-foot Sea Ray Powerboat, when his friend, the dockmaster, told him a new neighbor was moving into the slip next door.

"He said he was some sort of congressman or something," Sullivan recalled recently.

At the time Sullivan was Sen. Marco Rubio's deputy chief of staff, and he was inclined to "leave all that political stuff" at the office.

"I was like, 'Aww man, don't put him next to me, please.' "

Sullivan changed his mind when Manchin and his buddies rolled up in the Black Tie, Manchin's vessel before Almost Heaven, wearing T-shirts and drinking beers.

The new neighbors had multiple conversations before Manchin finally asked Sullivan what he did for a living - an uncommon feat in the Washington. The senator seemed as if he'd fit in just fine at a marina where people would rather talk boats than business.

"There was a time he called me while I was in the office," Sullivan said. It wasn't a political favor he was after. "He wanted to know if he could get on my boat to borrow a socket set."

Sullivan said he believes this is why Manchin brings people out on the water with him: To help wash away some of the toxicity of Congress.

When the National Republican Senatorial Committee heard that Sullivan lived next to Manchin, the Republican operative says, they asked if he might have any intel to share.

"I said: 'go to hell,' " he said. "First of all I like the guy, and second of all, he's my neighbor. On boats, you just wouldn't do that."

Among the landlubbers, all's fair: In 2018, with Manchin facing a tough re-election bid, the National Republican Senatorial Committee ran ads knocking the Democrat for living on a $700,000 "luxury yacht." (Manchin's office has pointed to documents showing that he paid only $220,000 for Almost Heaven when he bought it, in 2014.) Manchin, meanwhile, has tried to make the boat work as a political prop in his favor, bragging about how he's always just one anchor-pull away from fleeing Washington.

I hear he sears a mean loin of cod....

Manchin is now at a strange time in his relationship with the city. His colleagues like him, and admire him for getting people to like each other - or, at least, to try. But with Republicans going all-in on an ex-president who tried to overturn an election on false pretenses, and many Democrats increasingly fed-up with compromise-minded moderates, American politics is no boat party. For those watching the news with rising alarm, there's no comfort in the thought of Manchin taking calls from President Donald Trump aboard Almost Heaven (which he has done, according to Clemons), or Buttigieg and Tuberville bonding over college football on the roof deck, or Murkowski being moved to song by the sight of the capital skyline.

"All I'm saying is I don't think our Founding Fathers anticipated the survival of this democratic experiment to rest in the hands of a man who lives in a house boat," Jenna Valle-Riestra, a press secretary for the Senate Judiciary Committee wrote in a now-deleted tweet, after Manchin came out against a Democratic voting rights bill.

Not that this kind of criticism is keeping Manchin up at night.

"After January 6, he told me, 'If we aren't out there forcing people to come together to defend a safe space in the middle, then we will never have it,' " said Clemons. "People attack him for being naive. They think that criticism or pressure is somehow going to move him, but it actually makes him double down."

There is much promise and peril, then, for Manchin and his boat. It's a place where deals can be floated and bills can get watered down. Where trust can live, if fleetingly, among people whose constituents don't trust each other at all.

It is, in other words, Washington in miniature. For some that sounds like Almost Heaven. For other's that's just a nice way to describe living in limbo.

No wonder Miss Lindsey got Covid.

That yacht sounds like a 1970's meat market!

The place must be crawling with STDs.

PAR-TAY!

It ain't no (whispers) Club 96.

Ted Cruz, in a Captain Morgan pose, once reportedly finished 3 beers 'in a matter of minutes' on Joe Manchin's houseboat

Why is Lindsey Granham fraternizing with Joe Manchin?

Did the writers at the Washington Post purposely format that headline to sound like Stefon?

Yes, R10! And why not, truth is dead so who cares what newspapers do. I'm all in favor of some levity nowadays.

Is there a fainting couch for those suffering from sea sickness or too much alcohol consumption?

These people are all so vile

So much for that bipartisan venture we hoped for!

Marco Rubio will only attend the houseboat foam parties.

Where exactly is a cod's loin, r3?

The US Senate is the most exclusive and powerful private club in America. I see no reason to defame the human desire to bond while off the clock and get to know each other in a fraternal setting. This is what human beings like to do. It happens in every workplace, especially one where tempers and egos can be major sticking points to progress.

I despise cutesy articles about serious things written in this Tattler/Vanity Fair "oh-so-clever" style. Joe Manchin's $220,000 houseboat cost a fraction of the average one-bedroom condo in DC, to make it out as some nefarious or bizarre housing/socializing option is just dumb. It isn't.

I hope the boat is fully packed and they go on a 3 hour tour...a 3 hour tour.

Reference to another thread, R16. Somebody was talking about searing cod loin and got busted for being a culinary shit-talker. I'd try and link it but search around here is just hell.

This bitch is such an attention thirty suck up the he knows better than to upend what Democrats need to do. He just needs to show pushback for his half wits. Ultimately its in his best interest to not be a blocker. Sinema too. Let's just skip all their shit already.

Manchin lives on the boat which seems like a better sitch than renting a room or staying in your office as many congresspeople do, imo. He got it for 220k from a bank but it's worth 700lk... which sounds a bit hinky but I'm sure is "fine."

Couldn't find a reliable pic of the exact boat but it's said to be a 65-footer.

[quote]The US Senate is the most exclusive and powerful private club in America.

Um, they are elected by the public. Now, Yale's Skull and Bones is a different matter. Though I'm more of a Whiffenpoofs man myself.

Is this it, R21?

I googled "Almost Heaven Boat" and this picture keeps popping up.

It looks too small to live in, though.

I was picturing something like...

Probably not, R72. That one's posted as being for sale/sold in 2018 and is a 55 feet.

Manchin's had his "Almost Heaven" since before that and it's 65 feet.

An ad against Manchin using his "yacht" as negative ammo used the linked pic here but I don't know if it's the actual boat, though it does seem pretty apt for living and parties.

^^ Oops. My R25 reply was for R23. Drunk again.

The Houseboat as housing isn’t that crazy. Kind of chic and smart when rent is high in D.C.

What bothers me, is that all of these people disseminate division and lie to all of us publicly which heats up political discourse, and then they quietly enjoy parties on a yacht where it’s officially unofficial, but government business ACTUALLY gets done. What happens on the Senate floor is THEATER and this Houseboat episode proves it.

Tommy Tuberville and Pete Buttigieg bonding over Norte Dame football??? I’m sorry, wasn’t Tuberville an insurrectionist Senator???

Kind of like when the media had first access to vaccines in December but kept it quiet. WHAT ELSE goes on that they keep quiet about in order to manage the PR properly???

Washington can tighten leaks when it wants to….

Tuberville is drippy mucus straight from the crusty nostril of Satan himself.

When I read this article at the Post I thought, what are all the Buttigieg fanboys at DL going to say when they find out he sits around talking football with Tommy Tuberville?

They can't hear you, R29.