Have the Beckhams stopped having kids?

They take their brood EVERYWHERE.

They both wanted a girl after the first boy, tried twice and both times produced a boy, eventually they gave up until science was at a point where if you're rich enough you can choose the gender of your kid. So yeah, they've stopped.

Bring it, bitches. I’ll keep reading this thread and see if I crack my first smile in over 20 years.

Beckham's 18-year-old male god son let himself go!The yellow cuntou is too old-fashioned and goes well with the tender model girlfriend

The four children of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are all famous stars of the second generation. Although the four of their brothers and sisters have wasted Beckham's appearance, they still have a lot of fans through Beckham's fame. They seem to be very popular in the second generation of Stars, and they have inherited Beckham's puppies genes.

The 18-year-old Romeo is the second son of Beckham and Beckham. He is also considered to be the highest-valued of the four siblings. He has entered the stage of puppy love.

Romeo, who fell in love with a girl of the same age, has a variety of styles that make him a favorite of the brand, and he can also hold Romeo's head. The dyed blond hair becomes more fashionable.

On May 16, local time, Romeo posted two photos of love taken with his girlfriend on social platforms. He was directly in the mirror and hugged his girlfriend Mia's slim-waisted Romeo, wearing a white T-shirt, as long as someone who knows a little about the trendy brand It is not difficult to find that this T-shirt on Romeo is from the north, and the expensive north T-shirt is actually a high-end brand.

The loose-fitting T-shirt hides Romeo's body curve, but even so, it can be seen that he is stronger than his thin and thin appearance in previous years.

Romeo's yellow skin is in sharp contrast with Mia's fair skin. The young couple who looks closely and looks like a husband and wife will probably be together for a long time. After all, the way of showing affection never loses to brother Brooklyn and "quasi-sister-in-law" Nicola. Romeo seems to sweeten people every time, even across the screen. Beckham's 18-year-old male god son let himself go! The yellow cuntou is too old-fashioned and goes well with the tender model girlfriend

Although 18-year-old Mia is still relatively immature, but she seems to have a golden figure, her slender waist and long legs are very eye-catching, and she is enviable. The pink sweater magnifies the advantage of smooth skin. .

The pink knitwear without any color and element embellishment is sweet, and the warmer style contrasts sharply with Mia's thin waist. The knitwear with rows of zippers on the chest is not pulled to the top, revealing With a white T-shirt inside, Mia's dark gray hot pants are tightly wrapped around Mia's buttocks. She looks like a curvy figure, really as delicate as milky muscles.

R4 is....

A) On crack.

B) Not a native English speaker.

C) Completely illiterate.

D) All of the above.

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^ A homely lot those Beckhams are

The one on the left at R6 looks like a muppet.

They have...with each other.

Rumour is that in the last few years Becks has knocked up one of Harper’s schoolteachers after an affair. Apparently, when the teacher found out she was preggers, she was either instantly fired or quit on the spot, while little Harper was withdrawn and sent to another school (thus arousing suspicion among the parents/teachers).

Also, everyone used to say the Rebecca Loos story was actually a trade off with the media, so they wouldn’t publish a story/pics of Victoria doing lines of coke whilst pregnant with whichever kid it was at the time (Romeo?)...

Vicky owes Becks lotsa money, he can't just up and leave her. It's the economy of a marriage.

David is too busy. As he ages his memory isn't what it used to be and he frequently has to yell out, "Vicky, what comes after 'breathe out'?" in the middle of reminding himself to breathe in and out.

Vicky is similarly busy looking at her pores closely, applying Superglue on her lips to ensure she doesn't accidentally smile, looking at pictures of food and then trying to throw up the food she didn't even eat in the first place.

[quote] he can't just up and leave her.

So many footballers cheat on then divorce their first wives. It’s almost the rule rather than the exception. Unless the footballer gets lucky and the wife gets caught cheating or dies first.

[quote] Vicky is similarly busy looking at her pores closely, applying Superglue on her lips to ensure she doesn't accidentally smile

R11 I once knew someone who used to work for Vicky’s fashion brand as a marketer, closely with the women herself. She said that Vic was one of the best, nicest and most self-aware humane employers she ever had. Apparently at work Vic is really funny, generous, switched-on and motivating, and the reason she seems miserable in public half the time is because her husband keeps doing the most inane shit to sabotage their brand and make the family look a messy embarrassing wreck.

That being said, VB’s brand like all fast fashion used third-world slave labour at one point, so she can fuck off and die regardless of how nice a boss she is.

Who packs the biggest dong: Dorklyn, Tromeo or Curze? I need a teen actor for my new superhero project

R2 like any femme straight woman, poor Vic just wanted a little princess of her own she could dress up and be girly with. Then she ends up with three feminine boys who want to be models and a tomboy girl who’s probably going to end up a footballer dyke.

Something else I heard re. the Beckham brood is that Harper was born via surrogate, because Posh didn’t want to put on weight or ruin her body anymore. Victoria was at the Harkles’ wedding with a fake bump, apparently.

they're all unfortunate looking

R4 is the DLer who’s obsessed with yellow skin. God bless him.

[quote] David really seems to like planting his seed.

Yeah, thinking about it he did have a habit of calling me arse “breedable”, when obviousleh I’m a bloke and I can’t get in the club. And he’d go absolutely mad fer it when we did a bit of roleplay and pretended I was a girl he could knock up, like.

"Page doesn't exist," numbnuts/R19.

[quote] Have the Beckhams stopped being relevant or interesting to the age we live in?

FIFY dear OP.

Genuinely surprised that Vic physically managed to carry any of her kids to term.

She’s had raging anorexia since at least 1999. The only calcium she gets is from a bit of spinach with dinner—by now her bones must be halfway crumbling to dust, and she likely has perimenopause already.

All the classic ED signs are there—over three hours of hard exercise daily as a rule, ACV fasts & breakfast/lunch replacement shakes, eating the same foods every day (she has at least two avocados a day routinely), steamed vegetables for every evening meal, and herbal tea ‘as a snack’. She seems to be an exercise-addicted restricter who fears carbs more than COVID (she’d fit right in here).

It’s lucky she’s super-wealthy with expensive taste and a pretty well-worked face. If she couldn’t afford the highest-end surgery and fashion and skincare, she’d look twice her age haggard from starvation.

I love one DM comment who referred to Victoria as a "duck-billed glumeister." lol

All the children look quite distinct.

Tbh I still always have Vic’s single ‘Not Such An Innocent Girl’ in my secret cheesy pop dance playlist🤪

She looked hot as a platinum blonde cyberpunk babe too