What Would Joan River have said about Jena Malone wearing Crocs to a red carpet event?

She would’ve cried her a river.

Jena Malone is so cool I love her. Back off!

She would have taken her to task! It is crime against fashion and unacceptable!

Looks stupid, IMO. She could have worn something comfortable that was so much cooler than Croc clogs.

Who cares what the dried-up old bitch would have said about it?

[quote] If Joan was alive

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

I second r5.

Joan's red-carpet fashion bitchery was the worst thing about her. Her tastes were really uninteresting. She wanted every woman (including herself) to look like Princess Grace.

The vinyl dress isn't helping either.

When one has no talent, it's best to have a gimmick to keep one's name in the news.

It's a movie premiere, not an awards ceremony. Dressing inappropriately for an awards ceremony is disrespectful. As for a premiere - the more publicity, the better.

OP, You mean, after Joan attacked her gummy smile?

Really, DL?!?! [quote] Joan River Fuck you all!

"With those shoes and that vinyl dress, what was she expecting an award or a tsunami?

"With that dress and those red shoes, click her heels twice and she'll be in the wonderful land of the trailer park"

"Mom, give her break, she had a toe injury"

"Melissa, she should have chosen to have the foot amputated!"

If only . . .

Some of you ladies clearly did not read the assignment

I don't know what Joan River would say but Joan Rivers would say "ugh I'm so sick of this lesbian chic She looks like she's ready to replace my toilet." Then Melissa would go "Oh Mom," and we would all look at Melissa with a side-eye knowing she is only there because of her mother.

Crocs made a covid comeback, surprisingly. The brand has designer collaborations with items selling out immediately.

At least her teeth match her shoes.

Jena has her own teeth, not dentures or veneers. Looks weird!